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Honey, let's go to Ireland and get married together.

When you marry her, how about I tear up the bride's wedding dress and say I love you in front of this guest, and then we will hold hands and grow old?

Second, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or don't take it seriously. Why do you want to use your youth to train other people's husbands, and you are still so serious?

3. Give my dear best friend Zhang Haiqi: Let's get a marriage certificate from the employer.

Four, next week, eight, confess to me. Let's get married on the 32nd of next month.

Dear, how can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, fight, and finally be infertile.

6. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one!

Seven, before marriage, the woman said, what is money. After the marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?

Eight, I'm getting married, I just need someone #

When it comes to marriage, there is always a dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Did you marry the employer or did your mother marry the employer?

Ten, the two people who were supposed to get married suddenly lost contact, without any reason, without any prelude, and some just lost that melancholy. . .

Eleven, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

Twelve, how many ups and downs for this day, cherish this day, cherish a pure emotion. Looking forward to this day, a new life begins today, and remember that this day two hearts are closely linked.

Thirteen, if you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride, and I will make a hullabaloo about.

14. I want to have a good date and go on together. I was engaged, married, and didn't break up. *

I love you. For your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you.

Sixteen, I pursue unpredictable emotions with unparalleled posture.

Seventeen, I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that the bride was not. ...

If you love her, let your love surround her like sunshine and set her free.

Dear, let's go to Ireland and get married together in the future.

The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

Twenty-one, find a family named Xia to get married and have children in the future, called Xia Ban. See if the teacher dares to ask my son? In the future, find a person named Ma to get married and have a baby, named Ma Ma. Do you think the teacher dares to ask my daughter?

Twenty-two, get married in the game, just to fill your emptiness in my heart.

I'm afraid you will be liked by others. Let's get married sometime. I'm afraid you like someone else Let's get married sometime.

I hope that after many years, the person who put my wedding ring on me will still be the person I fell in love with when I was young.

Before I got married, I thought I had to get married at a certain age. However, after marriage, I found that a marriage certificate means nothing, and neither does birthright and commitment. The destination of life is not necessarily marriage, but there must be love.

Twenty-six, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

Twenty-seven, marriage is not to add a lock to love, true love never needs any bondage.

Be loyal to your wife, work hard, fight for her happiness all your life, be ready to sacrifice yourself for her and her family, and never betray her.

On your wedding day, I will give you a coffin as a gift.

The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who to fall in love with now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.

If a man really loves you, no matter how long you are together, he will accompany you to climb mountains, watch the sea, watch the stars and watch the sunset, because he knows that you are eager for such romance.

32. The only thing you said that moved me: Come on, let's get married, it's my treat.

Thirty-three, how can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, and finally be infertile in the cold war.

I have always thought that life is hasty, love is sweet, marriage is happy and life is auspicious. When I entered the marriage hall, I found my desire dim, lost my fantasy, lost my company, and brought melancholy. Heaven is still heaven, just closed the window.

In order to support family planning in our country, I don't intend to get married.

Let's get married.

1. Nothing attracts women more than eloquence. Poor women, they don't know how many times an obedient boyfriend is better than a talking boyfriend.

Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because you have expectations, so you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

Fourth, women must understand and remember that men, regardless of age, love beautiful women.

It's not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it's another woman's fault.

Sixth, deep affection is a burden that I can't bear, and love words are just occasional lies.

Every woman yearns for love and happiness that people love. Hope to be protected, promoted and sympathized is a characteristic of women. Coupled with sentimentality and uncontrollable, it is often difficult for women to refuse each other. It makes them think they are in love.

Eight, nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which shows two things on the surface.

Nine, tears are the most primitive weapon for women, and they are the only most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

10. Women will ignore themselves in happy love. When she has a premonition of danger, she will start to care about her manners, clothes and gfd again, and start to tidy up her room and actively go out to social places. This position is like fighting a war.

Eleven, beautiful women have many love stories, and beautiful women have heard many love stories.

When a girl falls in love with a man, she can never see his shortcomings.

Thirteen, boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, not those who make them angry.

Fourteen, if someone pursues, there is no woman in the world who is not outside the cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

Fifteen, there are many ways to destroy love, but the uprooted storm is borrowing money.

Sixteen, people are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

Seventeen, smart women will buy enough goods to dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to buy them.

