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A new semi-propositional composition
-1 Speaking of new things at home, they are really like stars in the sky, countless!
A: Follow the fashion.
Now, everyone is idolizing, playing cool and following the fashion, isn't it?
You see: the big sisters, big brothers, uncles and aunts in the street ... that kind of beautifully dressed and handsome without "packaging"? But, ah, which "sexy" clothes are topless and bare-chested, my mother never wears, which is "too conservative" in the current words.
No, my father just came back from a business trip in Hangzhou and bought my mother a very beautiful dress as thin as a cicada's wing. Mom was surprised and picked it up and tried it. She threw it away without even trying. My mouth is still nagging: "People in their thirties still wear this kind of clothes …", which makes my dad dumbfounded. Look at his face, hey! Don't say it ... finally, under the persuasion of my father and the "encouragement" of my brother and me, my mother barely put it on. Wow! How beautiful! What do you mean, "clothes make up the man, and horses rely on the saddle"! It's amazing! The three of us cheered in unison. "The chest is too low, too deep ..." When we came to our senses, my mother had changed her makeup. ...
Hey! I really can't be cool and follow the fashion!
B: Turn on the air conditioner.
Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. Naturally, many people turn on the air conditioner. However, my parents always seem to have reservations about this matter.
One day, my mother suddenly felt sultry and "ordered": "Turn on the air conditioner immediately after taking a shower!" .
My brother jumped three feet high with joy and smiled from ear to ear-what a big difference!
I don't know, my father said, "Now, the north wind is blowing ..." "Forget it, don't turn it on, just use an electric fan!" Mom went on to say. This is undoubtedly a cold water poured on my brother's "fiery" heart. "Why? Mom! Open ... ok! "
After "careful consideration", my mother finally decided: "Open!"
C: Snoring.
Besides being "big", my brother has another problem that he can't change-snoring. Every night, there will be thunder in the room. Every night, every day. Because my brother's problem can't be changed, it caused my mother's extreme disgust. As a result, my mother was extremely reluctant to crowd together to turn on the air conditioner, because my brother snored at night and affected others' sleep.
However, in hot summer, my mother is particularly afraid of heat. So, my mother gave an order: "My brother must listen to English tapes before going to bed, and must persist until we fall asleep!" " "
So, much better. ...
However, over time. Under the teacher's "training", I began to lack sleep, and my mother also lacked sleep under my brother's "devil training". Finally, in the dead of night, our family "sang" a snoring trio-I don't know if it is true, this is the information provided by my father.
……
Ha, what's new in my family-more! More! More!
-What's new? I can't open the door of my apartment. Realizing this, I came back from school and pushed my bike to open the door with one hand. But no matter how hard you try, the unit door that is usually opened as soon as it is pulled is as indestructible as a boulder. I suddenly silly-what is this situation?
Just as I was standing in front of the gate, the gate was pushed open from the inside. Come out is the' aunt' on the eighth floor. She gave me a look and smiled and said, "Why don't you come in?" "The door won't open." "Oh." Aunt took out a card and said, "Now you have to swipe this card when you open the door, and it's the same when you take the elevator." "I see." "Yes, fresh! Now the technology is more and more developed. " After bidding farewell to my aunt, I let go of my voice and shouted, "Grandma, come and save me!" " "
I watched my grandmother "beep" the machine next to the door, and the door opened. Then click on the screen inside the elevator, and the "5" where my home is located will light up. This is unheard of. Just thinking about it, grandma said, "This is really new. One card has thousands of security doors. This time, it really opened in the middle of the night and no one stole it! " "It's not the same. I didn't steal it before, but now I can't steal it. "When I said this, I secretly admire the high technology now.
I also got a property card. Every day when I go home, I take out my card and brush it a few times. It feels funny and unique. But slowly, my mind changed.
Dai Xinyu's house is above mine. I used to go upstairs to find her. One night, I wanted to ask her some questions, so I habitually stepped onto the elevator. I didn't expect "6" to be useless. I just remembered that I swiped my card, and I walked back angrily. Grandma wants to chat with the aunt on the 8th floor, mom wants to invite the aunt on the 2nd floor to go shopping, and grandpa wants to go to the puppy on the 9th floor in Doby ... all of them are blocked by a card.
This card protects security, but alienates people. Neighbors should live in harmony and often come and go, but now they can't even see their friends upstairs. This society has become indifferent and human feelings are getting colder and colder. Is this good? With security doors and chains, people are now surrounded by layers of fences. We are getting farther and farther away from the world where every family in ancient times opened their doors at night. The freshness brought by high technology only keeps us away from human feelings.
Society is changing, becoming scientific and lonely at the same time. One day it will run counter to our imagination and run out of our expected track at an unimaginable speed.
I don't want such a new thing. We don't want such high technology. Humans don't want such a society.
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