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2. I will quarrel with you, but I won't leave you easily. I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous. I will stick to you, but I won't pester you. I will make fun of you, but I won't abandon you. I will take care of you, but I don't want to lose you. I will be duplicitous, but I hope you can see through my heart. I will be angry, indifferent and crazy. This can only be done.
Companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
4. There are as many girls as there are stars in the sky; But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.
The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.
6. On the road of love, I never expect to encounter many miracles. I just want to be with someone, holding the warmth along the way, and never leaving in the dull years. After a long journey of gathering and parting, I am glad to have you by my side, crying, laughing and blooming with me, so that the beauty of spring can fill my fireworks world.
7. There are many passers-by in life, and everyone has his own home. He's going east, west, south and north. I'll find you.
I really want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through your life, be warm to each other and live up to each other.
9. In this city, I believe there must be someone who is thinking the same thing, with similar frequency, and arranged to meet me at a lonely exit of a station.
10 likes someone, it's already February in spring, and there are buds in MengMeng. This kind of love is shallow, such as drinking tea, being indifferent and falling silent, picking flowers and cigarettes, being plain and clear with a silver bowl of snow, but listening to Xiao Yun across the water, it is particularly touching.
Couples spend a month together, making love.
1. A woman's heart is a glass bottle full of water, but it seems that there is nothing.
2. Look, mice fall in love with cats, fish fall in love with knives, sheep and big wolf are better, and weasels bathe chickens. If the world is not so chaotic, hurry into my arms and grow old together.
3. Wandering between the true and the false, seeing through the right and wrong in the world, complicated and frustrating things, love and hate, understanding right and wrong, dreaming outside, forgetting who is right and who is wrong, showing off in an ostentatious manner, it's time to confess, and being with you is nothing.
The stupidest person in the world is to love someone and not know what to do. This person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. What do you think of the future?
5. Love is as eternal and pure as a diamond; Love is like a wave, surging; Pay sincerely for this life without regrets!
6. Love is actually very simple. Tucked him in, patted her on the shoulder before going to bed, washed his clothes on weekends and served her meals in the morning, all of which were very cool. The couple respect and understand each other, and they love each other forever.
7. Hey, let's have dinner together tonight. There are two choices: Rose Restaurant and Chrysanthemum Room. Think about it, don't make a wrong choice, and don't lose your mind. I believe in your wisdom. Yes, call me.
8. Only when I fall in love with you can I realize the taste of missing, the sorrow of separation and the torment of jealousy, and the endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life?
9. Love is lonely, sweet, sad, bitter, joyful, smiling, honest, dependent, missing, helpless, missing and moving. The road of love is tortuous and full of wonderful things.
10. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
1 1. No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you!
12. The sky is blue, the water is blue, and there is a little lazy person in the middle. He loves to eat, drink and sleep, and he is tired of cooking. His small mouth is full of flavor, his little hands feel the flavor, and his little face smiles naturally. You are the favorite of lazy people.
13. Love is the combination of two semicircles into a concentric circle; Love is two wings, combined into a pair of flying wings. May your love fly with me and be a complete success!
14. Love needs sincerity; Communication is needed when arguing; You need to be calm when you are angry; You need to share when you are happy; Falling in love with you is a feeling; Kissing you is a kind of happiness. I love you!
15. Love is always like this. Strive for it, don't cherish it after you have it, and regret it after you lose it. Once the damage is done, it is difficult to erase it. Remember, not all love is indestructible, and not all love can stand the test again and again. Friend, may you cherish it!
16. I am willing to leave all the cold in winter to myself and the warmth to you; I am willing to leave all the troubles in my life to myself and the happiness to you. Because I love you, so I am willing!
17. It was you who accompanied me through a long and arduous journey. Your smile is full of the warmth of sunshine. Your turning back made me forget all my troubles. Only silently wishing you happiness is my forever!
18. The werewolf loves vampires and is willing to donate blood for her. The Taoist priest looked at the zombie sister and was doomed to take off his robe. Monks secretly love nuns and eventually become monks and secularized. You are hopelessly in love with her, so love boldly!
19. No matter true or false, I love my life. I love you once, in the drizzle. I once loved you in a daze. Lost in love with you for a while. I hesitate to love you again. I am very happy to meet you in this life. I will accompany you sweetly day and night. I will never disperse from generation to generation. I will join hands with you for a long time. This romantic life has no regrets.
20. I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know there is always such a person anyway.
2 1. If the loss is painful, are you afraid to pay? If confusion is suffering, will you choose to end it? If the pursuit is bitter, will you choose stubbornness? If separation is bitter, who will you talk to?
22. Show love to Cupid for fear that you will be hurt when he shoots an arrow. Show your love to your old man, for fear that his red line will make you uncomfortable. Show your love to God, lest the great momentum frighten you. Let me express it myself. I love you.
23. Flowers bloom on the leaves, and brocade books come from the clouds, like stroking a piano. Wen Jun secretly made a promise in his heart. Phoenix seeks to burn, harp rings, and resentment leaves the moon, but the heart of the piano is consistent and the flowers are beautiful.