18. The saddest distance in the world is that two people are far away but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

19. Being single has no other problems, only beautiful single ladies and unattractive single ladies.

Twenty, men have the idea of getting married after their career failure, and women have the idea of marrying men after their career success.

Let's get married. Let's talk about the classic quotation of suddenly wanting to get married.

1, my happiness is to spend a warm life with you.

My best girlfriend got married, and I don't know why I cried on the way to see my relatives off.

Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can simply get married.

I believe there will be better scenery, but when I look back at your face, I still think you are the best.

If I get married one day, I hope it's because of love.

6. I have countless reasons not to love you. There is only one reason to love you. I just love you.

7. To really love someone is that I love people all over the world, but what I give you is different.

8. I love every romantic story, but I just want to be a vulgar couple with you, and spend every day with each other.

9. Don't take it seriously. Let's fall in love and get married.

10, when you meet someone you want to spend your life with, you will become very serious, because that is fate.

1 1, we have sex together, and we hope that you and I have feelings, so we don't have to go on step by step.

12, people are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

13, may you be my world as everyone thinks.

14. Love is the warmth of time, and love is the tenderness of time.

15, if someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not outside the cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

16, it's not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it's another woman's fault.

17. My ex-girlfriend is getting married. She texted me to ask if I would go. I decisively replied to her: next time.

18, I want to make a contract with you. In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.

19, if love is poison, then companionship is the antidote. In order not to die, let's stay together.

20. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far away but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

2 1. If a person really meets love, I'm afraid he will still get married. Marriage should be the natural destination of love. Love is a process of mutual understanding, mutual appreciation and mutual blending. When love reaches this level, it needs the form of marriage. Marriage and family are both.

22. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

23. His warmth bewitched you and made you think it was love.

24, suddenly think of a place, suddenly want to get drunk, suddenly want to get married, suddenly want to fall in love, suddenly want to shout, suddenly want to be alone, suddenly want to die.

25. Only when I fall in love with you can I realize the taste of missing, the pain of separation and jealousy, and endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life?

I can't live without you. When I first met you at Twelve Oaks, I knew I wanted you.

27. I only hope that this fate is ours, and we are doomed.

28. I will make a scene on your wedding day and have your own wedding? [I think this is the warmest sentence]

29. It is foolish of you to bomb the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.

There are many people holding hands in the street, and several of them are getting married.

3 1. You are married. She has the same name as me, but after all, she is not the same person.

32. After being married for a long time, you will eventually leave. Love for a long time, will eventually break up.

It is estimated that every girl will fantasize about what hairstyle she will do when she gets married before marriage.

34. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.

35. Jealousy and doubt are not stingy, but fear of losing.

36. When I was a child, I thought marriage was just living with a ring.

37. I really hope that every loving couple can get married and grow old together.

Love is a hundred years of loneliness until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. At that moment, all the bitter loneliness had a way home.

39. Ignorance discovers that we are really that big. Really have to face marriage.

40. [Fall in love with the person you like and marry the right person]

4 1. Divorce costs more than marriage.

42. The man I love is married, and I don't want to bless him.

I believe that one day I will put on a wedding ring for you.

44. Men have the idea of getting married after their careers fail, while women have the idea of marrying men after their careers succeed.

Don't be so careful. People who love you don't need you to be perfect.

46. I wish the man who married me many years later a happy Tanabata.

47. Nothing attracts women more than eloquence. Poor women, they don't know how many times an obedient boyfriend is better than a talking boyfriend.

Sooner or later, I will leave you. Even if I see you owned by others, I won't envy you.

49. I have a feeling that I want to call you.

50. Love is unreasonable, which makes her a little bit. Being considerate allows her not to be like a lover once in a while.

5 1, I want two marriage certificates, 1 for me, 1 for you.

52. How many people's "I wish you happiness" hides a sentence "I still love you, will you come back?"

53. What is love? Marry me if you have a book.

54. The last person to get married is often not the one in love, but the most suitable person. Only in this way can we help each other to the old age!

55. When a woman gets married, the best dowry for a man is her first time.

56. I don't know if I am in your blueprint, but my blueprint is full of you.

57. There is only one life, one happiness, one fun and chic, and you can sing happily all night. From then on, one person signed another person's hand, walked together and worked together to make happiness permanent.

58. Smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to buy them.

59. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

I have loved you for a long time, and I know you love me. Let's get married.

No matter who we have met before, I just want you to be my last story now.

