Why not lose weight and be funny?

The key to losing weight is to keep your mouth shut and open your legs.

Why not lose weight?

One second, I got up and ran, and the next, the bed was too hot for people to get up.

One second, fried chicken is greasy, and the next, alas, it doesn't matter if you eat it once.

One second, I'm working out, and the next, I'm exhausted. I like it. I must have a rest.

The above model keeps going round and round, getting fatter and fatter on the way to lose weight.