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Unexpected harvest 1 There are many people's harvests, some of which are obtained by labor and some by accident, so I have unexpected harvest.

Eat coarse cereal bread in the morning and drop the crumbs. I want to wait for the chickens at home to find food, peck it clean and clean it up; I threw it out, too, and threw the apple shell on the rice field. It's almost noon. I'm going to the kitchen to find something to eat. Suddenly found ants, crawling around, busy. When the chicken comes, the ants come uninvited. I just squatted there and watched. Ants are all carrying grain bags-bread crumbs, marching forward in line. I wonder, why not just eat the bread crumbs and transport them back to the hole with gas? Everything should be shared with everyone and kept for yourself. Can the small ones be transported? Can the big ones be transported? I hurried to the rice field to find the apple shell I had thrown away. Far away, the apple shell moved. A closer look, a group of ants surrounded the dark apple shell, and more foreign aid came. Numerous small lux Qi Xin lifted the apple shell, moved it, and stepped up as a substitute, struggling to carry food. How touched I am! Hard work, giving up, uniting together, Qi Xin worked together to carry the food home.

The unexpected gains are really not small, which let me know that there are good things to share with my friends and also let me know the power of unity.

Unexpected Harvest 2 When I was in Grade One or Two, my mother often washed my red scarf. After my mother washed it, I put it in the sun. There was a faint fragrance in the distance, I asked. I thought it was the smell of sunshine. My mother told me that it was the smell of soap bubbles. I always wanted to wash it myself at that time. My mother always said I was too young to wash. Now, I am in the fourth grade. On a sunny Saturday morning, my mother finally agreed to my request and let me wash the red scarf once.

First of all, I called a basin of clear water, soaked the red scarf in clear water for a few minutes as my mother usually washed it, then picked it up and put it on the soap, and then rubbed it hard with both hands. Many bubbles immediately appeared in the water, and the bubbles were colorful under the sunlight, which was beautiful! And gives off a faint fragrance. I rubbed my red scarf a few times, cleaned it with clear water and dried it in the sun. I dried my hands and carefully looked at the red scarf I washed. I can't tell you how happy I am, because this is my first time to wash a red scarf! Look, this washed red scarf is really as good as new!

In the evening, I brought back the dried red scarf, folded it and put it on the pillow. I smell a faint fragrance when I sleep, just like harvesting sunshine, accompanying me to sleep.

Windfall 3 On the night after watching CBA, my father had a calendar and a basketball in his hand.

I thought: Why is Dad holding a basketball today? I already have a basketball, so I can't buy any more! There may be more calendars than others!

Dad came in and gave me a basketball and a calendar. As soon as I saw it, there was the autograph of the members of Bayi Shuanglu battery team on the basketball. You see, there are the head coach, Wang, the slam dunk master Mocco, and Hook, Li Ke, ... You see, the cover of the calendar is the head coach, one side is Wang's autograph, the other side is Mocco, and the other side is Wang Zhongguang and Hook ... I am so happy to hang up the calendar with my mother.

I want to put my calendar in my room. I took down the clock, hung up the calendar with a rope, and then hung up the clock. Look, Bibi is standing there with his signature beside him. How handsome. With this calendar, I can know them better.

Now every night, I will habitually touch the basketball, recognize the names signed by the players on it, turn over the calendar and look at their photos.

Unexpected harvest 4. The warm winter sun is lazily sprinkled on your hazy, ignorant but innocent face, which makes you laugh again.

When I came back that day with a sad face and told the whole family that I didn't win the lottery, the mood of the whole family was no longer high except you. My heart was filled with tears of shame. That move was so light that I thought no one would notice it, but I still couldn't escape your eye of a needle and you saw it.

You climb along the bed and cover my face with your hand. When I stopped, I felt your little hand warm. DuDu said a word to me: GuGu is not GuGu, you are only 1 years old and don't understand, and I don't expect you to care about me. But I clearly heard you repeat that sentence over and over again. Finally, you looked up again, winked at me and smiled: Auntie doesn't cry! I can hear you. You are comforting me. You seem to have seen my affirmation. I picked you up and circled, and your crisp laughter followed. The whole family is glad that you can organize your own language and speak it. When you accepted my brother's kiss, you smiled at me again. That smile was like a spring flower.

Maybe you want to tell me to persevere? You pondered the pronunciation of that sentence over and over again, and finally made the first sentence of life clear and ended with the most perfect smile. Is to tell me to be more frustrated and brave and never give up.

I took your words to heart and did it. The next year, I was rewarded with the highest prize. Maybe, if I hadn't lost last year, I wouldn't have received that unexpected gift!

I like to hold your hand among the flowers. I like to carry you on my shoulder and show you the stars or fireworks all over the sky. I prefer to play with you, surpassing my head every time and making you feel superior. I like watching your lively dance, although you don't know what dance is.

