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Excerpts from 40 friends who promoted themselves as nail salons

Promote your circle of friends as a nail salon. 1. The red manicure is white and thin, and you deserve it.

Aunt painted her mother's nail polish first, and then carefully put the small flowers on it. I looked at my mother's fingernails and thought: My mother's fingernails are really beautiful!

3. Your grace comes from my color!

4. Give your nails a little more autumn and winter manicure, simple design, elegant ring, full of temperament.

It's the Spring Festival, and I want to get a manicure. I want backrest words to work. I will get off work in more than an hour.

6. Manicure is easier than manicure, so manicure will come to me and make you dance.

7. Decorative nail art has been passed down through the ages.

8. Mei Jia, people are more beautiful!

9. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

10. It is inseparable from Burgundy to do manicure every New Year. Let's continue to add a little leopard print to burgundy this year.

1 1. It is extremely important to have what you like. You can enjoy cooking, manicure and even cleaning the room. No matter what you love, you can comfort yourself with this favorite thing when you are upset.

12. It's easier to get a manicure than to get a manicure. Come and be a beauty with me!

13. refers to moving at will, and the charm soars!

14. I peeled the cracked nails of chestnuts half a month ago, and now the cracks are getting bigger and bigger. I don't eat chestnuts anymore, and then I won't do manicure now.

15. Manicure Jialifang is beautiful every day!

16. I don't know who cut my nails, but the spring breeze in February is like scissors.

17. Manicure and manicure, release your beauty.

18. Your nails are as beautiful as yours.

19. Love is different from you. Manicure is easier.

20. I am happy and heartbroken to get a manicure. Why is it so expensive? But beauty always comes at a price.

Promote your circle of friends as a nail salon. Part II 2 1. I suddenly want to get my nails manicured, my ears pierced and my hair permed!

22. I did a manicure for half a month unconsciously, and it's time to deduct it.

23. Great, it is rare to have free time today. I made myself a beautiful nail. I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time. Enjoy the rare weekend!

24. A good life begins with manicure.

25. Summer is coming, of course, it is necessary to change to a super girl's summer manicure. Yes, I am a super invincible and lovely girl, and I don't accept refutation.

26.ladynail means to do the best for you.

27. Lovely girlfriends, come on, I'll cook for you and do manicure!

28. Look at this hand, how beautiful it is.

29. Ten fingers Sandy, manicure; Manicure, ten fingers are flourishing.

30. Go on holiday, and come to LadyNail to put magic on your nails.

3 1. Fine life starts with fingers.

32. Falling in love with you is beautiful and visible!

33. Youth, colorful nails!

34. Being famous for nail art means being a beautiful woman.

35. Beautiful customs are the best in the world.

36. Manicure has the same effect as haircut. I don't know if it was an accident or a surprise, but this time it was a surprise.

37. Winter is coming, of course, we need a super beautiful manicure. Yes, I am a super invincible and lovely girl, and I don't accept refutation.

38. Yao Color Nail Salon makes nails fall in love with color.

39. Nail art is famous and enhances beauty.

40. I want to get a manicure, but I don't know what I can do at home every day, so I paint my own nail polish, which is bumpy.

I made an appointment with my friends to get a manicure at the weekend.

Invite friends to have a manicure in a circle of friends at the weekend (I) 1. Replace nails with more autumn and winter nails, simple design with elegant rings, full of temperament.

2. Your elegance comes from my color!

3. Summer is especially suitable for ice cream manicure. I look refreshed and have a good appetite. With a small sling, I am a social person. Piggy Peggy's tattoo, give me applause!

4. dazzling, nail polish.

I am super satisfied with this manicure, and I like this style.

6. Help friends promote nail copy

7. Beautiful hands, beautiful second face!

8. Manicure, milk tea, hot pot, a beautiful day.

9. I miss my nails and want to go back to school for a manicure. If I don't start school, I might actually buy some armor.

10. The sun and the moon in armor mean flowers.

1 1. I saw my aunt start to manicure my mother. After manicure, she picked up a brush, dipped in some paint and began to draw on her hands.

12.ladynail means to do the best for you.

13. With so many fingers, I want to go to LadyNail.

14. My first manicure at school. Sure enough, P-picture is a necessary skill for every girl.

15. My daily life is manicure, eyelash, body building and massage. If I don't return to work, I will enter middle age ahead of schedule.

16. I recently read a book and finished my nails, and today I went to get a leopard manicure!

17. I wonder who cut my nails. The spring breeze in February is like scissors.

18. Fang Jia nail art has been passed down from generation to generation.

19. If you want beautiful fingertips, go to LadyNail twice.

20. Colorful manicure, beautiful life.

I want to paint nail polish, but I can't paint nail polish, otherwise it will be embarrassing for the New Year.

