A collection of quotations from Pipi Shrimp about narcissism to the extreme (42 articles)

Quotations of extreme narcissism of Pipi shrimp (I) 1. I said it was best to break up the other day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

2. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

3. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

6. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories blurted out are unthought stories, which outline a full but affectionate ID.

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

8. I slept at home for a day and a night, and my dreams were full of her shadow.

9. When a woman stops urging you home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

10. If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?

1 1. I am handsome, please don't look.

12. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

13. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

14. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

15. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

16. I won't be brave, and I'm not strong. I can't smile when I'm sad.

17. No one urged me to sleep and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

18. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

19. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

20. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.

2 1. The child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

Quotations of Pipi Shrimp on narcissism to the extreme (II) 22. Don't challenge Sister Hei's skill with the speed of throwing videos!

23. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

24. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

25. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

26. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it. ￣

27. Being imitated and never being surpassed will be a flaming mountain that you lost bread sheep can never cross.

28. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.

29. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

30. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

3 1. I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me carefully.

32. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

33. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

34. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

35. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

36. Feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.

37. The external manifestation of selfishness is to love to say that others are selfish.

38. "From childhood to adulthood, does anyone remember it, which made your heart sweet and sour?" "Yes, it is the uncle who sells candied haws at my door."

39. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

40. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

4 1. Do you know how to hurt a person? Is that people who work hard are kind to her. If she pulls it out suddenly, she may cry.

Classic and Extreme qq Mood Quotations

Classic and Extreme qq Mood Quotations

1. I was a madman, for a liar, and then gave up a fool.

2. Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.

We should live happily every day, because we will die for a long time.

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.

Time may not give birth to feelings, but it will meet people's hearts, and sometimes I am afraid that time will tell the truth.

6. It is a lifelong commitment to call your wife an old woman.

7. In a person's life, there should be once, love at first sight.

8. How many disappointments mean how many times I hope happiness will prove difficult.

One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, your heartbeat.

10. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

1 1. I will never love anyone, even you.

12. I hate people who don't know me, but tell me what to do.

13. No two people can't be together, only two hearts can't be together.

14. It's sad to be ignored by people who care. And pretending not to care is even sadder.

15. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

16. Where is there so much love in the world? It's all caused by desire

17. Love means that you fall in love with someone and are willing to give up your freedom for his freedom. .

18. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

19. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

20. Lovers are always on and off, but the more they love each other, the deeper they love each other.

2 1. Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

22. Don't treat the invalid past as a beautiful memory.

23. I think of you in the dead of night, and I think of you when people come and go.

24. I refused so many ambiguities just for your uncertain future.

25. Forget it if you don't love it. If you want to stay, I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

Two-part allegorical saying about shrimp

Two-part allegorical sayings are created by working people in their daily lives, with distinctive national characteristics and rich flavor of life. Two-part allegorical sayings are humorous and intriguing, and are deeply loved by the broad masses of the people. Although ancient two-part allegorical sayings are rare in written records, they must have been circulated among the people. For example, Qian Daxin's "Heng Yan Lu" contains: "A goose feather sends a thousand miles, and the ceremony is light and affectionate, and there are also Song proverbs in the re-fasting." This kind of two-part allegorical saying has been used to this day.

Fried shrimp-red man (ren)

Fried shrimp-red (1 metaphor is ripe. (2) metaphor favored people. )

Braised shrimp.

Stir-fried shrimp, etc. Must not be red-sex is too urgent.

Eat melon seeds and shrimp-everyone (benevolence)

Prawn out of the pot-bend over (bend over)

Shrimp comes out of the water-jumping; Full of energy.

Fish and shrimp in spring-follow the crowd

Sharks don't eat shrimp-they don't like shrimp.

Stir-fried chicken feet with prawns wrapped in legs and arched waist. )

The prawn fell into the frying pan-it turned red.

Fried chicken feet with shrimps-bending over and cramping

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp (shrimp)-big bullying small; The weak are the prey of the strong-the law of the jungle

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat green mud-everything has its vanquisher.

Shrimp in the mouth of a big fish-you can't run away.

Shrimp falling into a boiling pot-red eyes.

Fried shrimp with bean sprouts (shrimp)-two are not worth it (straight); Bow your head, bow your head

Fish and shrimp just caught-bounce

Xie Qiang, Xia Bing, the favorite of the Sea Dragon King.

Dry land fish and shrimp-difficult to survive; Can hardly support himself.

Dry land fish and shrimp-can't live any longer.

The prawn in the picture has bigger eyes than its mouth.

Eat melon seeds and shrimp-meet good people (benevolence)

If you catch shrimp, you need carp-even better when it's ready.

The Dragon King's Helper-Xia Bing Xie Qiang

Shrimp in the pot-how many more jumps do you want?

Shrimp sellers don't have scales-catch the blind (shrimp)

Shrimp (shrimp) chop stuffing-headless and tailless

Li-a grasshopper.

The shrimp ran away and caught the carp-leave it alone.

It's especially good to catch carp when running shrimp.

Wash the shrimp in the leather basket-no one can escape.

