Children's funny sentences and short sentences

1. Say some funny children make sentences 1. Subject: ... one side.

.. one side.

The child wrote: He undressed while putting on pants. Teacher's comment: Does he want to take off his clothes or wear pants? 2. Make sentences as usual. Title: (Tree, Tree) I planted you. The child wrote: (Tangyuan, Tangyuan) I ate you. Teacher's comment: it's so cute ~~ 3. Title: The original child wrote: He is my father. Teacher's comment: Mom cares. 4. Topic: Textbook Children Write: Class is boring. Teacher's comment: Pay attention in class. 5. Title: Popular. Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful of choking. 6. Topic: Once upon a time, children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door. 7. Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are too naive ~~ 8. Title: Ten points. Children write: I got ten points today. Teacher's comment: I told your parents ~~ 9. Title: One of the children wrote: My left foot is injured.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~ 10. Title: 1. Just ...

Children write: a doll 100 yuan. Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death 1 1. Topic: Watch children write: What are you looking at! Never seen it! 12. Make sentences as usual: You (sing) I (jump) Children write: You (good) I (good) Teacher comments: Are you writing an English translation? 13. Make sentences as usual: others praised me (), in fact, my children wrote: others praised me (very handsome).

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use? 14. Title: OK. Ok .. The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick.

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick? 15. topic: after work, dad came back one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 16. Title: First.

Here we go again. Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir! 17. Title: Tianya Haijiao Children Write: My sister ran to Tianya Haijiao. Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~~ 18. Topic: Children always write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comment:.

. 19. Title: I am riding a horse.

Teacher's comment: Come to the teacher right away! 20. Title: The children wrote: On the night of the power failure, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw! Teacher's comment: See this sentence. The teacher admires you

2 1. Title: Prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving. Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?

There are even more blind ... Children write: Prosperous and glorious confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas ~~ 22. Title: Thank you.

. Because.

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day.

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! ! 23. Topic: The sad child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

24. Topic: If the child writes: If the juice tastes bad, don't drink it.

Teacher's comment: Orz. ... 25. Topic: Children simply write: The cake is crisp and delicious. Teacher's comment: (speechless).

. =.= 26. Title: Gifted children write: I take a bath every three days. Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to clean it ~~ 27. Topic: one … then … children write: as soon as I walk out the door, there is a convenience store opposite.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences. 28. Title: Edge.

Edge. The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

29. Title: Very Child Write: I don't know what very means. Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask.

. 30. Title: Because. therefore ...

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents. Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points.

.31.Title: Again. .. here we go again.

Children write: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat. Teacher's comment: Your mother.

Is it a monster? Sure enough, the children in the class said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water. Teacher: This is a phrase, so we can't make sentences by ourselves.

The children added: teacher, I'm not finished yet. Sure enough, I have diarrhea at night! Teacher: So ...

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents. Comments: Deduct 5 points.

Example: You (singing) me (dancing) children write:: You (killing) me (setting fire) Comments: There is something wrong with your brain 38 Topic: Yes. .. and children wrote: The teacher is an old man and a lion.

2. Funny sentences describing children: The sunshine incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. I flew down three stools and found that I didn't bring a napkin.

Seeing Gege taking a shit, I reached over and asked for a piece of paper. Gegemo is holding a napkin, and two people are crying.

Li Bai was about to leave by boat when eight dogs came. You bite your arm, it bites your hand, and see how Li Bai walks.

So the foot of my bed is bright, Li Bai and soybean milk. I drank a big barrel of wine and peed in a big bed.

The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. The toilet paper that flew down, holding three pieces of shit in his hand.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Confucius went whoring and met a stone. Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive! Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars? Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li! Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars? Stone is speechless! Confucius also said: The world has its own true feelings. Today I only brought 90 yuan! Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous! Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars? Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.

3. What are the hilarious quotations of children nowadays?

1, mother told Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Pippi said, "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

Dad told his daughter that she was often hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang your ancestor?"

Mother said, "Because ancestors are the names of the dead."

Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"

4. Mom often says to Xiaomei, "You can't swing in a skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside!"

One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother, "Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won!" " "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Xiaomei proudly said, "but I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

5. My daughter is curious about her navel and asks her father. Dad briefly talked about the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother. He said that after the baby left his mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the navel. The daughter said, why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?

6. One day, Xiaoming and his father went out to play. When it was time for dinner, his father took him to the door of a small restaurant. Xiaoming won't go in anyway. His father asked him why. Xiaoming pointed to the sign in front of the restaurant and said, "I don't want to eat urine fried rice." The original sign said "Fried light rice."

