Humorous chat sentences

Humorous people chat with the following sentences:

1. Were you a pair of underwear in your last life? Too pretentious.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

You really wasted your parents' time all night.

You are irreplaceable, no one is as ugly as you.

Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

6. You are a well. You are both horizontal and vertical.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained.

8, the east does not shine, the west shines on you, you are you.

9. You have been doing stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent!

10, in view of your limited IQ, you are right.

1 1, don't mess with me, it's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.

12, can your play be as little as your money?

13, I don't want to know that you are sick, so don't be so obvious.

14, make sure your eyes are not human.

15, bask in the sun more, and no one will call you an idiot after sunbathing.

16, loss is a blessing, I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

17, how far it is forever, how far you roll for me.

18, I read countless people's ruthlessness, which is better than your education of countless people without leaving a life.

19. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

20. Baidu can't find you, but sogou can. Why?