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Take down the bill and tell me what to send.
Every time I talk to my little sister, a man jumps in. He is an interesting boy! I want to take off my bill for about a few minutes every month. Just a few minutes. Really sweet! I'm happy to eat.
3. Wake up in the morning feeling empty! Suddenly want to take off the bill of a single dog for ten thousand years.
I have an idea for a long time. If one day I take off the bill, it must be that I don't pursue beautiful things so much.
5. What's wrong with me! I think I'm going to take off the bill, otherwise I wouldn't dream of being with someone else! Still so strange! How can it be! How beautiful! I want to be with a principal! Oh, my God! Dreams are simply terrible! That's terrible! Can I stop being romantic?
6. Some things happen in an instant. I seem to have taken off the bill. I can't believe it. Just like a dream, I am slowly realizing it.
7. It is estimated that getting married has been put on the agenda, but you have to understand, brother, that even if you are the fourth largest in Su Po, you can't get rid of it.
8. Don't expect me to take off the bill. I'm happiest when my baby is okay.
9. I'm sorry to break the contract because of the cancellation of the bill! But I took off the bill, I am happy, and we ordinary people are really happy today ~ ~ ~
10, many people will get tired of watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.
1 1, officially announced that I took off the order ... From then on, for the rest of my life: snow is you, plain is you; Poverty is you, glory is you; The tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are also you.
12, who wants to cancel the bill, please tell me? I will follow you. Someone will tell you soon that I am Lei Feng. You don't have to thank me for my professional help for 30 years.
14, stimulated by people around me, wanted to take off the bill, and the object was hard to find. Hey, what should I do?
15, I took off the bill. After all, you have to wear two pieces in such a cold day!
16, there are too many benefits of being single, but people can only grow up in adversity, so I still want to get rid of it.
17, it's not just ambition. I've planned my whole life, starting with meeting you.
18, suddenly I don't want to take off the bill. I feel that what you think is beautiful and what you say is very nice, but what about your actual actions? That negative me again. Maybe that cheerful me was cheated by you.
19, countdown to the new year, friends, I took off the bill.
20. Holding hands and successfully loving you.
2 1, actually my deer is still very good. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.
22. What happened today? This is, if you want to take off the bill, just tell me what it is. I'm not interested. If it's a date, just do it well. Don't worry about laughing at me and doing my thing. Thank you. Don't tell me such a thing in the future. I'm not interested to know.
23, I took off the bill, none of them meet my standards, but I still like him a little, and I am willing to walk out of the abyss.
24, hee hee, the east is not bright and the west is bright. Friends, I took off the bill.
25, you remember that I don't lack, I put it down, you can listen clearly later, and it doesn't matter to me if you don't regret it later. Happy new year, good luck in the year of the dog, I took off the bill.
26. I took the bill off. . I thought a person could grow old like this. . . .
27. Thank you. Valentine's Day 20: 17, take off the bill.
28. Those who like me and want to chase me, I advise you to start as soon as possible. After this year, I don't want to take off the bill. Don't blame me for being as cold as ice
29, the solstice of winter, oh, no boyfriend, no dog food, I want to be coquettish, I want to take off the bill! I didn't eat jiaozi or go out to play, so I stayed up late at night in the dormitory, got up to eat porridge, caught a cold and had difficulty breathing, and had to do my homework. I was very unhappy and tried to smile.
30. You are allowed to be stupid. After all, I will take care of you and support you in the future, and I will allow you to be careless and impetuous.
Announce the circle of friends who have taken off the bill, and talk about the mood phrases that imply that they have taken off the bill.
1, I have nothing to talk about with you except my love for people like you.
2. I like you. Even if there are people in the world who are taller, thinner, smarter and more sensible than you, it's none of my business.
If you are my hero, I will cover you with a quilt.
4. Poké mon began his love journey.
I hope that if you like these sentences, you can use them happily, and I hope that lovers will be well.
6, sunny, cloudy, rainy, it is better to chat with you.
7. Welcome to the point of no return.
8. My iceberg has also become the ice cream in your hand.
9. If you can give me the love of my life, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.
10, I always thought I was a materialist, and I didn't want an afterlife until I met you.
1 1, the three stars are in the sky. What occasion? See this lover. Zi Xi, such a lover
12, I want to be your little princess, eating only sugar and not suffering.
13, say I love you ten thousand times, it is better to be together.
14, it is a sad, beautiful and sweet loss to miss you. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that nothing can replace. I can't stop thinking about your beautiful image. What I can't stop in the world is the reminder of arrival, the new courier and you laughing.
15, is my hero. I own it.
16, I was going to walk the rivers and lakes. When I saw you, I thought I could stop.
