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What are the lines of pig nine sisters in "Bright Spring"?

1. empty: Everyone loves flowers, but everyone loves flowers. The car in the workshop has a flat tire. 2. Empty: I tell you, if you don't get up, I'll pull out your leg. 3. Sasha: Wukong, come on. Kong: Jingjing, listen to me. In fact, it suddenly occurred to me that my distant aunt's distant cousin and sister in her hometown have an acre and a half of land, and we can grow some Chinese cabbage by her. 5.

6. Jingjing: Brother, I promised Brother Wukong to drink northwest wind with him. Kong: Yes, although we lost all our money, Jingjing and I really want to drink the northwest wind. Jing: Yes.

7. Give you a big watermelon and banana, you Barbara.

8. Adults are anxious to die, children are not sensible, leaders are anxious to die, employees are not sensible, and the company has worked hard for nothing.

9. Yes, he is the West Lake Sword Lang, and the West Lake sword is crazy in the world, with one sword and one song, Ren Pingsheng.

10. Giant Spirit God: Alas, which dish of onion nine sisters: Oh, he is the Monkey King. Giant Spirit: the Monkey King? ! Good, but you changed the wrong tire. There is no such thing as a monkey king. Kong: Well, I don't sell locks. I sell umbrellas. Djinn: I think the Monkey King dressed by a six-year-old boy is more energetic. There is no such thing as a couple. 1 1. Fuerstl disappeared in the room.

Sasha vujacic: Did you see that?

Xiaoyu: You saw it, too?

Sasha vujacic: Illusion ... 12. You know Journey to the West, Tang Priest riding a horse, 12. When I was a pawn, I was followed by the Monkey King. The Monkey King has great skills, I am not afraid of monsters, and then I will be rich. I'm rich and awesome, and I'm not afraid of anything. Jiumei: So, so what's your real name? Empty: Everyone loves flowers, and everyone loves flowers. Jiumei: Qian Duowen, Qian Duowen, come here, come here. You really are the Monkey King. I can't help it. The whole world can't find the Monkey King as good as you.

Kong Kong: Actually, this golden hoop is fake, because of the trend, because I usually use it as an eye mask, because my favorite idols are the Monkey King, the Monkey King and super handsome the Monkey King.

13. What my ninth sister said, five horses are hard to catch. Either you pay me back a penny, or you pay me back 36 pence, or you pay me back, or I kick your ass.

Kong: That's not important. The important thing is that I can marry Jingjing. This is the fate that God gave me and Jingjing. I can finally marry the Monkey King. 14. Sun Ma: It's empty. Empty: Mom, don't call me empty when I mention Jingjing. I tell you, I will marry Jingjing back. This is good for you. I will make her filial to you. Don't worry, I'll get the money.

Kong Kong: Mom, come and sit down. 15. Mother Sun: Look, what are you shaking about? You are cold. Empty: I'm not cold. Sun Ma: Why are you shivering if you are not cold? Kong: I am very excited. Sun Ma: What are you excited about? I told you before. Don't get too excited. Don't get too excited. If you are too excited, it will turn into a rectangular toilet.

16. Why didn't you say something? You laughed when he laughed before. When he said this, you smiled, which means you agreed. If you agree, you will pay by default. This money is thirty-six pence and two cents.

17. djinn: One equals five, two equals fifteen, three equals seventy-five, and four equals one thousand two hundred and five. What is five?

18. Kongkong: What, afternoon tea, cappuccino? Hey, Jiumei. Jiumei: This is not a cappuccino. Empty: Meng Po Tang. .

19. sasha vujacic: Water came out, frost filled the sky, and the mountain peak caught fire. Gusu take-out oilman, and get on the thief boat in the middle of the night. Wow, lying sword. Passerby Xiao Pang: Wow! Martial arts master. 20. Giant Spirit God: I am an invincible giant spirit god, and I will beat the shit out of me.

2 1. Hey! Love is the father of Pig Bajie in bright spring!

22. Kongkong: Let me show you the latest products. It is sunny here. Come, come, look, if so, you won't be afraid of the sun, you won't be afraid of the sun. You're still the white tofu crystal. Come on, Jingjing, give it a try. This is my latest product. Since ancient times, everyone thought that umbrellas were used to shelter from the rain, but I didn't expect that umbrellas could also be used to shade the sun. Who knows? Just me, the Monkey King, hahaha.

23. Kongkong: Listen to me. I have an 80-year-old mother and a wife who has never been to the door in the world. Please don't bother me. I am really useless. Brother Guan, help me. Brother Guan, they have taken people away. They are dirty. Brother Guan, brother Guan, they robbed me. If you help me get it back, I'll give you 1 million, which is truer than pearls. Don't hesitate to pull. 24. Giant Spirit God: This person should carry his back, drink cold water to plug his teeth, and fart to hit his heels.

25. Empty: Paradise Umbrella, Paradise Umbrella 26. Kong: I didn't kidnap your sister. I just took her to drink Northwest Wind 27. Kongkong: Yes, he is the West Lake Sword Lang, the 28th Ren Pingsheng of the West Lake Sword Music Crazy World. Work hard, love, and struggle. 29. sasha vujacic: I am very handsome in Yushu. Pan An, a gifted scholar and beautiful woman, claimed that pear blossoms crushed begonia. 30. Empty space: I told you, if you hear a bang, it means that your big ass fell off the horn and hit a stone, breaking 3 1. Sasha vujacic: "Performance is my life, and the Red Chamber is my favorite". But watching movies can't ... drinking tea can calm me down, but drinking can't ... walking can calm me down, but running can't ... At this time, I ... have a cup of tea beside me and my heart is far away. 33. sasha vujacic: "Learning to understand each other more ... is actually liberating yourself." Sasha vujacic: "I think actors must be more down-to-earth. Sasha vujacic: "You can't succeed, but you can't help growing up ... Maybe someone will hinder your success, but no one will stop you from growing up ..." 36. sasha vujacic: "The reason why people grow up ... is actually not a physiological change ... but a psychological precipitation after experiencing things again and again ..." 37. sasha vujacic: "In fact, a person's life is an illusory dream, with So we must cherish the happiness now, don't care too much about anything, look down, be happy every day, and don't waste it. . . "38. sasha vujacic:" First learn not to be greedy, then learn to love "39. Sasha vujacic: "All good things must come to an end. . . . . :? 1? Since everyone knows this very well. Just enjoy every past happily. Then try to remember it so that you won't forget it. When that day comes, try to accept it with a smile. Because, it can only be like this. "40. sasha vujacic:" People who will never love you in the face of cruel society, boring interpersonal relationships and dreams illuminated by reality. The coolest thing we can do is not to kill ourselves, that is, not to change our true colors. Otherwise, I am sorry for this only life! "4 1. sasha vujacic:" People always habitually imagine the best side of things, but they don't know that life is impermanent. The gap with reality has become the source of people's pain. . . . . . Sasha vujacic: The happiest thing in the world is that the person you love deeply loves you! Sasha vujacic: How can I do such a dirty thing? Huh? "44. Yangtze River Yangtze River I am the Yellow River, please fire at me. "

This sentence by the giant spirit god is really funny. 45. sasha vujacic: I am the legendary West Lake Sword Lang, who walks the rivers and lakes with one sword and one song. Jiumei: Quiet! 47. Void: brower gains, invades other people's finances, cheats on marriage, abducts children, and makes much ado about nothing. He only cares about other people's finances. Whoever is alive will not want others to live better, who will repay them and who will not stop harming others. Only in this way can they live better in hell.