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The mood these two days is particularly complicated.
On May 26th, the flag was supposed to be raised that morning, but suddenly it rained heavily. I had breakfast and went back to my dormitory to sleep. I saw the news of Hao's love affair when I attended the Civil Procedure Law in the morning. Before that, I felt nothing. One of them always falls in love. I just hope that they can be ordinary friends in private and occasionally miss the summer of playing chess.
But? Things went wrong yesterday afternoon.
Yesterday afternoon, I also ran 800 meters. Because I used to run a lot, I was not so tired this time and my performance was better than last time. Until then, I was very happy.
I bought a ticket for the drama "The Sleeping Man" and went to Guangzhou Grand Theatre to watch it myself. This is a dark fairy tale, and I will tell you in detail later.
As a result, after watching the play, I returned to the sky. Hao Hu, there is nothing wrong with this, but is it stupid for your chess team to send their sweet tidbits? I can only smile bitterly after seeing it yesterday.
Today, even better. Is it now 13 or 14 sister-in-law? Hao, be a man.
Hu Xianxu is really nice. Why did I force them to form CP? I really feel sorry for him.
More ironically, I just received a fan book from Hao Hu this week, entitled "Waste of Spring". In the novel, the ruined Xiao Hu is infatuated with Hao Shenfu, perhaps influenced by Yu Liang in the play, and always thinks that Hao Shenfu is single-minded, but in fact they are two people.
In the novel, Xiao Hu also apologized to Hao, saying that "wasting spring scenery is my sincerity."
But in reality, Hao should say this sentence most.
The absurdity and drama of reality.
I know I am addicted to BE CP, but the situation is really the ugliest BE I can think of. How can such a person deserve to play Yu Liang? Yu Liang is a persistent and single-minded person. His pursuit of perfection, his appreciation of time, his love for Go, his pursuit of such pure things, and even his commitment to time (played by Hu Xianxu) are all false?
What else do you want to do with BE aesthetics? This really reflects the lyrics "It's better to tear it yourself".
Light is real and always will be. They are Gemini in Weiqi, and they will stand at the top together. Yu Liang cares about time most, and time knows Yu Liang best.
However, Hao may never know him. Now I'm glad they didn't eat Haidilao together.
Hu Xianxu is a good actor, and he will certainly go further.
Speaking of actors, tell me about the play I went to last night. In a word, it's amazing to just shout "Niu *" after reading it. This is the real actor, this is the real drama. I wonder if you have any travel plans. Anyway, if you happen to go to that city, and the drama "Sleeping Man" is on tour, just buy the most expensive ticket, absolutely.
I happened to be very emo at that time. Seeing that the play is the subject of a dark fairy tale, I am buying early bird tickets. The original price was 880, and after selling it for about 750, I bought a ticket in the third row. Starring Zhou Yiwei. I have seen some of his TV plays, and I don't like him very much. I didn't go looking for him. As a result, I was shocked: there was nothing wrong with the lines and performances, and the last one-act play was particularly brilliant. The play lasted for 3 hours, and the actors were tortured and abused, jumping up and down, still full of emotions. The mood of every line is just right, which can really bring you into the play. Oh, my god
Strictly speaking, this is the first play I have ever seen. This story is too long, but it is very interesting.
The plot is particularly awesome. In order to stimulate his creative inspiration, the parents of the protagonist Catulan have been abusing their own brothers until 7 years later. So he saved his brother and killed his parents with a pillow.
On this basis, he created a story "The Writer and His Brother". In the story, the writer found his brother's bones and the wonderful story written by his brother, but he burned the story and went home to pretend that nothing happened to his parents.
In reality, Catulan has been taking care of his brother, working in a slaughterhouse and insisting on writing. There are always many stories of child abuse in his works. He would read these stories to his brother, who imitated them, killed two children, and the third little girl who could not speak disappeared.
In Little Apple, the little girl was abused by her father. She made some small apples as gifts for her father, but he ate them all. The blade in the little apple killed her father, and other little apples ran into the little girl and killed her.
The boy by the river (maybe) The little boy lives in poverty, but he is always kind. Once on a bridge by the river, he shared his only sandwich with the black driver. The driver decided to give him a present, so he cut off the boy's right toe. He took all the children in the city that day except the little boy.
That's how the first two children died.
Catulan thought it was a police conspiracy, but his brother accidentally admitted the crime. He asked his brother how his third child died, and his brother said that he referred to the story of little Christ. Finally, he told his younger brother, Green Pig, that he killed his younger brother with a pillow and confessed his crime to the police.
"Green Piglet", on a farm, there is a dark green (bright green) pig. Different from others, but he likes himself differently. None of the other little pigs like it. One day, the farmer brought a bucket of pink paint, which is a special kind of paint that can't be washed off or wiped off. The pig was soaked in pink paint, and it became a pink pig. The pig was very sad and cried all night, and could not wash off the dye, because it was a special kind of dye. So it prayed to God. That night, there was a heavy rain, green paint rain. All the piglets were horrified to find that they turned green. Except for it, it was a special pig because it had a special pink fuel.
Catulan confessed the crime to the police on condition that his novel be kept for 50 years. The story of police officer Emile also surfaced. He hates people who hurt children because he was raped by his father when he was 8 years old. Later, he strangled his sleeping father with a pillow. The detective found the suspect in this case. Catulan said that he killed the third child by imitating the little Christ, but he was not sure whether the third child was alive or dead.
The detective asked Emile to have a look and talk to Catulan himself. Talk about the story you wrote.
A deaf boy was walking on the tracks of a foreign country.
On the desolate plain, the deaf boy walked on the tracks, ignorant of the trains whizzing behind him. An old mathematician found in a high-rise castle that he didn't run down to save the child, but calculated the specific time when the train hit the child, which was 10 yards away from the castle. He converted the calculation result into a paper plane and threw it out at a distance of 1 1 yard from the castle. The child jumped off the track, picked up the paper plane and escaped.
This shows that the detective is a very conceited person. He thinks he is an old man, saving the world from the invisible.
Bedfellows
The job of the person who sleeps next to me is to go back to the childhood of those who want to commit suicide after experiencing pain and persuade them to commit suicide when they have not experienced pain.
Most of them are successful. But one little girl was very happy. She refused to commit suicide, so the person next to her bed had to leave. One day, she was the only one at home. She thought the pillow man had come to see him. She said, I won't kill myself. Go away. It turned out to be a man.
The little girl was never happy again. At the age of 2 1, she turned on the gas. She is a person who sleeps beside the bed and says, why didn't you persuade me at that time?
In the room, the tears of the people at the bedside drowned themselves. It decided to finish the last job. This time it was his childhood, and he talked about his childhood and his future work. The boy next to the pillow understood at once. He said, Tell my mother that I won't go back for dessert.
The little pillow boy poured gasoline on himself and burned it. The people on the pillow also gradually disappeared.
The people who were advised to commit suicide by the people at the bedside came back, and they were all very angry with the people at the bedside.
Little Christ
The little girl claimed that she was the reincarnation of Christ. She helps others everywhere and spreads goodwill. My parents had no choice but to go with her. In a car accident, her parents died and she was sent to her adoptive parents' home. Adoptive parents hate her. They hate her calling herself Christ. Once sent back by the police, her parents began to abuse her.
Put a thorny crown on her: "Are you still the reincarnation of Christ?"
"Yes, I am the reincarnation of Christ." The little girl replied.
Whip her with a whip: "Are you still the reincarnation of Christ?"
"Yes, I am."
Carry a heavy cross on your back and let her walk in the living room 100 times: "Are you still the reincarnation of Christ?"
"Yes, I am."
Nail her on the cross and forget that she was stabbed: "Are you still the reincarnation of Christ?"
"No, I am Christ." The little girl replied.
So the adoptive parents buried her alive in the coffin and said, "Aren't you Christ?" Climb out in three days. "
Three days later, a deaf-mute passed by the new grave and tripped, but unfortunately he couldn't hear the sound of digging the coffin.
The police found that Catulan didn't kill the child, but they were anxious to close the case. They shot Catulan and burned his novel. In the last seven and three-quarters seconds of Catulan's life, he prayed that the people at his bedside would persuade his brother to commit suicide before he was abused, but his brother didn't want to, because he wanted Catulan to write those stories, and his brother thought Catulan was a good writer. He also prayed that the police would not burn those novels, but keep them with his files for 50 years. The last scene is a beam of light hitting the archives of the police station. The play is over.
The lighting, beautiful dance, scenery, script, leading role and supporting role of the whole play are all broken, which is many times better than I expected. It turns out that such a powerful group of people are doing actors and plays, which is particularly powerful.
You can be such an actor in the future, but Hao can't. Let me write my words here.
In retrospect, it seems that 19 years old has been making some garbage, and the house collapses again. I'm 20 years old. I hope it won't happen again.
Nice to see your internship experience. It's really good to calm down and look at things for a while. It seems that I have been anxious about the reality since I chose the law major, and I haven't read any law books well. I don't know if I have no motivation or interest. It doesn't make any sense to keep saying that there is an involution and there is an involution. Go ahead like this, there is no ability to go upstream.
Junzhe's words have nothing to say, true love. I feel that eating their heart valves is worth at least twice as much, and I don't want to fall in love after suffering. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I don't have that kind of worldly desire.
Hereby.
Changchang
202 1.5.27.
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