17 is my human hero.
18, you can start unscrewing the bottle cap.
19, thanks to mountains and rivers.
20. I hope you can all marry love. I want to marry xxx!
2 1, may you be a lover that time can't steal away.
22. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are staring at me.
I want to tell you many stories, but I find that you have become my story.
24, since you appeared, I just know that it is so beautiful to have someone to love.
25. If new snow breaks dawn, the full moon will appear in the sky. There is a touch of bright silver on the bright shadow below, and you come to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.
26. I can't see you being hurt, let alone being wronged, even if that person is myself.
I worship him like a hero, and he dotes on me like a child.
I can't hide my love. I think when you are old, I can't walk any further. I will grin and say to you: Look, I have loved you all my life.
29, like a person's feeling, probably listening to others discuss love, I only think of you.
30. Breeze, Natsume and distant mountains are with you.
3 1, about you, hordes, four tides, you laugh, my heart is sweet.
32. The moon at sea is the sky and the moon. People are lovers before them.
I am timid, but I want to try everything once. Me too, try with you.
Leave me alone. I am super obedient to you.
35. The Milky Way is boiling hot, and you are the ideal of the world.
It is not life that makes me breathless, but you.
I want to sit in this position all my life.
38. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you and me all year round.
39. Don't teach me anymore.
40. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.
4 1, the money is ready, it seems to be 20% off.
42. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop when I met you.
43. Don't forget, there will be repercussions.
44. My heart is a bird in the wilderness. I found the sky in your eyes.
45. You put up with your beauty, but you just grew into what I like.
Falling in love is a very troublesome thing, and I will trouble you in the future.
Sweat for this young man who will take care of me in the future.
48. I found the person who watched the moon with me.
49. The moon shines back in the middle of the lake, wild cranes rush to idle clouds, and I step into you.
50. For you, it's the kind that you like from the bottom of your heart and cry when others get close.
5 1. I like you for nothing.
There is only one fish in my fish pond.
53. Hold your hand and grow old with your son
When I met you, I realized that four words are doomed.
55. A meteor is like a short-lived love. It is beautiful for a while and misses a lifetime.
There are always some amazing opportunities, such as when I met you.
57. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.
58. In love, nothing can't be delayed, and it's worth it. Only I love you, you are willing, I am willing, that's all.
59. The gift of May is mild weather and you.
60. I will always be loyal to myself. I will fly to the ideal and be with you in Daiyue.
6 1, I just hope that your heart is the same as mine and you won't miss it.
62. The fireworks I long for are you.
63. People have actually passed for a long time, and companionship is more precious than anything else. Holding hands has become a daily routine, and hugging is not so exciting. But every time we break up, we never leave.
64. Live a good life, get fat together and grow old together.
65. At this point, the mind is in the forest.
66. The world is average, but you deserve it.
67. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart.
68. You are all my girlish feelings and desires.
69. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
70. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
7 1, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.
What really promotes love is not strong love, but long-term companionship. Good love is hidden in the details, and companionship is the longest confession.
It doesn't matter whose it is in the future. From now on, you can only be mine.
You are so cute. You should meet me.
Talk about what is appropriate to announce your withdrawal, and talk about what implicit expression you have withdrawn.
Welcome to the glory of the king. I have five seconds to reach your heart.
I want to live with you. In a small town, * * * enjoys endless dusk and endless bells.
3, fortunately, I know the peach blossom face, and it has been warmer since then. Every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.
Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.
5. Be gentle with each other from now on.
6. If life is like the first time, if we are tired of loving someone, we will go back to the first day we met. Summon up your courage and say, hey, hello, just like meeting for the first time. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
7. I'm going to start unscrewing the bottle cap
8. The boyfriend (girlfriend) assigned by the state has finally arrived.
9. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you should like them seriously.
10, I used to be a Neptune until I met you. I filled the sea overnight.
1 1, the run-up for xx years (your age) finally jumped into your arms.
12, I want to make sure to hold the same arm every day.
13, look! The legendary first-class certificate!
14, I am not likable, please fall in love with me directly.
15. Give me a lipstick. I will pay you back a little every day.
16, finally, I willingly entered the besieged city.
17, treat me as the pride of your life.
18, you are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to calm down.
19, give you the best time to accompany me to enjoy the scenery along the way.
20. What do you want? If you say love to you, I will give it to you.
2 1, my extremes and romances come slowly. I only belong to you.
Since I met you, the deer in my heart has been shaken.
23. I liked myself from 17 until I met you at 18.
24. I have been floating for thousands of times, and my love has three days. The moon is clear; The day is the DPRK, and the month is the dusk; The Qing dynasty is a matter of time.