However, what I like best is your smile. Your smile is naive, natural and frank, and your concern is small, light and gentle.

In fact, my unexpected harvest is not the truth you gave me, but you! You are my unexpected harvest! I'm lucky to meet you!

On the day of unexpected harvest in Wei Qiming, I accidentally bumped into a cactus. Oh, it killed me. That night, I checked the information and found that cactus fruit was used for self-defense and to avoid enemy attacks. I think cactus is more fun, so I observed cactus and looked up information. Cactus is a beautiful flower, which grows in Africa and is very common in Africa. It is even more colorful, including red, green and brown. ..........................................................................................................................................

On this day, I was surprised to find several small flowers growing on the cactus. These flowers are white and give off a faint fragrance. From then on, I like cactus, and I like its tenacious vitality. Through this observation, I have learned a lot about cactus, its extensive functions, its tenacious vitality and its faint fragrance. Only by discovering more and paying more attention to the dribs and drabs of life will there be more discoveries, gains and surprises ... Only by discovering more will there be a bright future.

After dinner, my father mysteriously said, "Xin Wei, let's go to the movies!" " I thought to myself: at this stage, I didn't perform very well. Why did my father take me to the movies? This must be a joke. Dad added, "Xin Wei, why do you take your time?" Go! " Only then did I believe that my father really wanted to take me to the movies. So I skipped out of the door like a rabbit, leaving my parents far behind.

My father bought three tickets when I arrived at the cinema. I looked at the ticket in my father's hand. The name of this film is The Adventures of Sinbad. "It's getting late, let's go to the screening hall!" Dad said. I immediately ran into the screening hall, found my place and sat down.

Suddenly, all the lights in the projection hall went out. Suddenly, the audience was silent. A dragon appeared on the screen and the movie began.

This movie is wonderful. What impressed me most was that a chubby princess suddenly ran out of a room. She hugged the villain, thinking that he was the prince who saved herself, and kissed him again and again. The villain struggled desperately in the princess's hands, but he did not break free. At this time, I smiled from ear to ear, glad that the bad guys didn't break free. Look at the other audience, already bent over with laughter.

At the end of the movie, I kept saying, "It's wonderful! Really beautiful! "

Windfall 7 Last Christmas, I accidentally got a toy warship model.

This warship has long railings, four huge missiles, two powerful cannons and 1 huge boathouse. There is a cab, a kitchen, a dining room, a conference room and two magnificent stairs in the cabin 1 floor. There is a bedroom, a living room, a huge platform and stairs leading to a high observation deck on the second floor. There is a button on the bow. As soon as you press it, the light in the engine room will come on. I also gave it a name, the name is "King". I forgot to tell you that the king can sail in the water, but he needs a remote control. Speaking of which, I still have an experience with the king! The story goes like this-

One morning, my mother took me and the king to the Canal Park. When I came to the river, I put the king in the water and began to play with relish. The king sped up, slowed down and made a sharp turn. It was fun. But once when I was about to make a sharp turn, the king suddenly stopped moving. No matter how I took the remote control, the king didn't move, which worried me to death. When my mother saw that the situation was not good, she ran to the place where the fish was sold and borrowed a long bamboo pole, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't hook it back. I came up with another way. I hit the water with a stone and made waves. The king floated in the water and then hooked it with a bamboo pole. Finally, we succeeded in getting the king back.

The king is one of my windfalls, and I look forward to more windfalls.

Unexpected harvest 8 "Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, looking at the waterfall hanging in front of Sichuan." Flying down three thousands of feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days. "In the pen of the great poet Li Bai, Lushan Mountain is like a fairyland on earth with spectacular waterfalls. I have been longing for it for a long time. This summer vacation, my mother finally took me to travel to Lushan Mountain.

Is it really like the poem? I came to Lushan Mountain with joy. Unfortunately, the weather is not good. It rained heavily on the mountain a few days ago, and many scenic spots were closed, so Sandie Spring could not go. Unfortunately, I can't see the waterfall falling from the sky.

Fortunately, we went to another famous scenic spot, Wulaofeng. Guided by the tour guide, we began to move forward. Look, there is a towering mountain peak. The tour guide told us that this is the Five Old Peaks. I looked up: there are five peaks, so high! Can I climb up? Mom said, "Don't worry, just climb." I nodded.

My mother and I climbed to the second peak, and there are still many stone steps from the third peak! I'm out of breath and too tired to walk. I want to give up. My mother said to me, "son, do you remember that poem?" But you walked up a flight of stairs and broadened your horizons by 300 miles. Only by climbing high can you see the infinite scenery on the top of the mountain. " So, I got up my courage and struggled to climb up, far surpassing others and walking at the front of the team. I saw that the summit was not far from us, so I quickened my pace. "I was the first to climb up!" I cried with joy and completely forgot my fatigue. Standing on the five old peaks, I looked around and the scenery was really beautiful! The top of the mountain was shrouded in mist, and the opposite peak appeared and disappeared, as if playing hide-and-seek with me. Only then did I really understand what my mother had just said to me.

"ah!" This is really a windfall.

Windfall 9 After finishing my homework, I watched the sci-fi film "Maneuvering Altman in the Universe" with relish.

"XXX, come and take out the garbage."

"Really!" I muttered to myself, but I had no choice but to take out the garbage.

Just arrived at the stairs and saw a handful of garbage in the corner. A strange idea came into being: dump the garbage in the corner of the stairs, which can save time watching TV. If you can have a brisk picture, why not? Just then, a pile of rubbish landed on the stairs.

It's a pity that my every move was seen by my father who just got off work. He glared and said, "How did the garbage fall on the stairs?"

"It didn't fall in front of your home, nor did it fall in your home. How about hygiene? " I'm just saying.

"This is not beggar-thy-neighbor! Dad asked sternly.

"harm others and benefit yourself!" I argued.

"Everyone else took out the garbage on the stairs. I didn't take it first."

Dad opened his voice and said, "It's someone else's fault that someone else dumped the machine on the stairs, but we can't be wrong because of someone else's fault." I still don't understand. Dad breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Last time someone took out the garbage in front of our house, we smelled the stench;" Flies and mosquitoes fly around the house, which is very bad for the health of our family. For this, you gave them a good scolding. Now we dump the garbage in front of other people's houses, will they be happy to smell the stench? "

After listening to my father's words, I was ashamed and my face suddenly burned. I said, "Dad, I was wrong." Say that finish, pick up the broom, sweep the corridor thoroughly, and then pour it into the trash can.

When my father and I got home, the universe's maneuvering Altman was over. But I got unexpected gains.

Unexpected harvest 10 Spring is a good season to catch grasshoppers.

Children always observe grasshoppers in fields, country roads and ponds. When the grasshopper jumped out, the children's bright little eyes suddenly saw the grasshopper, and every time they went back, they would bring a box of grasshoppers. I am no exception.

In the morning, my mother went to the field to transplant rice seedlings, while I squatted on the country road with several plastic boxes and a cloth net to "guard" the grasshopper. An hour without a trace of trouble, in exchange for my disappointment. I waited for another half hour, but I still got nothing. Just as I was about to close the stall and go home, I suddenly jumped out of a pair of Cao Meng, which made my eyes shine. I quickly shouted, "naughty, don't go!" " Eat my stick quickly. "Say that finish, then" wow "jumped up. At the same time, he lashed his prey with his net. I am secretly complacent, hahaha! You can't escape from me. No Put your face close to the ground again, yo! It's buckled! This is not successful. I opened another box and pressed the handle with my left hand. My right hand is now "pulled" out of the ground, and then carefully put into the box and quickly covered. It is impossible to put a grasshopper in a box twice and the first grasshopper will jump out.

Time passed quickly, and ten people were arrested in one afternoon.

At sunset, I went home with my "trophy".

Unexpected Harvest 1 1 On this day, I strutted into the examination room, the bell rang and opened the paper. The topic of "Unexpected Harvest" reminded me of all kinds of memories of the past. ...

I remember it happened when I was in the third grade of primary school. The class "Dangdang Dangdang ..." began. This is a composition class. The teacher came in and sent us a model essay for us to enjoy and try to write. I was dizzy as soon as I got that lengthy model essay, let alone savor it. But because of the needs of the course, I had to bite the bullet and write an article. After handing it over to the teacher, he was praised unexpectedly and was promoted as a representative of the composition. Although I am very happy to be praised, the "rugged" and "dangerous" composition road ahead is welcoming me with open hands!

At noon on Thursday, I finished my lunch early and then walked to the classroom. Then the teacher taught us to draw a structural diagram with posters. Let's discuss in groups and report together. This is really interesting and diverse. I can not only gain knowledge from the game, but also gradually improve my composition skills. I didn't expect the composition class to be as strict as I thought, but to guide us step by step. Now, I'm glad I didn't run away when I got cold feet!

Now, I am in grade five, and my writing ability is no longer irrelevant. Instead, he became a student with fluent writing skills. Compared with my peers, I won't choose to avoid writing, but I can cope with it easily. Thanks to the writing teachers who recommended me and trained me at that time, as well as the valuable "accident" and its harvest, it will always accompany me and even grow sturdily.

Unexpected harvest 12 Life is interesting, life is happy and life is beautiful. In a beautiful life, as long as we are good at observing, we will gain a lot of knowledge in life unconsciously.

I found out in a prank that egg white can remove dandruff. I found it this way: first of all, because my uncle has a lot of dandruff and it is itchy. It is really full of stars. My uncle is very upset, and many dandruff products can't be taken off. Kang Wang advertised dandruff on TV, and my uncle appreciated it, so he bought a bottle and rushed to wash his hair as soon as he got home. Then there was an accident. Grandma puts useless egg whites on the stove when cooking, and uncle wants to wash his hair. I said, "I'll squeeze your shampoo." My uncle agreed, and he even praised my ability!

I help my uncle squeeze shampoo. Actually, I didn't squeeze shampoo, I just poured the egg white on the stove on his head. After washing for two minutes, my uncle asked me, "Is this shampoo fake? Why is there no bubble? "

After washing my hair, my old uncle saw me sitting on the sofa laughing out of breath, and he realized at a glance that there was fraud. I told him the truth under his intimidation and inducement, and he was angry and funny to me.

The next day, my uncle found that dandruff was obviously less. We found that egg white can remove dandruff. My uncle shouted and called me "hero". Since then, my uncle has washed his hair with eggs every two days. Now my uncle's dandruff is gone, and his hair is more prominent.

This incident inspired me: there will be many secrets hidden in life. We should learn to discover them with a pair of discerning eyes, and we will gain a lot of knowledge unconsciously in life.

Unexpected Harvest 13 Unexpected Harvest In my life, there are many unexpected things, some make me happy, some make me sad, and some make me moved. ......

One day in the summer vacation, my parents took me surfing in Shaba Bay. When I got off the bus, I saw a silvery white beach, connected with the boundless sea. I can't wait to finish the warm-up exercise and throw myself into the arms of my mother's sea. I was swimming carefully in the sea when suddenly a wave washed me up on the beach. I wiped my face with seawater and put on a swimming ring for myself. Armed with "weapons", I rushed forward without fear. I didn't expect a big wave to hit me, which washed me to a very high place and hasn't come down yet. The second wave came again, scaring me to shout for my mother. After the waves receded, I sat on the beach in dismay, and the sea made my nose burn. While I'm resting. I got something unexpected. I found that if I jump up when the waves come, I can avoid the impact of the waves. The waves receded, and I fell asleep again. The waves naturally fell, so that I landed firmly without jumping and was washed away by the waves. I played it once, ha, it was easy and fun!

In fact, as long as we have a pair of eyes that are good at observing around us in our daily life, we will find some unexpected gains. Only by mastering the laws of things can we do things well.

Unexpected harvest 14 Today is Sunday. Grandma is going to wash in the river after rubbing clothes. I said, "Grandma, I'll go with you." Grandma said, "All right."

Grandma used a tricycle to carry clothes, and I followed and walked on the road. A burst of Qing Xiang came at me, and the golden rape flowers on the roadside waved to me. I was admiring the scenery by the roadside, and I reached the river before I knew it. Grandma took the clothes off the tricycle and began to wash them. I play with small stones by the river. Suddenly I heard a scream, which was the first time I heard it this year. A middle-aged woman washing clothes said, "Frog wow, frog wow! Eat Baba for forty-eight days. " I asked my grandmother what this sentence meant, and she said, "That is to say, in 48 days, we can eat the new wheat flour steamed bread this year." I silently remembered this sentence, "frog wow, frog wow, in another 48 days, I can eat new wheat bread."

I thought: today, I had a good time, enjoyed the scenery and learned "frog wow, frog wow!" " ! Eat Baba for forty-eight days. "This easy-to-understand proverb is really rewarding!

Unexpected harvest 15 I got a call from my mother after school today (I attended a full-time kindergarten class in the summer vacation). My mother said, "son, I have to work overtime today." You can catch me later. " After putting down the phone, I said happily, "Today we can catch cicadas." I was so excited that I ran to the east side, my mother's law firm, ate a little rice, and ran to the Woods, where I caught cicadas.

When I arrived at the small forest, I started my goal-catching five cicadas. After a while, I seemed to see a cicada, so I asked my mother to take a photo. It's a cicada's shell! Ten minutes later, I seem to see something moving. Looking closer, it was a big hedgehog, which scared me. I pressed it with a long stick to stop it from running, and asked my mother to find a small bag to put the hedgehog in. Thanks to the help of passers-by, we know how much effort and time it will take to catch it.

In this way, I took the hedgehog home. When I got home, I was afraid that it was hungry, so I quickly went online to find out what food the hedgehog could eat. It turns out that hedgehogs can eat both pests and fruits (not peels), so I gave hedgehogs two small pieces of watermelon. In addition, I gave the hedgehog some water, because water is the source of life, and if you don't drink water for a long time, you will die. Later, my mother and I decided to release the hedgehog the next day and let it return to the embrace of nature!

Through the unexpected harvest of hedgehog, I know that many small animals should not be kept if we can't keep them well, otherwise they may lose a fresh life from us.