24. It is difficult to live with women. People do this because of strangeness, compassion, lust, timidity and vanity. Only in the depths can there be a stream, which can be called love. This love, I can't find it, and it passed in an instant.
25. The Taoist priest has a good voice. I wish you peace and happiness. I wish you a smile, peace of mind, infatuation and love, and never give up the word. I will always love you, I will always love you.
26. I think you are like a fan in summer. I love you like a mouse wrapped around a keyboard. I love you like sunshine shining on petals. I wish you peace every day. I have no regrets about falling in love with you, and I am not afraid of the long term. I will always be with you. I will send you a smiling face every day, but don't be moved by my tears!
27. Love is not a flower, so it will not wither. Love is not tea, so it won't be boring. You are not Altman, so you will not be invincible. I'm not Spider-Man, so I won't fly over the eaves. But you and I are fish and water, and we are the fresh-keeping cabinets of love. We only want to be with you in our life, just like playing with fish.
28. The lights are dim, and at dusk, Yu Di is rhythmic and the stars are like rain. Recalling the past, the true feelings emerge, looking at the present, two lovesickness. It's parting, it's missing, don't have some feelings in your heart.
29. Although it's cold, my hands are shaking and people are lazy, it doesn't stop me from sending you short messages, because I want to tell you that our love, like a warm current, can melt all the cold.
30. Life is sad occasionally. No big deal. With your sweet smile, your troubles will collapse in an instant, and your anguish will disappear in the blink of an eye. You are my pistachio, I want to cherish you. I want you to know: I love you more than ever!
One month 18 girls were killed.
Case background: In the last month, I was ordered by my parents to have a love affair with girls one after another. My family felt that I was old and it was time to talk about a friend. But I am very unfilial, and I actually made this process the same as the human resources supervisor's inspection of new people. The following is the basic process. Case 1
W: I'm not ready. I don't want to get married or fall in love yet.
Me: You can go now.
W: What do you mean?
Me: Contact me when you are ready.
Case 2
Woman: I have a classmate. She said that she came with me today. She has something to do today. Shall we take a rain check?
Me: No need to take a rain check.
W: What do you mean?
Me: You came on a blind date, not her. If you don't have her, you are not you. Then I suggest you marry her.
Case 3
Woman: I have no feelings for you.
Me: OK, you can go.
Woman: How do you talk?
Me: I like direct people. If you tell me how you feel, I will tell you how I feel.
Woman: You are so stingy.
Me: this is called a frank exchange of views between the host and the guest.
Case 4
Woman: I'm telling you, I just came to eat today, that's all.
Me: Then you can go.
Woman: You.
Me: Eating is just a means to increase understanding and feelings. If you come here just to eat, you can go to the canteen, where eating is not to increase understanding.
Case 5
W: I have many friends, and several boys are very happy with me. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this call.
Me: You can go first.
Woman: That's all right. It doesn't matter.
Me: Take care of all your friends. Since they are more important than me, why did they come to see me?
Case 6
W: I don't like playing ball. Playing ball is so boring.
Me: Then you can go.
Woman: You are so stingy.
Me: I don't need to take care of your hobbies if you don't take care of mine.
Case 7
Woman: You are really something. I like you very much.
Me: What am I good at? Like what?
Woman: This and this.
Me: You can go now. You can call me again when you want to know what I'm good at.
Case 8
Woman: You can't see this message.
Me: Then you go.
W: Why?
Me: Since you think privacy is more important.
Case 9
W: I am very busy. How about another day?
Me: No need to change.
Woman: What's the matter?
Me: Save time for the people you think are important.
Case 10
W: XXX bought a nice dress for his girlfriend, and I want it, too.
Me: Let me give you a suggestion.
Woman: Go ahead.
Me: Be XXX's girlfriend and ask him to buy one for you.
Case 1 1
W: Sorry, my boss told me to work hard this weekend.
Me: That's fine. You can work overtime with the night shift.
W: What do you mean?
Me: Since you want to show it so much, you might as well show it more expressively.
Case 12
Woman: You are not suitable to be my boyfriend, but I like you very much. Can you be my brother?
Me: Then you'd better go.
Woman: Oh.
Me: I didn't prepare this table of wine and food today to recognize a younger sister.
Case 13
I know I'm late, but I already apologized for it. What else do you want?
Me: You don't have to apologize, really, if that's your attitude.
Case 14
Woman: Can you tell your father to go away? I feel very nervous.
Me: Sorry, I'm afraid he won't leave.
W: What should I do?
Me: How about this? How about you go away? This will relax us all.
Case 15
Woman: Actually, my name is XX, not XXX. I'm sorry I lied to you.
Me: It doesn't matter.
Woman: Really.
Me: You can go back first and come to me when it is convenient for you to decide your name.
Case 16
W: I had a boyfriend before, and the reason why I told you this is that I don't want to hide these things.
Me: I'm not interested in your past. That's your business, not mine.
Woman: You.
Me: If you can't let go of the past, then go back first. When can you let go and come to me?
Case 17
W: How many times have you been in love?
Me: Not once.
Woman: I don't believe it. You are 27 years old. How could it not happen once?