22. Go on holiday, and come to LadyNail to put magic on your nails.

23. I really like this girl's heart manicure I made today. Small fresh air is very suitable for spring and summer. Just when summer comes, it can be beautiful.

24. Manicure look is suitable for autumn, and the matte texture makes the manicure look more refined.

25. Our service refers to you!

26. Get a manicure in the new year. Beautiful nails and happy people.

27.a can refer to both nail and unique, ranking first.

28. Beauty means that women are the best in the world, and your fingertips charm you.

29. Beautiful nails can make you different!

30. Love is different from you. Manicure is easier.

3 1. Fine life starts with fingers.

32. It's the first time I've done my manicure so seriously, and I'm still very satisfied. Thank my sister's membership card for giving me this opportunity.

33. Wudaomen in Jianghu refers to Wudaomen.

34. Did you get a manicure today?

35. It means that like ginger buds, nails are always beautiful!

It's cold, but my heart is warm. The first time I went to Haidilao for a manicure, it was beyond imagination.

37. Manicure is dazzling for a lifetime!

38. I'm really busy recently. I really want to get my eyelashes and manicure.

39. Summer is a season of self-release and self-expression. Then as a girl, you must dress yourself up beautifully. First, you have to start with your nails.

40. What does Sandy's jade hand mean to you!

Forty excerpts from senior dog licking humorous copywriting in friends circle

Senior dog licking humorous copy is in the circle of friends (I) 1. When I saw you online, I invited you to eat chicken, but I was rejected for the second time, and then I saw that you had already opened it. I know you must not play with me in order not to get into trouble.

The way I talk to you face to face makes me sick when I look at myself.

You ignored me for two days, and I sent a lot of dynamic messages that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea, maybe I am grass, and I am willing to be cut by you. What are you doing now? I miss you.

4. "I bought you a pair of socks." "I'm his boyfriend!" "Then I'll buy more for you to tear, meowed ~ ~"

So I'm as important as your family.

6. Unrequited love is a person's shuddering.

7. He wears 1w shoes and you go with him. I spent 50w on treating cerebral palsy, and you ignored me?

8. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your open love? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

9. My friend said that licking the dog again would break my leg. Fortunately, it's a leg. If it's a hand, I can't talk to you, Bao?

10. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby!

1 1. So you can't lick a dog without calling it "Bao"? Then I won't scream.

12. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my head was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. He said my head was broken. He said you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

13. Less treasure of wind and rain, more beautiful gratitude. Sing warmly and poetically, harmoniously and freely ...

14. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I really don't know what to do without your cold violence.

15. Of course I choose to forgive her.

16. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's get together and leave. You can go to your wooden bridge later. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

17. You deleted me today, and I was lost in thought for a long time. I think there must be something in it. So you're playing hard to get. I don't think I love you enough. You've become cuter for no reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll give you another number!

18. I will listen to you except breaking up.

19. Why can't I see your circle of friends?

20. Because the signal here is not good, I didn't get a second response, which was a few seconds slower than last time. Don't be angry. I am now in the small tree at the head of our village. The signal in the tree is better, but the mosquito nailed me to death.

Humorous copy of senior dog licking in friends circle (2)1. Don't get married yet, wait for my first two-color ball, okay?

22. I asked when you could see me. You said next life. It's very kind of you to stay with me in the next life.

The factory paid 3000 yuan today. Do you think I will give you 3000 yuan? No, I only gave you 300 because I licked ten at the same time.

24. You slapped me innocently today, and I didn't feel any pain. On the contrary, I think your hands are particularly cold, all because I didn't take good care of you, my baby.

25. Every time Bao fights with you, I always hope someone will steal each other's crystal. You will say that our house was stolen, and then I am glad that I can have a home with you.

26. They said that all my friends blocked my home, and then I found that you blocked me. So you have regarded me as family, and I love you more.

27. Today, I told him that I wanted to ask: Do you have a member of iQiyi? He didn't find the Tibetan poem "I love you" and told me to get out.

28. When I saw you having dinner with a handsome guy, you looked very close. You never told me you had such good friends. You must be afraid that I think too much. You always think of me. You are so kind to me. I like you more and more.

I carried three bags of sandbags on the construction site yesterday. The workmates asked me why I could recite it so well. My tears came down in an instant, yes, why can I carry it so hard but I can't miss you?

30. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

3 1. package! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. Come to the seafood market if you miss me. I'm working there like a fish now, but the garage dug me up and asked me to be a spare tire.

