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Suitable for qq space, interesting conversation, classic humor, so funny!
Second, if you do your best wholeheartedly, you may not be as good as others.
Third, girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a restaurant casually, and they will gain several pounds.
Fourth, don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked hundreds of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.
I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 3000. Later, I weighed it carefully, and the cold medicine was only a few tens of dollars. It's still cost-effective to buy cold medicine.
Six, scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
Seven, don't want to wash clothes. Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
Eight, when lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves, don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.
Nine, when I was in high school, because it was too hot in summer, I would put a book under * * * and change it to another book when I felt that the book under * * * was hot. As a result, the idiot at the back table said to me: Are you blind? After reading a book, change it.
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