7. Father: Pierre, don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two little brothers for you last night. Just tell the teacher. Pierre: Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one. I want to save the other one for next week when I don't want to go to school.

8. Buck's father is sitting on a park bench to have a rest. A child stood by him for a long time and never left. Buck was very surprised and asked, "Angel, why do you always stand here?"

The child said, "This stool has just been painted. I want to see what you look like when you stand up. "

9. One day after school, a little boy asked his mother, "Mom, where am I from?"

Mother thinks this question is not easy to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children, taking cats and dogs as examples, and seriously talk about the reproductive process.

After listening to this, the son said doubtfully, "How did this happen? My deskmate said that he is from Shanxi! "

10, a classmate always uses other people's toilet paper when going to the toilet, and never buys it himself.

Once, someone saw him holding paper and said angrily, "why do you always use other people's toilet paper?" Won't you buy it yourself? "

He said, "Why are you so stingy? It's just a little toilet paper. I'll pay you back when I run out! "

Mom: Pierre, do you want some cookies?

Pierre didn't respond. His mother asked, Pierre, do you want a biscuit?

Pierre said, Yes, Mom.

Mom said: Why should I ask you twice?

Pierre: Because I want to eat two tablets.

12. In the year of graduation, I went out to play and asked my local classmates to book a hotel for me before I arrived at my destination. When we arrived, we called him and asked him which hotel he was. He said: Baixia Hotel. We asked again: Which one is white? He said: It is red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple white.

13, the kitten goes to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world?

The kitten said: I know!

The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are.

The kitten said: There are two countries, namely China and foreign countries!

14, the child eats at his aunt's house, and her aunt cooks fish for him.

The child said while eating: this fish is really delicious. It would be better if it didn't have thorns!

15, Xiaoming went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks, "Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns like ass?" They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened his handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! " Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

4. What are the jokes in kindergarten? Now there are more than one small partner in kindergarten.

Their innocence really makes us laugh. They can't lie. They can say whatever comes to mind. Let's take a look at the children's hilarious quotations! 1, I was listening to the radio in the dormitory that day and heard a very young girl order songs for her mother. She said that her mother is very hard and can't rest on Sundays, so she wants to buy a lot of problem sets for her in the bookstore, so she wants to order a song for her mother. Hearing this, the master said, "What a sensible child.

What song do you want to give your mother? "The little girl said in a childish voice," I want to find a new woman in Winnie. Why bother a woman? ".2. Raindrop (female, two and a half years old, a child in a small kindergarten class) Raindrop is only two and a half years old, and she is a child in a small kindergarten class.

On this day, the students in the small class played games, and the teacher poured a basket of building blocks on the table to let the friends in the small class play freely. I saw raindrops arranging blocks in front of me and then pushing them forward, shouting "I am Hu!" " "3. Xiao Duo (male, four years old, a child of Class 3 in kindergarten) went shopping with her mother, and as a result, her mother lost her baby.

Xiaoduo cried and asked her uncle and aunt in the street, "Have you seen my mother? There is a little fat man beside my mother! ! "4. Teacher An (a female teacher in Class 3 of kindergarten) Teacher An's boyfriend came to see Teacher An in kindergarten today. When the children saw someone coming, they all rushed to show their kindness and shouted, "Teacher, teacher, your father is coming to pick you up." The teachers fainted.

5, DuDu (male, four years old, kindergarten class three children) DuDu VS ant mother asked DuDu to help dry clothes, but DuDu only watched a group of ants moving bugs in the yard. His mother taught him, "Look how hardworking ants are and never waste time playing.

"Doodle unconvinced," but every time I travel to the suburbs, I always meet them. "Dudu especially likes the beautiful teacher Ann. One day, he finally got up the courage to say to the teacher, "Teacher, I like you!" " "Teacher An An teased him with a smile and said," But I don't like children. "

Dudu quickly said to Teacher An An: "I will be careful. There will be no children. " Teacher An fainted.

6. Caterpillar and Mom, the weather is so good today that even the caterpillar ran out to play. Dudu proudly showed Mr. An a crawling caterpillar in his hand.

But teacher An An trembled at the sight of the caterpillar, and hurriedly coaxed the children to play: "Get it outside quickly, its mother must be looking for it." Dudu turned and ran out of the classroom, and Teacher An was relieved.

Who knows DuDu came in after a while, with two caterpillars crawling on his arm, and said to Teacher An An, "Teacher, I also brought the moth." 7. DuDu Quotations DuDu Growth Experience: If you want to buy expensive toys, it's better to tell grandpa than to tell dad.