32. Let's get together and part. I'll take my sunshine road and you'll cross your wooden bridge! I am supporting the bridge below. Be careful when crossing the bridge ~

You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and lost in thought for a long time. I understand that red represents enthusiasm. You want to marry me.

34. She vomited an X and I drank water for three years!

35. You say that your emotions are locked in a space used by one person because you don't like to play with this space. Couple space is opened with your best friend. When I called you, you said you were busy at work. Every time I talk, you say you are busy. You are such a good girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much.

I remember you said that you always kicked the quilt when you slept. Go to bed at night and let him tuck you in. Don't catch a cold.

37. You are still cold today. I sent you a lot of messages, but there was no reply. But the more you do this, the more I like you. With my constant concern and consideration, you finally stopped being reserved, and you returned a xx. After I looked up the English dictionary, I finally understood the meaning of these two letters. S is sweet and b is baby, so you must be calling me sweet baby. I am very touched.

38. If we are not together, we cannot be together. Your life is not long anyway.

39. You said it was a coincidence that you and he ordered a standard breakfast here. Hey, hey, you didn't recognize me when I was wearing a mask. You said you were stupid ...

40. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll find someone to lend you another 20 points and send them to you together.

Forty excerpts from the circle of friends who received holiday gifts

Received a holiday gift and sent it to a circle of friends. 1 What a big surprise I received today. It's really cute.

I like it very much. I'll give you a thank you.

Parents don't want their children to be rich or expensive, but only want their children to be safe and healthy. Who knows that our little rabbit's skull is enlightened and he bought a pair of socks for me and his father. Is it a surprise or not?

4. Today is Friday! Thank you for the postcards sent by two colleagues, and I also received a nice surprise.

Dear, thank you for your tolerance and love. I'm really happy with you. I hope we can be so happy forever!

6. I think, at the beginning, when I was in love, I removed the bed and got together; Sigh now, I left the pillow mat after marriage and went my separate ways.

7. On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, and then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me, which was very touching.

8. I received a blessing from my daughter and a gift for Mother's Day. My mother and grandmother received a piece of your heart and a happy mood!

9. Satisfied with the gifts made for me on Mother's Day, lovely love, cookies, happy!

10. A man named Zhang Ye prepared a gift for me on 13, and now I have received it. Another leaf in my life used to be my ignorant youth. Moved, my little brother, whom I met in the first day, is almost ten years old now, and his beauty is easy to get old, but he is young in an instant.

1 1.n years ago, I received a man's hand model, and today I received my daughter's hand model. It's really perfect.

12. Thank you for the gift, thank you for your heart, and wish you all the best in the future.

13. Thank you friends for giving me my birthday and blessing. Thank you!

14. I received a surprise this morning. The little girl on the cover is very cute.

15. Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!

16. Life is full of surprises, and people with the same frequency will eventually meet. Good morning ~

17. Boring weekend working days. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.

18. Everything is for romance.

19. Wow, wow, it turns out that Xiaodoubao also prepared a gift for her mother. I didn't expect her father's birthday, and her mother also had a gift. I was moved to tears.

I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. My baby cooked my favorite dinner yesterday. Thank you for the little performance.

2 1. Happy, just like a small gift you prepared with your heart.

22. I am very happy to receive this gift. Thank you. I will cherish it.

23. Thank my husband for making me more positive and optimistic with his words and deeds, and my temper is much calmer.

24. Good things always happen, such as receiving a bunch of flowers from my daughter.

25. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.

26. Thank you for your appearance, which makes me look forward to it forever.

27. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

28. I was so happy to receive a gift yesterday morning, and I am so happy to eat and go shopping today.

29. It's been a few days since I received the gift ~ I've been busy taking pictures now. It's really beautiful ~ forgive my clumsy photo-taking skills and thank the shopkeeper for his gift ~ I won three prizes in a row here, and I feel extremely happy, hee hee.

On a rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise and a long-lost touch.

3 1. Time is something that people can't catch off guard. Thank you for the birthday party prepared by xx in his busy schedule, for my company on my birthday, and for the gift sent by xx.

32. Every day is a new beginning. Happy every day is a better gift. It is my greatest wish to see your smile every day.

33. After thanking others, don't forget that you still like gifts ~

34. Sudden surprises are not only the joy of receiving gifts, but also the importance of being remembered and treated with care.

35. I really like this feeling before Christmas. Maybe it's because I've become a lonely old woman. I like the colorful appearance of Christmas very much. Maybe it's because I haven't received Christmas presents myself. I want you to feel that the world is full of love, happiness and money!

36. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle and felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!

37. All the long-term places in the world are tireless because of their hearts.

38. Thank you for being such a shining star in my plain years.