Humorous sentences at work

I feel sleepy as soon as I go to work, and I feel sleepy as soon as I feel sleepy. The leader who went to work yesterday was checking the class, and it happened that I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes. The leader said faintly, did you play LOL at night?

My colleague asked me: Where are you going to play on May Day? I said: playing with wealth and power. My colleague nodded and said, You want to play, but you want to play until you die.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

I quit my job, wearing a small suit and carrying a computer. I got on the bus and went to the seaside. I sat on the beach, blowing the sea breeze. I saw a boat and took many beautiful photos. This should be my happiest day after work.

Others work to earn money, and I work to lose money.

Going to work is like visiting Taobao. I don't stop all day, occasionally give bad reviews, and my salary has not risen.

Every morning when the alarm clock rings, I will say to myself: You must remember, get up and work!

The boss asked me to work overtime. I said I didn't work overtime because of something at home, and then my boss transferred me 5000 yuan to let me have no worries.

I met my colleague on my way to work and asked him, "Hey, did you meet anything interesting on your way to work?" He looked at me and said, "I met the most interesting thing in the world-I became you!" " "

Colleague said, "You look very tired today. Do you need a rest? " I replied, "No, I'm just thinking about life." Colleagues asked: "Thinking about life? Then what did you think of? " I replied: "I figured it out, life is a journey of constantly working overtime."