Humorous and happy sentences about mood

1, I'm not Cao Cao, so I can't say. You are mean to me and want me to be gentle with you. Do you think I have Stockholm syndrome?

3. What do you like? Don't say you like me, I'll be shy.

4. I'm getting fat. What happened? Fat and cute, fat is a sign that I deserve to eat.

I finally know why it takes a long time for girls to take a bath. For example, we boys can do it in a few minutes, but girls have to wash their faces, shampoo, conditioner and blow dry their hair. Don't ask me how I know, I'm already in the police car.

6. I think it's good to fall in love, so I don't have to worry about the wife of shop-owner being jealous when I eat jiaozi in the future.

7. I don't think our relationship has come to an end, but it should turn the corner.

8. Those boys and girls who talk about taking off their bills all day don't have one or two spare tires around them.

9. Do you like meat? I like it. Great, so you will like me 100% pure meat.

10, a real good friend is when two people are together, even if they fart, they have to contend that the other person did it.

1 1, making money is a kind of ability, but my ability is not strong, spending money is also a kind of ability, and my technology is superb.

12, don't make me laugh when I'm angry, or something that was quite serious will suddenly become a sand sculpture.

13. Every time I want to take medicine, my alto will automatically broadcast: Dalang, it's time to take medicine.

14, I admit that I am a spare tire, but if you use it improperly, I will let your car explode.

15, I decided to give up my dream, and I decided to stay a little longer.