A humorous copy

1. The best tourist attraction during the holiday is the bed. Fun and not tired, just fewer people.

I especially like playing games with others in the dark. I play for two minutes at a time, and then I direct others for an hour. It's so exciting.

3. "Who looks better, my best friend or me?" "Of course it's you. Your girlfriend looks very white, but she is actually very black! " "no! How do you know she's black? What have you done! " "er ... she's my wife!"

4. "I think you must be the kind of simple girl who has never had plastic surgery." "How do you know?" "Is plastic surgery that ugly?"

Xiaoming is so stupid that the teacher has taught him many times by himself, but he can't learn. The teacher was very angry and said, "Do you know how the pig died?" Xiao Ming: "angry?"

Dear, I will never abandon you, because I really can't!

7. "If you get up early every day 15 minutes, you will have four more days a year, which is enough for you to do what you like!" "My favorite thing is to stay in bed!"

8. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I want to recommend it to my friends, but I forgot the title and content.

9. When you are in primary school, you should write a pseudonym. I wrote "China Drawing Pencil".

10. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

1 1. When the leader was busy today, he suddenly said to us: Who will go there and get me something, er?

12. Today, I went to the drugstore to buy medicine. When I arrived at the drugstore, I suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said, "I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say the name of the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. " I thought about it and said, "Capsule."

13. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.

14. It took 5 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is restarting. The dormitory next door collapsed!

15. Thanks to the subway, I haven't felt a man's arms for a long time.

16. My wife gave birth to a child and my father was away on business. He called excitedly and asked, "Tell me, is it a son or a grandson?"

17. The luckiest thing in my life is meeting my favorite, my son's mother and my wife. Unfortunately, the three of them met today!

18. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

19. Everyone strutting in the street and walking as fast as flying, you will never understand how long he has been holding back his urine.

20. The biggest difference between eating food to lose weight and not losing weight is that it has changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

2 1. My family is poor. In order to marry a daughter-in-law, I buy lottery tickets every day, but I have never won a grand prize. Just when everyone said I was daydreaming, I married the girl who sold lottery tickets and went home.

22. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.

23. Actually, I'm a thin man, but I can't get out because I'm locked in fat.

24. When I was a child, I always wondered why Yang Guo was still alive if cutting his wrist would kill him.