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What are the most classic lines in my group and me?
2, dead, dead: top good
If you only have one pair of underwear left, why don't you fuck the Japanese with them?
4. I'm tired of calling: "Messenger! Within three meters! You can give me a distance that can be drawn by a face twice at once! "
5, you are attacking a soldier around him, not only a soldier, but also a soldier who loves other countries; Not only a soldier who loves other countries, but also a soldier who loves other countries in the war; Not only a soldier who loved other countries in the war, but also a soldier who loved other countries in the war against Japan. Not only a soldier who loves other anti-Japanese countries, but also a soldier who loves other anti-Japanese injured countries.
6. Playing in Xiaodong, not going to school-not spicy.
7. Stay in formation! (People flee)
8. I will kill him!
If you want to go home, you can't bribe him.
10, vise, burning. "You won't borrow a light from the company commander? -Wow, damn it!
1 1, a translation: "Pork is really difficult to handle! ! "
12, even if there is only one pair of underwear left, I want China underwear.
13, if you can't jump, you will die. When you were still in the sky. get down
14. Beat my father's tail-fan the dragon.
15, my surname is Yu, and my name is Xiao Qing. My superior told me that if I went to Burma to fight, I would be grateful to give you a well-equipped reinforcement group. Why? Because what I want is my regiment, my comrades. I hope you mention the word Yu Xiaoqing. I thought of my colonel. I mentioned my comrades in arms. I remembered my regiment. My boss is very angry. He said he would give you the Sichuan legion. I also know that Sichuan Legion is a group being beaten. I said, I want the Sichuan Legion, because the Sichuan Legion and the Japanese are very brave. Some people say that as long as there is a Sichuanese, the Sichuan Legion.
16, why don't you get to know your relatives-Fan Long 17, Bian Duzi-Fan Long 18, Hunan Hammer-to be numb.
19, veterinarian Hao: "Oh, Japanese dolls ..."
20. go to hell Go to hell! I'm sorry, brothers who died in the northeast and southeast, brothers who died in the Central Plains, brothers who died in the south of the Yangtze River, brothers who died in Hunan and Hubei, brothers who died in Myanmar ... The world is not buried in the sky ... The sky is zero and the ground is too high ... Well, go home.
2 1, "Is there anyone from China? I'm from Li Liansheng in the northeast, and I'm here with you. Give me an injection and give me a crisp one! " Especially when I ask if there is anyone from China here, every time I ask, I feel like I've been slapped by something ... ...
22, how can you say that you have no clothes? I get dressed with my son!
23, you TM also translated ~ then, I was annoyed: Fuсk you!
24. the Millennium king is 80,000 years old, and the turtle is 10,000 years old. Infantry, artillery, artillery, infantry. When the artillery was finished, the infantry rushed. Infantry can't catch up, artillery boom. Infantry swarmed after the artillery bombardment. These two tactics, I don't know if you are angry except for half of China.
25, this guy is really good, got a vest ~ (the vet said he was bored)
26. Fan Long: "Didn't you kill the tiger?"
27. Fan Long: Hao Han Bird. Want hemp: cold hammer. Fan Long: Fei Long. Want hemp: dragon hammer. Bored: If you can fly to Myanmar, you will be fascinated by dragons.
28. Touch him in the dark and enter the black forest. (especially the tone of death, death, ha ha laugh crazy, crazy)
29. Catch up with stinky when you can't walk. He wants his face to go first. Don't abandon and don't give up! ! ! !
30. I'm not active at home, and I have brain problems.
3 1, does this gun work like this? Pull up the bolt and pull the trigger. -Ha ha. This makes me laugh to death, and it also makes me die, die, die, and rush back to curse: Meng Feiren! ! ! ! ! ! You are serious!
32. Hao Veterinary hilarious quotation: Japanese baby, I know you don't understand me. (Holding the devil's hand and covering the place where the bullet hit) Just cover it here and wait for your doctor to come.
33. Don't force me to commit a crime-die, die, I don't think you will make it-Shangguan Zunci
34. The dead are dead. I'll take you home.
35, your winning streak is a fart, and your father named you Fan Long.