Breaking the net to catch shrimp-failure

Shrimp without tail-can't lift big waves

Fried shrimp (shrimp) in hot pot-skipping; Full of energy.

Fishing shrimp with shark hooks-making a mountain out of a molehill

People in the mountains have firewood, and people on the shore have fish and shrimp-relying on mountains to eat mountains and relying on water to eat water.

Fish and shrimp ashore-jump and jump

Catch fish and shrimp in the tree-flapping in the air

Shrimp in Taihu Lake-Baimang

Catch fish and shrimp in the yard-there's no way out.

The prawn that jumped ashore-panicked; Not far from death

No one can escape the fish and shrimp in the net.

Shrimp, soldiers and crabs will come to visit-get in the water, get in the water.

Shrimp fell into hot pot-a big red face.

Shrimp is wearing a big gun on his head-no one is afraid.

Shrimp landed on barley-Busy (awn) plus Busy (awn)

Shrimp falls into salt pile-busy (busy) idle (salty)

Shrimp crossing the river-modesty (holding a beard)

Fresh fish and rotten shrimp are cooked in one pot-I don't know if it is good or bad; For better or worse

Catch carp with shrimp-a small loss makes a big profit.

Fish eat shrimp and shrimp eat fish-the law of the jungle.

Fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp, and turtles love turtles-the smell is the same.

Cooked prawns-shredded pork

Catch fish and shrimp-doing nothing.

Catch shrimps and carp-that's better.

The latest humble quotation "licking the dog to the extreme"

The latest humble dog licking quotations (I) 1. I was heartbroken last night. I know. I know you like him.

I think I am good at putting girls to sleep. Are you there? They just said they were going to bed.

It's getting hotter and hotter, and I don't know what to do without your cold ass.

Don't always have a lot of time. In this world, people are cool without tea.

After the baby is born, my family name is the baby's.

6. You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and lost in thought for a long time. I understand that red represents enthusiasm. You want to marry me.

7. Your careless words will douse all my enthusiasm.

8. Why can't I see your circle of friends?

9. Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I don't lick dogs anymore. If you miss me, meet me at the seafood market. I work as a fish there. If you can't find a seafood market, go to the garage. Sometimes I work there as a spare tire. If there is no garage, meet me in the grassland. I worked there as an ox and a horse.

10. I got paid today. I sent you WeChat and Alipay. Remember to look, stinky treasure!

1 1. It's very kind of you to kiss him with the lipstick I bought. It must be to make me feel involved.

12. I sent you a message and you finally replied to me. You said, "Are you tired of seeing your mother off?" I suddenly cried. It turns out that your efforts are really useful. You're already thinking about meeting my mom. You like me.

13. Don't look for me in the dog market after the package. I ran out of the dog licking cage. Come to the seafood market if you miss me. I'm working there like a fish now, but the garage dug me up and asked me to be a spare tire.

14. You said you didn't need to bring you breakfast in the future. You have a boyfriend. What about your boyfriend's share, with Chili peppers?

15. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages. You finally answered me. You said, "Are you tired of seeing your mother off?" I suddenly cried. The original efforts really worked. You're already thinking about meeting my mother, aren't you? My mother said she likes you, too.

The latest humble dog licking quotations (part two) 16. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly trimmed, like a green carpet.

17. Don't get married yet, wait for me a two-color ball, okay?

18. Yesterday, I sent you a lot of information as usual. Today, you finally replied to me in five words: "Are you bored?" . You're starting to care if I'm bored. I'm so touched and flattered. I won't get bored if you scold me every day.

19. You haven't talked to me for two days. I posted a lot of news that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea. Maybe I am a grass, and I would like to be cut off by you. What are you doing now? I miss you.

20. So if you don't call it "Bao", are you qualified to lick the dog? Then I won't scream.

2 1. I insist on not talking to you, not because I don't miss you, not because I don't love you, but because you give me the feeling that I am bothering you, and I will continue licking it tomorrow, my smelly treasure.

22. I heard that your friend said that I was out today, and I came to see you dressed as a clever boy. I didn't expect you to say "crawl, don't come over" to me. I cried on the spot. It turned out to be really touching. You should know that walking in bean shoes will be very tiring, so let me climb because it won't make my feet tired. Actually, you like me, right?

23. You shine in front of me forever, just like the starlight of the whole universe shines on you.

Listening to the scattered rain outside the window, I suddenly remembered that what you said to me was right. Having a baby is painful enough. Who cares?

25. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

Baby, I saw you kissing him in the heavy rain today, and I was still drawing wires. I watched it for more than an hour and felt terrible. Can't you consider my feelings? Why not go in and kiss? What should the baby do if he catches a cold?

27. Bao, you never know when I love you the most. I cried my buckwheat pillow sprouted.

28. Migratory birds cross the coastline, and the rain is at the fingertips; I miss you for a long time and can't jump out of the sea level; Memory lingers between pitches;

I don't care how you are, as long as you don't ignore me. Remember to tell me when you are short of money. Love you.

30. Love that can't be paid now, torn memories, what you recall may only be someone else's, and I have been recalling what you don't recall.