Pause the alarm clock

I can correct my attitude, but don't blame me.

What's a man like Ceng Xiaoxian and a bitch? That's base plus base.

Never discriminate against a madman, he just has a different world view than you.

Don't feel like a person with makeup, and you can't draw a staff.

Xiao Zhao in "Eternal Dragon Slayer" always wears anklets, so how can she wear underwear?

When you slip and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I am not a hero. Beauty, let me through.

I didn't know until I went to the hospital that people are more likely to hang up than numbers.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

Fart is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

Weighing every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

People who feel inferior in their bones always want to see others make a fool of themselves.

Every beautiful and pure love on campus has been destroyed in the name of puppy love.

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

Sleeping is also an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

Say that women are a disaster, you are a disaster.

Whenever people ask me what to do, I will say I will die.

Life is a moving person and death is a moving soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

You can't treat yourself badly, and you can't take advantage of others.

Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

To turn dreams into reality, the first step is to be sober.

Seeing your immortal sentence reminds me of Dong Fangbubai.

Although wrestling hurts, it doesn't hurt so much to see others fall together.

After playing mine clearance for so many years, even the junior ones have never succeeded.

All winds that don't aim at snowing are hooligans.

Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

The real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful girl and the bleak singles.

Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have neither.

Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

My favorite famous flower is taken. I like my horror.

Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to jump off the building to bid farewell.

We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why learn some frivolous peach blossoms to chase water.

A zoo worker died, and the tombstone reads: Bear out, didn't pay attention.

Being a low-key person and reading a high-profile book have always been emphasized by my mother.

The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

Call me a bully and eat noodles and nose.

What's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted, your deskmate is a pig.

When I was scolded by the teacher, I wondered whether I was a kindergarten teacher or a monitor. That is a good student.

I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and got up and rolled around every day.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

My youth was dedicated to the man called compulsory education.

Charming women are not afraid of men's playboys, and powerful men are not afraid of women's reality.

If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

Stand on the shore of the years, think about your past and be a Shui Piao.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the woman is affectionate, she will die young.

If you dare to climb my window and sing uneasy, I will sing the onion song with you.

The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't be too arrogant.

It's dark and slippery, and the society is too complicated. What is more terrible than people?

It's dark and slippery, and the society is too complicated. What is more terrible than people?

People have lost their waists and bottoms. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

The main symptom of bad students now is that the wind blows down during class, and the dog can't get rid of it after class.

Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic than before.

If you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you gain weight, it's yours.

The most painful thing in life is to dream for one night and forget it when you wake up the next day.

Don't take porcelain work without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without a golden hoop.

I said. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

It is said that men who are not good to women in this life will become sanitary napkins in the next life.

Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic.

What condenses is not necessarily the essence, but probably the dwarf.

Tell me something interesting about getting up.

1, don't want to get up, want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. 2, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

6. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

7. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

8. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

9. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

10, really depends on the perseverance of bathing, the endurance of washing, and the explosive power of getting up.

1 1. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

12, I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

13, it takes perseverance to get up and courage to take a bath. . . . .

14, I am sick and don't want to get up. I would rather not eat than find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.

15. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

16, I was scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

17, I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

18, it took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

19, when you are struggling to get up, I am still struggling in bed and hungry, but I don't want to get up (ˉˉ).

20. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.

2 1, after beginning of winter, the world was divided into two parts, one in the bed and the other outside. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

22. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

23. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

24. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once, and the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!

25. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

26. My daughter cheated at the age of four, and my wife didn't spoil her. I finally overslept at the weekend. Background ~ The bitch had a quarrel in the living room, and the daughter didn't take advantage of anything. She ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up and take care of your wife, she hit your child!

27, get up should be: wake up naturally, close your eyes and feel the surrounding, or sunny birds and flowers, or cloudy and cold rain hit the window eaves. Take a nap if you are still sleepy, or you can think about something. Twist a few brand-new sleeping positions, stretch, yawn, watch your mobile phone and listen to music, or talk and laugh with people at the bedside and get out of bed happily. Instead of: before dawn, the alarm clock rang, you jumped out of bed in a panic, your body was fast, and your soul was lying there unprepared. It's called playing dead.

About getting up funny, talk about Daquan 20 19.

1, it takes perseverance to get up and courage to take a bath. . . . .

2. I've been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours-people who have difficulty getting up.

3, get up should be: wake up naturally, close your eyes and feel the surrounding, or sunny birds and flowers, or cloudy and cold rain hit the window eaves. Take a nap if you are still sleepy, or you can think about something. Twist a few brand-new sleeping positions, stretch, yawn, watch your mobile phone and listen to music, or talk and laugh with people at the bedside and get out of bed happily. Instead of: before dawn, the alarm clock rang, you jumped out of bed in a panic, your body was fast, and your soul was lying there unprepared. It's called playing dead.