Me: love is intentional, and people have it once at most in their lives.
W: So you used to take part in occasional entertainment activities?
Me: Look at what kind of girls they are. Some girls are not even qualified to take part in accidental amusement.
Woman: You are terrible.
Me: Thank you.
Case 18
Me: Are you free to play ball this weekend?
W: Sorry, I have something urgent at home. My grandmother is very ill. Tell you what, how about I contact you next week?
Me: No need. Grandma, come to me when you are well.
Tell me about the last month of 2020.
On the first day of 65438+February, everyone in the circle of friends, even my husband, was in high spirits, because today is the first day of 65438+February and the last month of 20xx. Everyone has their own goals, and they are all ready to pursue them. Just me. Every day, I am confused. I want to chat with someone on WeChat sometime in the morning or sometime in the afternoon, but whenever I think of a scene where everyone is busy, I can only forget it and continue my confusion and anxiety.
Tell me about the last month of 20xx.
First, good things will come, and before that, you should stick to it; Everything was fine in the last month of 20xx ... so were you ~
Second, it is another winter and snow season and the end of the year. Unconsciously, there is only the last month left in 20xx. Although the snow is fluttering and the wind is cold, I still miss the years when I was not young, even if it was a struggle, even if it was bumpy. Time is the hardest thing to control. Whether the mood is good or bad, rain or shine, they all fly away and never come back. Punctuality is the world's greatest hope. Forget it. Only by returning to the present and living every day is a happy life.
Third, this month is the last month of 20xx. On the whole, almost everyone has experienced a fake bull market. Looking forward to the future, the stock index has been rising all the way, but it is really emotional to see that most stocks have hit new lows or even hit new lows!
Fourth, in the last month of 20xx, I like myself this year.
The last month of 5.20xx is about to open, not for the vague future, but for the real today.
In the last month of 6.20xx years, time is a fixed number and space is a variable. Time is a chain that never falls, moving invisibly in the void.
Seven, the blink of an eye to 65438+ February, the last month of 20xx, time is in a hurry!
In the last month of 20xx, my mood suddenly became negative. After thinking for a long time on the subway, I still can't see the future of your so-called efforts.
9. May the last month of 20xx be better, draw a perfect full stop and wish you a good start in advance!
10. In a blink of an eye, the last month of 20xx has been left. Cherish the last month, and wish all the efforts of the year will bear fruit at this time.
It seems that the last month of 1 1 year 20xx has passed, and every time I make a promise, I end up in daily chores.
Twelve, tell you a ghost story, now is the last month of 20xx, and the desire to get rich has not been realized.
In the last month of 13.20xx, I wish everyone can: stay away from villains, do what they want and do their best.
Fourteen, December, 17 years' tail, grasp it well, without regret, the last month of 20xx years, may everything be fine ~
15-20xx The last month, the turn of the year has passed, and time really passed unconsciously. Looking back, I have experienced a lot this year. Lost people, mature harvest. 65438+ February Hello, come on! Let every day be the best day on the road of adult life!
16, the last month of 20xx, I wanted to work hard and earn more money, but I found that I had taken eight days off and still couldn't figure out how to rest. I prefer working to resting.
/kloc-the first day of 0/2 and the last month of 20xx! No matter what happens this year, in a word! The road ahead must be happy!
18, the last month of 20xx, I hope everything is fine and have a good month by myself.
Nineteen, hello, December, the last month of 20xx, make a wish, and good luck will explode.
20,65438+February is the last collection of the year, 12 months of memories, 12 months of feelings, 12 months of efforts. Finally, it is a complete 20xx. Say goodbye to every day in June+February in the past 5438. The last month of the year, I hope the rest of the day will not be wasted. I hope my brothers, relatives and family are in Shunyi Ankang. June 5438+February is the end and the beginning. The last month of 20xx is safe and happy!
In the last month of 20xx, I didn't really want to work. I will stay and think about my life.
The first day of 22nd, the last month of 20xx, what a nice day! The core monument of life has a new album premiere, and my brother opened a neon personal fc. In order to have a less difficult treasure rush next year, he is still quietly moving bricks. Good, everyone is working hard in their own fields.1February will continue to refuel.
Twenty-three, the last month of 20xx. It's never too late to talk about anything, and it's never too late to realize anything. Let's go
In the last month of 20xx, I hope you can get the person you love, learn what you want to learn, stick to your dream and make every day in1February happy. Let this year's good luck continue.
In the last month of 25, 20xx, life was a little better for me. I have had too much experience this year. The good and the bad all grew up and met scum. No matter how bad I am, I have met people who never leave. 65438+ February is better for me and my loved ones.
26, 65438+ February, the last month of 20xx, I wish myself a happy birthday, thank my parents for their painstaking care, and hope that I will read more books, think hard, exercise well and live up to the most beautiful time in the future.
65438+On the first day of February 27th, bid farewell to the past time and welcome the last month of 20xx, so that every remaining day will not be wasted. Hello, 65438+ February.
In the last month of 28, 20xx, 65438+ the first day of February, it was particularly cold today, and time passed in a hurry and never came back.
Twenty-nine, I wish you all the best in the last month of 20xx.
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