36. Go to hell! Death: If you can impress the old man's son to give you a kiss, I will immediately promote you to ... junior officer! Bored: Forget it! ......
37. Fan Long: Sooner or later, I will make him into pork noodles and stew mushrooms with chicken at noon.
38. Dead: A beach of seagulls and herons was awakened by the struggle to cross the sea.
When we know death, we still want to win, and when we know failure, we still want to win. ...
40. Death, death: "Does anyone know the semaphore? ! "Within three meters:" A translator is probably, maybe, maybe, maybe a little ... "
4 1, it's time to install the calf ~! Haha, Fan Long laughed at me when he said this.
4 1, when shooting Fan Long, it's not spicy: hurry up, it's hard for him to lead. After we beat you, we will beat Xiao Dongyang.
42. After the14th attack, the veterinarian Hao was rescued. He said inexplicably, "Fight hard. You run around every day, really. "
43. I'm tired of catching flies and saying, "These bodies we left behind are enough for these flies to feed the dynasties in the 1970s and 1980s."
44. When Mi Long saw Yu Xiaoqing execute the battalion commander, he was very eye-opening and said, "Damn, it's good to be a colonel. Killing a battalion commander is like killing a chicken. "
45. Is this fucking pork stew vermicelli? Pork stewed vermicelli is not made like this. A good pot was ruined by your prison people! Do you want soy sauce? Did soy sauce annoy you? Do you have a grudge against Chinese cabbage? A whole pot of cabbage bangzi? Where are the fans? Oh, my God! Just don't want potato chips I am bored. Have bundles of sweet potato flour been put in? Does your potato head need shaving? What about pork? Did the Japanese rob pork and soy sauce? Oh, my God, how did the pork stewed vermicelli in Northeast China do it? Your whole pot is full of fucking vermicelli cabbage soup!
46. If you don't see me, the Han army will die. If you are weak in the crown, please don't see me. The class will be far away, and you will rush to the clouds!
Come on, I'll take you home.
48. Kang Y, a native of Datong, Shanxi, said to the vet: I think your hair is curly, but it looks like Mianshan goat in our place. Mianshan mutton is delicious. ....
49. Die! Die! Question: What about you, the one who looks like a donkey's face (suddenly looking at the dragon)
50. English ghosts say that they died of narrowness and arrogance. China Ghost said: They died of resignation and carelessness. I think these two sentences suddenly revealed the mentality of some China people at that time.
5 1, Long Zhangwen whispered: Now people in Britain can say that they can't even keep the weapons they gave you. They are all rubbish ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
52. When retreating, he said to his soldiers, "Grandpa, grandpa, please, look around you. If anyone falls down, plays dead, give me a hand ~ ~ ~ ~ As a result, he fell into a ditch, and his soldiers watched him by the ditch, and no one reached out ~ ~ ~
53, not spicy: when the veterinarian cries, it proves that this person is not good.
54, the first part: annoying, annoying, the second part: dead, dead, horizontal batch: annoying.
55. Fan Long: Cut him! Cut him! Come here to load calves.
56. The Japanese are like donkeys. They think they won. The British are crazy. The Japanese are crazy. A wing pulled out a brigade's front. Now we are defeated and scattered. The Japanese were defeated and dispersed. Nobody shot at them. If they keep chasing like this, even the robbery will be thrown away. Why did Yu Xiaoqing die when he touched his mouth?
57. I will kill you!
58. Grandpa-Grandpa, thank you.
Grandpa.-I'm your grandson.
60. Gentlemen passing by, who can help me bury my father-in-law?
6 1, Napoleon said that donkeys and literati should be placed in the middle of the team.
62. I guard your noble airport with nonexistent fingers and nonexistent guns.
63. Japanese baby, I know you don't understand what I'm saying. Put your hand here until your doctor comes.
He 4, pass it on, left hand to the left, right hand to the right.
65. I-I choose, I choose Daxinganling. I will choose that side. I'm tired of your flat calves.
66. Catch up with the stink if you can't walk. No, he wants his face to go first.
Grandpa, grandpa, please look around you. Some have fallen, some have fallen, and some have pretended to be dead. Give them a hand.