People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

6. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

7. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that I was covered with a quilt.

9. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

10, getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

1 1. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

12, since I set the alarm clock, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

13, my daughter cheated on me when she was four years old, and my wife didn't spoil her. I finally overslept at the weekend. Background ~ My mother and I had a quarrel in the living room, and my daughter didn't take advantage of anything. She ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up and take care of your wife, she hit your child!

14, I was scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

15, really depends on the perseverance of bathing, the endurance of washing, and the explosive power of getting up.

16, early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once, and the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!

17, there are always 360 days in a year that I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.

18, next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

19, after beginning of winter, the world was divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

20. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up every morning ~

I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

22. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

23. When you are struggling to get up, I am still struggling in bed, hungry, but I don't want to get up (()).

24. The baby is hungry, but doesn't want to get up.

25. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

26. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.

27. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

Talk about the difficulty of getting up in the morning and talk about it interestingly.

1. Ladies and gentlemen, it took you 13 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 10% of the students in the whole country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up.

Travel is really a big test for families who have difficulty getting up.

It is difficult to get up at six o'clock, recite words and calm down. But there are always some people who can get up at five o'clock, recite six lessons a day and patiently finish reading a book. No one has super powers, but they can decide what to do in a day. You think there is no road, and the actual road may go a little further. People who are better than themselves are working hard. What reason do we have to stop?

4. Bedridden households:-It took you * * * 13 minutes to get up this time,-You defeated% 90 bedridden households in China,-There was a classmate in the dormitory who couldn't get up,-

5. There are still two days. I finally found it difficult to get up this morning! I received a message from the company this morning, wishing me a happy birthday! The company remembers it very clearly.

6. Psychological dynamics of households with difficulties in getting up: When they get up every day, there are two little people in their minds. A little man said, I'm so sleepy, let's sleep for a while. Another little man said, good!

7. Families with difficulty getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

8, the bed is very comfortable, it is difficult to get up, then put down the phone and go to bed early. There are so many books piled up that I don't even know which one to read. Just take the most classic. If you can't make up your mind when traveling, learn to appreciate the beautiful scenery around you first. If you don't start, you will never arrive. Don't forget to promise yourself, and don't forget where you are going. There is no limit to life. Push yourself. There is no tomorrow you can't reach!

9. Get up early and walk. Families who have trouble getting up get up late and are too sleepy to open their eyes.

10, I slept for a while last night, and today I directly became a family with difficulty getting up.

1 1, I'm used to going to bed late and it's hard to get up in the morning.

12, how difficult it is to get up every morning.

13, the madman gets up at night, and the needy households spend money.

14, I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

15, if you can like my plain face, messy hair, pale face, acne and no figure, care about my life, know my habits, remember my birthday, accompany me when you are hungry, buy me a drink when you are thirsty, cry and hug me, accompany me crazy, tell me not to look for you when you have something on your mind, be patient, and tolerate me getting up when I am finished dawdling, no matter how noisy I am.

16, when it is cold, it becomes a difficult household to get up. I can't remember! I don't know if the weather is good. I want to go for a walk in Yuanmingyuan this afternoon ~ HL says the Summer Palace is good, but I love Yuanmingyuan more. Autumn is a pleasant day, but there is too much rain. Good morning!

17, it's hard to get up at five o'clock, it's hard to recite words, and it's hard to calm down, but there are always some people who can get up at five o'clock, recite six lessons a day and read a book patiently.

18, it's hard to get up again, and I have the idea of not going to work!

19, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to class, really don't want to go to work, really don't want to go to class. Monday syndrome+households with difficulty getting up! Find a bosom friend! ! ~

20. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

2 1. When I got up this morning, I saw my friend say that her old woman was in critical condition. Looking at her sadness and heartache, I also feel so sad. In the past two years, I have lost too many relatives, ancestors, my grandparents, my uncle and my husband's grandparents. In life, you never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. Be kind to everyone, as long as everyone is healthy, there is no difficulty.

22, always ready, think again, I think women who have a second child are all women. It's really hard to get up recently. Be patient, think about the last 10 days, and then be liberated. Mom is here, my husband is here, and I can still have a leisurely life.

23. I have a face that looks only 80 kg, but I have a weight that doesn't match the actual situation. As a family with difficulty in getting up, I still have insomnia every night. I'm really not suitable for a holiday, fat and rotten ~ I'm going to start school.

24. To test willpower, you don't have to encounter many difficulties and overcome many things, just to see if you can get up with your eyes open and sleep with your eyes closed. Anyway, I can

Families who have difficulty getting up every day have the idea of skipping classes and sleeping until they wake up naturally, but they still get up in their sleep and then they just don't want to talk in circles.