Dudu's ideal: if I grow up to be a woman, I will become a doctor; If I grow up, I will be an engineer. DuDu's concept of love when he was three years old: We all fall in love with relatives, such as my grandparents, uncles and aunts.

Dudu's two-year plan when he was five years old: When I finish kindergarten, I will start thinking about finding a wife for myself. Dudu's most shameful past: I was so tired one afternoon that I fell asleep unconsciously when I was defecating in kindergarten.

8. DuDu hit Dad: Dad scolded DuDu: "You are so stupid, you are really a pig! Do you know what a pig is? " Dudu: "Yes, it's the son of a pig." 9. Dudu is very disdainful to his mother: Mom: "Be careful not to eat the bugs in the apple!" " Dudu: "Why should I be careful? It's time for it to pay attention to me! " An old woman is sitting on a chair in the park. Dudu, who was playing with children on the lawn, suddenly ran over and asked, "Grandma, is your tooth okay?" Grandma kindly replied, "No, it's all gone."

So Dudu confidently took out a bag of walnuts and said, "Please hold it for me, and I'll play ball." 1 1. Today, my little uncle came home and saw Dudu sitting on the ground seriously playing with building blocks, so he casually asked him, "Does your teacher give you music lessons?" Dudu replied: "Of course! Teacher An An also taught us to sing ducklings last week. "

Little uncle wanted to test him, so he asked DuDu to sing a new song. Dudu thought for a moment and seemed a little lost. After a while, he suddenly twisted his waist and ass and sang, "The woman I love the most loves me the most. Why do you love others behind my back? " Little uncle was dumbfounded.

12. In order to cultivate Dudu's artistic accomplishment, his father took him to the concert hall to enjoy the violin concert. One hour, two hours passed, and the performers on the stage continued to perform ... Finally DuDu was really fed up. He asked loudly, "Dad! When can he saw that wooden box? " Dad fainted.

13 DuDu had a whim to tell Xiao Duo yesterday that she wanted to have a baby with the most beautiful girl in her class, namely Wu Xuanxuan. He even dragged Mr. An An to Xuanxuan and pointed to the teacher's ring and said to Xuanxuan, "If you like me, I'll give this to you."

Xuanxuan ignored him and went to find someone else to play with. Dudu suffered this setback, because love begets hate, and happened not to go to school for the next few days. He told everyone that Xuanxuan was caught fighting in Iraq.

14, mother asked, "Dudu, do you think the little sister next door is funny?" Mom gave birth to a little sister for you, too, okay? Dudu was still sad that Xuanxuan refused to marry him and replied, "I don't like my sister." . Otherwise, mom will give me a puppy, white! ! "15, DuDu clamored for his mother to buy him a piggy bank. His mother teased Dudu and asked him what to buy first after saving money. Dudu excitedly told his mother that he was going to buy sanitary napkins.

"What to buy? ! "Mom opened her eyes wide and thought she heard wrong. Dudu replied: "Buy sanitary napkins! It is often said on TV that as long as you use sanitary napkins, you can stand upside down, ride a bike, row a boat and freestyle in the swimming pool ... "Mom fainted! 16, DuDu clamored for his father to take him to the circus.

Dad leaned lazily in the * * *, and one hundred people refused to move. He yawned and said, "No, son, I don't have time to beep." According to the children, there is one in the circus who doesn't wear it.

5. Funny lines about children's campus sketch scripts: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches.

Campus sketch

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep! Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious.

6. I miss my son's humorous words 1. My stepson is over four years old and has always missed his parents recently. Every time I call, it's my mother who asks the most questions. What time are you coming back? I may have told him before that I would go home to see him when the watermelon was ripe. I didn't expect the little guy to always remember what I said.

2. The thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring?

3. The son later said, Mom, do you want me? Why don't you always come back? If you don't come back, I'll call the police station to arrest you, put you in prison and tell you not to come back.

Hehe, I can only tell him that Dad will come home to see him soon and he will be happy. I asked him several times if he wanted to come to Shenzhen, but he also said he wanted to, but he couldn't do without his grandparents. The two old people really don't want to come to Shenzhen, so we all miss him in the distance.

On the phone the other day, my son asked me, "Mom, why don't you come back?" Maybe I really miss us. Because of work, my husband and I can only go home during the Spring Festival every year. It is difficult to ask for leave when asking questions, and I want to earn more money. So if we think about it again, I will endure the Spring Festival. It's unreasonable to ask for leave to go home, for fear of losing your job. I'm also afraid to go home for a few days. My son is very sad. It's really hard to answer questions, and it's hard to be a man.