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Talking about humor in holidays

1. In the past, a group of people always had a holiday together, but now this group of people has a different holiday time.

My concept of holidays is that my charger is never idle.

3. A holiday means that you can't get up in the morning, and you can't sleep at night. The night owl mode has been turned on.

It took me a holiday to find that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

5. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. This festival in Tomb-Sweeping Day is still touched by our ancestors.

7. The difference between going to school and having a holiday: At school, I got up but didn't wake up; I had a holiday, but I woke up but didn't get up.

8. I said what was the saddest thing about a holiday, that is, you went home with a bag of books to review, and then you went to school without opening your bag.

9. School, your school balance has exceeded. For your normal school, please have a holiday as soon as possible.

10. The so-called holiday is too much for my family, and I have no money to go out, so I have extra time every day.

1 1. From school to holiday, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytails to long hair, these are students.

12. I want to tell you something even scarier than a ghost film: your holiday is already halfway through.

13. Workload:1%... 2% ... 3% ... 4% ... 5% ... failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday!

14. I only know what day it is in class, but I don't know the date when I have a holiday.

15. The so-called holiday is just doing homework in a place with few people.

16. I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight homework these days, and I'm too embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

17. Vacation is like falling in love: it's exciting to look forward to it, but it's so much when you have it, and it will evoke infinite nostalgia when it's over.