25. My rent is due. Pack your bags and live in your heart.
26. I like you from your left shoulder close to your heart.
27. I'll wrap your lipstick in the future, but you have to return it to me every day.
It was this fool who broke my plan to die alone.
29, a lifetime, narrow road meet, will not give way.
30. Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful that some people like it.
3 1, I want to abolish each other with you, abolish the short silence and the long meaningless silence together, and kill the delicate and ancient universe together.
32, something to do, some people love to look forward to.
33. For you, it's the kind of person who likes others to cry when they get closer.
34. In the future, I will be responsible for making money, housework, raising you and loving me.
35. I used to like excitement, but now I like being alone. I like you in the future.
I like you for more than two minutes and I can't get rid of it.
37. We all have shortcomings, disappointments and problems, which are part of life. Just accepting these facts has far-reaching significance for us.
38. Because I fell in love with you, my long life suddenly felt too short, and I was afraid I wouldn't have time to put all my happiness in front of you.
I like coke, potato chips and chocolate ice cream, but I like you best.
40. Some people are your mountains and rivers, others are your stars, and I am just your moon.
4 1, your busy life becomes empty.
42. You are the only motivation for me to wake up every day.
43. Bang Bang is on the left. You're having sex.
44. Look at the light, watch movies, see the scenery, meet mountains, meet water, meet someone, and it will be you all your life.
There is no other hobby except money, that is, you.
I don't believe there will be a bright future. I just want to love you every day you are here.
47. May all fogs in Shan Ye have street lamps, and all vagrants can go home. May love rise slowly, because I don't know.
48. I want to be with you every moment you need me.
49. Maybe people who are too emotional will not have a good life after all. Trust, dependence and nostalgia can kill you in minutes.
I'm really not sad, but I'm really unhappy without you.
5 1, the silver boat wobbled and twisted.
52. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and someone accompanied me at dusk.
53. There is no one else in sight, and you are everywhere.
54. Tomatoes and tomatoes, me and you
I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time with you.
Nine times out of ten love is sad. You are a ...
57. As long as it is you, I will admit it.
58. I don't want to be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your sweetheart.
59. Dream on. The pig outside is not as cute as me.
60. Write to Hongjian with a promise of hoary head, so that the alliance of Hongye can be well documented.
6 1, if the night is too difficult, I will accompany you upside down day and night.
I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to the guests from all over the world.
63. Warm spring breeze, summer ice cream, autumn scarf, winter sunshine, my you.
64. My dog likes you to follow me.
65. You have fifty cents and I have fifty cents, so we are one.
66. The world is not worth it, but you are.
67. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, so don't miss it.
68. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past. Every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past. Knowing the world and being unsophisticated is the kindest maturity.
69. It's hard for me to make do. When you meet the right taste, you want to keep it for yourself.
70. There is a kind of person in the world who feels warm when you think about it.
7 1, can't tell why you really love someone. You only know that you want this person to accompany you whenever and wherever you are in a good mood.
72. If you don't agree, marry yourself and ask yourself if you are afraid.
73. Yu Guang is you and the rest of your life.
74. Coffee is bitter and sweet, not how to stir it, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.
75. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
76. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally meeting the land.
77. When you are with the person you like, every glass of water will become Sprite. Her arm gently touches you, and the bubbles in your heart suddenly rush to your throat, as if you had drunk the whole galaxy.
78, rainbow, you will know when you meet it.
79. As long as I don't insist, it's over between us. You are my most unexpected courage, and also the entanglement I have to give up.
80. In cold weather, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.
8 1, the production cost is 0 yuan, which conforms to the socialist values.
Everything I have seen recently is like you, so are clouds, flowers and the moon.
83. I decided to be the best in the world with you.
I am a prophet. I checked your identity last night. You are the person I like.
85. Your volcano has finally turned into a fire unicorn in my hands.
86. There are deer in your heart. Be careful living in it.
87. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and weigh strawberries with me.
88. I'm still in your arms
Because of love, I want to go all over the world to cancel my original plan.
90. If I hadn't met you, my heart wouldn't have become so narrow, so narrow that I could only squeeze one of you.
9 1. Marriage is the grave of love, so lie down for respect.
92. My cabbage was finally arched by the pig.
93. Lend me a spring eclipse and don't want to return it.
94. The marketing of older leftover women has been successful!
95. Some people can't hurt me in ten words, but you can tear my heart apart in one word. This is the difference in your position in my heart.
The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are staring at me.
97. I finally met someone who liked it enough not to give up.
Talk about the humor of wanting to take off the bill
Humor about wanting to take off the bill: 1. I am the one who can't bear to part with you, and I am the one who cares about you.
When I am good enough for you not to leave me, I will no longer be yours.
3. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you should like them seriously.
4. It's ok at ordinary times, and I can persist no matter how hard and tired I am. But single people are most afraid of getting sick. Once I hurt my back, I came home and found that I couldn't change my medicine at all, so I couldn't help crying.
Every time I talk to my little sister, a man jumps in. What an interesting boy! I want to take off my bill for about a few minutes every month. Just a few minutes. Really sweet! I'm happy to eat.
6. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, only
7. Actually, my deer is still excellent. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.
8. My little brother is really beautiful. I loved him all my life.
9. "Well, Singles Day is coming. How are you going to live? " "I swear that I will definitely take off the bill next year and spend the year with everyone." "That's what you said last year." Year after year, I waited for you to come to me in the most splendid season of my life, only to find that nothing seemed to wait except the change of appearance and the change of seasons. How long do I have to wait before I can wait for you when I'm dead?
10. Older girls don't deserve to fall in love, they can only find someone! The Ode to Joy
1 1. There are too many benefits of being single … but people can only grow up in adversity, so I still want to get rid of being single …
12. Please hold me in your arms in summer.
13. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.
14. I can't eat at night because I miss you, because I miss you more and more, and I can't eat in the morning because I miss you so much that I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry!
15. What if you have a house, money, a car and a good job? Look at Feng Zhi's love; I have no house, no car, no money and no good job. I will fight for it. I have a healthy body. I will always have a heart to accompany you to your old age.
16. I hope that one day, I will tell peach blossoms not to bloom, and I will tell spring not to come.
17. I have a good eye for people. ""Then who do you think I am? " "You are my man. "
I want to take off the humor of the bill and talk about the second item 18. I hope that when my face is wrinkled, it will still be you with me.
19. If one day, you get married, please remember that marrying you is my lifelong dream. Your Majesty, I have retired, and this retirement is for life.
20. I knew that the object was so hard to find, so I pretended not to know when it was green.
2 1. It's estimated that getting married has been put on the agenda, but you have to understand, brother, that even if you are the fourth largest in Su Po, you don't want to get divorced.
I can't wait to set foot on eight boats to express my determination to fall in love.
23. What is happiness? When I miss you, you appear at the first time.
24. If I don't have time to fall in love, I will continue to have a crush on you.
25. I want to fall in love, but I have never met the right person. I always feel that appropriateness is more important than liking, and chatting is more important than tacit understanding. I always feel that I have not become the best myself, and I am not qualified to meet better people to please others. Maybe I have passed the age of falling in love for the so-called love and losing myself. I've always wanted to be practical and realistic, and I'd rather be short of it.
I swear with my life that I must find a boyfriend this summer. As for whose life I want to use, I haven't decided yet.
27. Can you * * still enjoy Chun Xue after your youthful years and ignorant dating?
28. I don't want to wake up in a dream, I'd rather be intoxicated. Hold on to my tenderness, afraid to let go and slip away.
29. Unless that person can make your life better than when you were single, why take off the bill for that person?
30. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?
3 1. Don't worry, wait for me. When I am good enough, I will come to you.
32. I decided to be the best in the world with you.
33. When I first met this world, I was so nostalgic that I looked at the horizon as if it were in front of me. I would go through fire and water again. Now I have walked through this world, wandering around, turning over the different faces of the years, and I can't wait to break into your smiling face.
34. It's been xx years, and it's not my turn to fall in love. Am I forgotten?
I really want to talk about a vigorous love and meet an unexpected person.
36. There are still 24 hours in a day, and I still think about you every hour.
37. I can let you climb to the top if I want, and you can fall down immediately if I am bored.
38. It is better to eat, drink and gamble than to suffer for love.
39. Stop being a free man and concentrate on being your husband.
No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, it is a wonderful day to be with you. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, it is sunny to see you.
4 1. My third-grade cousin said that I was an old woman who was unwanted, and her third-grade boyfriend just gave her a yellow diamond.
42. I want to find him (her), a white pony, a wedding dress and a you. This life is enough.
43. I want to cancel the order. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brother likes tall people of the same age and likes tall people. .
44. I don't think I want to fall in love. Maybe I just want to find a body I like to sleep with, eat with and have a spiritual sustenance, that's all.
45. When I squeeze the subway to work every day, I feel like a fool when I see a girl being held in my boyfriend's arms, but when I look as brave as a boy.
46. I am neither too good nor too bad. Give it a try.
47. We want a boyfriend to go to the wedding hall!
48. Hello, everyone. This is my second cup at half price. I can have two drinks by myself. Thank you.
49. Sometimes I really want to have a good relationship, not vigorous, just plain and everyone knows it.
50. I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can.
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