Guide: Do you remember a funny sentence from your school days? 1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba. 3. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess took a selfie, the local tyrant had money, the model took pictures, and Laozi took pictures. 4. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and the dregs will be done in an early reading. 5. The significance of learning scum: dressing beautifully, eating well and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony. 6. Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon. 7. Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is. 8. If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become a thin man, but also become a schoolmaster. 9. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics. 10. I hope to be a master of learning, and I will never leave my head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one. 1 1. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom. 12. "Turn off the eating mode and turn on the learning bully mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function" 13. Learning god is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics. 14. There is a bully called "other people's children". 15. For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school, which reduced you to my school. 16. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you. 17. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, Xueba is reading Chapter 8, and I am still reading the table of contents. 18. At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying. 19. "I think I'm in love with you", "Schoolmate, what are you talking about" 20. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. 2 1. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades. 22. Learning bullying during exams is like Wifi. Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords within 10 meters. 23. If we want to be demoted to Sri Lanka, we must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, so as to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster. 24. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge. 25. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I couldn't find my way back. 26. It is obvious that any learning hegemony mode of learning disabilities must be started, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly difficult. 27. I will always like you until I become a principal. 28. I asked Xueba how to take the math test 140, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. Enough! ! 29. Scum is bitter and tired. He can't sleep before the exam, and he can't pass the exam at all. After the exam, he is very decadent and has to give it to Xueba, who says he can't do it at all. As a result, there is no problem in the exam! 30. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters. 3 1. In fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation. 32. The teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get close to Xueba. Why do you want to be a bully? Because I don't want her to ask other people questions? Why do you want to be a scum? Because I want to ask him questions. What is a class teacher? It is a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your family. 35. How many points the teacher gives me, I wish the teacher how many years to live. A little market network 36. Teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally. I have to ask my parents for a bangs at school. Is it because of my hairstyle that my grades can't go up? 38. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early. 39. Who remembers the classic sentence at school, you wait for me to stop you after school. 40. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage. 4 1. Since dating is not allowed, don't issue school uniforms at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume. 42. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese. 43. Whether you attend classes or not, the teachers are all there, and you don't leave until after class. 44. Looking at the face of the head teacher makes me want to drop out of school. How should I study? What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer. 46. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time. 47. I collapsed when I went to the examination room, and I cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it. 48. The first part: I don't make a sound when reading in the wind and rain. The second part: It's none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing. 49. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself, "It doesn't matter, the important thing is to participate." I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.
1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.
Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.
3. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess took a selfie, the local tyrant had money, the model took pictures, and Laozi took pictures.
4. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and the dregs will be done in an early reading.
5. The significance of learning scum: dressing beautifully, eating well and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony.
6. Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.
7. Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is.
8. If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become a thin man, but also become a schoolmaster.
9. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.
10. I hope to be a master of learning, and I will never leave my head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.
1 1. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.
12. "Eating mode is closed, and learning mode is being started" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"
13. Learning God is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.
14. There is a bully called "other people's children".
15. For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school, which reduced you to my school.
16. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.
17. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, Xueba is reading Chapter 8, and I am still reading the table of contents.
18. I don't know why, I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.
19. "I think I'm in love with you." "Xueba deskmate, what are you talking about?"
20. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.
2 1. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.
22. Learning bullying during exams is like Wifi. Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords within 10 meters.
23. If we want to be demoted to Sri Lanka, we must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, so as to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.
24. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.
25. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I couldn't find my way back.
26. It's obvious that learning disabilities need not only power consumption but also special cards to start any learning hegemony mode.