68, the king of the Millennium, he is a turtle for 80,000 years, saying that Japan will remain unchanged for 10,000 years. After knowing that the infantry rushed, the artillery bombarded, let's jump up and fight, the infantry withdrew, the artillery bombarded, let's ignore him, and the infantry rushed and bombarded ~ You said that it would be like this for a lifetime, and a rigid style of play could eat more than half of your China. You said it was irritating.
6 he 9 I am not as good as you and mouse relatives ~!
70. Yi, don't hide there. You still think the Japanese are playing wrong.
7 1, he is a good man, he farts, and I fart with him. I am going to fucking kill him! Spirit of heaven, spirit of earth, spirit of old man.
72. What are you looking at? -What's wrong? It looks like a zoo.
73. Run to death. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.
Sister, that gun is not used like that. You must pull the bolt and pull the trigger.
75. How much is it? how much is it? .....
76. Tell me about Moss! It's hard for him to take the lead! After the fight, we have to fight Xiaofengjing!
┐┐, Sister Hu, my wife ~ ~
78. Are you naked? Robe with my son.
79. The flag is fluttering, the horse is raining, my hero, my hero, my hero, and serve the country at present.
80. I will kill you.
8 1, Gedi, Wang Ba.
82. Little Grandpa.
83, you want me to come, who the fuck doesn't want to come, which calf doesn't want to come ... Your courtyard wall is high, and you are afraid that your father will use a gun! (Lyrics)
84. The life of a soldier is the same as that of a country.
85. How can we sit idly by when the country is in trouble?
86, the most important thing is that there is a ghost to kill!
87. I'm tired of saying to my head, you mad dog, how can I lie down with you? ...
88. The vet said: I am a vet and you are patients. Come and see me, even if you call me a gynecologist ...
He 9. Fan Long's gun rack broke when he hit the Japanese, and he began to get bored. Suddenly, he said, you have to go to the Japanese emperor to pay for this. (makes people laugh wildly)
90. I am obsessed with dragons and bicker with you. I'm tired of dragons and Miss Cui. I screamed, "Big Brother, come again." He twisted his fart and walked past me. ) If you don't come, I will be taken care of by others. I was obsessed with dragons and suddenly became a human being. ) Don't you dare! I'll take care of you when eldest brother comes back victorious! Then twist it upstairs ...
9 1, die, die: withdraw, give them a fart to eat ...
92, annoying: call dad. Ray Bao Er: Chicken. Angry: Call Dad. Ray Bao Er: Duckling. Veterinary Hao: Good boy, call grandpa. Ray Bao Er: Grandpa. I glanced at veterinarian Hao and said, "Call grandpa." . Ray Bao Er: Loach. Angry and helpless, Hao Veterinary proudly led Bao Lei to play. ...
93. Colonel's evaluation of the nickname given to him by his little grandfather: hate, hate, dead, dead, cross-commented, hate. ...
94. I just think. . There are many shriveled calves. Give him the innocence of being king. . I think so, too. Okay. Ah. . The whole world owes the whole dead goods. . More and more.
95. Fan Long: OK, you did a good job. You, you did well and played well! You, come with me with a machine gun in the future, (pointing to bean cake), well, you, you, you, your brother, bean cake! I always use that. Look at your brother, that! That! my
96. Fan Long asked the children to call him Dad.
The child called out his brother.
Fan dragon pointed to the child and said to the person next to him
Go ~ bring your grandpa here
97. Fan Long kowtowed to the fat man who was beaten silly (probably hungry silly) and said, You can continue to annoy him in this matter. Give me your name if anyone dares to bully you in the future. My name is Fan Long. I have something to do. I'm busy. Then I entered the house with my wife and children in my arms.
98.what? Index by hand, you sue me! How to calculate this? !
99. Fan Long didn't just let him go there before he was shot. As a result, Fan Long said, how can I kill that turtle calf? I'm going to turn him into a pig face sooner or later. At noon, I will stew mushrooms with chicken.
100, Li Liansheng: ... My name is Li Liansheng! ..... Fan Long: Your winning streak is a fart, and your dad asked for you by name! !
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