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People who want to drink the strongest liquor talk about making up 36 sentences

1, in general, people who don't drink with you and people who get drunk when you drink will be bosom friends!

2. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

3. Later, I smashed the bottle and didn't wake up. I got dirty and didn't get love.

The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink, remember when they drink with us.

The first time I retaliated against a person, I tasted it, like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

6. No one to drink with me, no one to sing with me, and no one to grow old with me.

7. Drink the strongest wine, then anesthetize the wound and move on.

8. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

9. Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

10, Beishangguang doesn't believe in tears. After 90, I wandered around the society, not drinking porridge in the morning, only drinking the strongest wine. Come on!

1 1. I want to call you after I get drunk and tell you that I like you. As a result, you didn't answer the phone and drank for nothing.

12, drinking tears is the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

13, men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is not as good as animals.

14, the best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

15, planning to get drunk on the map. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

16, friends are here, and there is good wine. If a pervert comes to him, it's up to the female pervert.

17, a bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something in my heart.

18, today, my friend told me something before, which backfired. Even if I drink the strongest wine and smoke the most choking cigarette, I won't miss you anymore.

19, love is like two people drinking at the same table, I drink, you are free, that's all.

20. Drink the strongest wine, send it to the best hospital for rescue, stay up late, and comfort yourself with the most expensive skin care products.

2 1, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

22. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.

23. It's nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

24, drinking is drinking, I am very simple, you don't let me think too much.

25. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

26, do not drink porridge in the morning, only drink the strongest wine, come on after 90!

27. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

28. I sleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't flinch.

29, the average woman does not drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

30. I don't like laughing because I don't look good when I smile. I like drinking, and I laugh when I drink it.

3 1, his friend told me that he was drunk and kept calling my name.

32. I get drunk occasionally and like freedom. I often make mistakes and lie, but I always feel guilty.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

34. If you hug me at dusk and break my ribs to make wine, I will brew a room full of honey and pour it into your dimples.

35, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

I was from China before drinking. China is mine after drinking it.