62. We were going to get married, but we lost money.

63. Playboy men are often more suitable for marriage than honest people.

I hope the person I love now will marry me in the future.

65. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. It's too expensive. Getting married is nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is because there is a mistress in it.

66. He is my stupidest boyfriend. He did nothing but love me.

I want to be a bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married! つ

68. After that, I will stay with you and be the best one in your life.

69. Tears are the most primitive weapon for women, and also the most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

70. How can I break up with you? I want to see you get better, get married, have children, and then divorce.

7 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play hard or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

72. Who said that junior high school love will not get married?

73. There is only one person in this world whose heartbeat can be the same as his own, and that is the one who is destined to be.

74. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is only because of expectation that you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

76. When I think of you, my mouth rises unconsciously, and the word "happiness" can't help coming to my mind.

77. Slowly, we all got used to each other. Everything is fine. Cherish is forever.

78. When I was waiting to talk to the person who got the marriage certificate, my mood suddenly brightened up.

79. How much love should not continue has been dragged on by the word habit for a long time.

Let's get married, get married, get married.

8 1, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

82. Men should be ambitious, fall in love with the same woman when they get married, and don't give others a future wife. Women should have backbone, fall in love with the same man when they get married, and don't take care of their future husbands for others.

Women get married. Let's get married.

84. I don't know if I love you or how much I love you. I only know that the tears were real and the sadness was real.

On August 13, if someone uploads a photo of the show, I will cut it off. If you are not together in the future, I will put the photos in a red envelope when you get married.

86. Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which appears as two points on the surface.

87. People who love you will always want to be with you. No excuses, no reasons.

88. People should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be arrogant and single.

89. Beautiful women have many love stories, while unattractive women hear many love stories.

90. I thought that love could fill the regret of life. However, it is love that creates more regrets.

9 1, 100 million lottery tickets tell the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter?

92. I want to walk into your eyes, then into your head, and finally into your heart.

93. There are many ways to destroy love, but the uprooted storm is borrowing money.

94. Find a married woman named Xia in the future and call her Xia Ban. See if she dares to ask my son. In the future, find a married woman named Ma and call her Ma Ma. See if the teacher dares to ask my daughter.

95. Sometimes I deliberately keep silent in the hope that you will think of me first.

96. Material bearing is also a harbor for the soul. It provides you with a comfort. No matter what you have experienced, you can return to this harbor for no reason.

97. I just want you to be the best man when I get married. At least we can walk the red carpet together.

98. I think a good life is nothing more than sunshine, shade, temperature and you.

99. Without balanced love, you can't find a satisfactory home.

100, I heard that it is cheap to get married now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. I ask you to put it.

If you are sincere, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

After graduation, I went to many strange cities and cried my eyes red in the crowded crowd at the station several times.

Second, I love you as firmly as you don't love me.

Third, once the dream was broken all over the floor, pick it up, try to piece it together, then break it again, pick it up again, and piece it together again until one day it can't be pieced together again.

Fourth, love is that you and I seize every moment of touch.

If I am just a passer-by in your vast sea of people, can I not be obsessed?

6. I miss someone, too many teenagers, how many things I have experienced, and how long I haven't contacted you. He is still her relative, the deepest relative in her heart.

Seven, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, and the glacier is also you.

Eight, there is no humble love in this world. It seems just because I love you so much. In the last silence, there was no fulfillment, no resentment and no blessing, only sad eyes, floating in the wind.

I want to always rely on you to lead the way by my side.

Ten, beautiful women are liked, strong women are respected, when a woman is both beautiful and strong, she will be invincible.

If you are sincere, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

I despise arguing with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.

Thirteen, don't say I don't care about you, but you never know me and you can see that I care.

Fourteen, the same person can't give you the same pain.

Fifteen, your good night is good night, and my good night is I love you.

Sixteen, I think I can get used to being alone, I think I can pretend I have never loved.

You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

Eighteen, the past page, you can not turn it, don't turn it, turning over the dust will blind your eyes.

Nineteen, waiting may not be easy; Destruction is easy.

Twenty, I stubbornly refused to yield, but what I got was scarred. From then on, there is no longer you in my world.

Twenty-one, we are all playing down this relationship. You choose a new lover, I choose the time.

Twenty-two, there are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart. Keio Dongye

Twenty-three, the next time love comes, I will remember to remind myself not to be so serious.

Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Arrogant people are fragile. I always see that others are right and feel arrogant, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted.