On Humorous Personality of Singles Day

1. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, fart at last and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

2. I have a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; I have a feeling in my heart that I am deeply attached to you. Do you know that I miss you on the night of Singles' Day?

3. The cold winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year. Happy Singles Day!

4. It's another year's Singles Day. At this time, friends are comforting and fighting for beer, while parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave your room empty this year. I will support you in the future!

5. Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; Hard work is hard, and the road is difficult; People should have deep feelings, and they can love each other in the next life! Today is Singles Day, Happy Holidays!

6. I accidentally broke into your love, so I found the biggest net in the world and I couldn't get out. I accidentally fell in love with you. Singles Day wish: I hope to be a couple with you tomorrow!

7. Received SMS: Singles Day is here, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

8. I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

9. I don't smoke myself, but I especially like ZIppO, not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter beside them, so that when they are lonely, they will hear the crisp sound and occasionally smell the burnt gasoline, which seems to remind you that buying me is like marrying a wife, spending a small amount of money and being very happy!

10. My birthday happens to be 1 1, my house number is 1 1, my middle school is in1/class, and my university is/kloc.

1 1. It's good to be single! I can still have a festival, envy!

12. A real bachelor dares to face bleak love, a broken life, laugh at romance, be tempted by forbidden fruit, and tolerate our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles Day!

13. Singles' Day questionnaire survey: Please compare yourself and reply the answer number directly. You may win a prize! 1, deeply disguised as a fake bachelor; 2, living alone, quasi-bachelor; 3, spiritual love, dissolute bachelor; 4, fight for the remaining Buddhist iron bachelor!

14. Advantages of being single: 1. Sovereign independence and territorial integrity; 2. Safeguard the legal rights of the blind date; 3. Loving life is always positive; 4. You can celebrate Singles Day and receive blessings from a group of bachelors!

15. The bachelor is back, the bachelor is tired, and the bachelor yearns for girls; Being single is bitter and lonely, and pretending to be busy on Valentine's Day. Singles are miserable, singles are hard, and Singles Day is ruined by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!

16. Let me tell you some terms: 65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles Day, 65438+1October1and 65438+/kloc-0. Male bachelors are called bachelors, female bachelors are called bachelors, and right is right. The mascot of Singles' Day is four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Together, it is111. Recently, everyone is discussing the possibility that the lunar calendar and the solar calendar 165438+ 1 1 coincide.

17. This morning, my best friend told me that I finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

18. Forget Singles Day and just catch your birthday. Think about the bleak scene, buy yourself a cake (mini, for children, worth 2 yuan RMB) and have a quiet drink in the middle of the night. The most miserable life in the world is this.

19. I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the Singles Day package, four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it until now.

20. Being single is a realm. How can I live this day without being lonely?

2 1. Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for MM to choose a husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for MM! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )

22. In short, try not to celebrate this festival next year!

23. I just graduated from school and am single again! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.

24. We bachelors have strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!

25. Singles Day originated from campus teasing in 1990s. No.65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles' Day, No.65438+1October1and No.65438+065438+1October/kloc-. Male bachelors are called bachelors, female bachelors are called bachelors, and right is right.

26. Singles are carefree and preach liberalism all day. If you have no object, don't suffer yourself. Red, spicy or happy, don't be arrogant if you have a date. Send text messages to harass you on Singles Day! Happy Singles Day!

27. Singles' Day, if you want to run naked, don't just talk about it, teach you to run naked: get rid of marriage, get rid of emotional prison, get happy, walk around, and get rid of children and grandchildren. . . Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!

28. Being single does not mean being thin; Being single doesn't mean it's not monotonous. Single shape, not lonely mood; Life is not simple. Singles day, happy life can also be listed separately, and good mood can also be released separately!

29. You said that life is still a one-way street, life is still a one-way street, episodes are still clarinets, feelings are still fighting alone, and there are still shadows around. Singles day, and then send a text message to make you feel that being single is not bad!

30. Today is your festival. I'll give you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle point-11.11! Happy Singles Day!

3 1. 1 1 October 1 is Little Singles Day,11October1and1/kloc-0. Image spokesperson: a bachelor; Holiday mascot: 4 fried dough sticks! Slogan: Long live the bachelor!

32. My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

33. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously. Happy Singles Day!

34. Singles Day, it is recommended that married people be single for one day and relive their single years; Unmarried people pay attention to love and bid farewell to singles as soon as possible; Those pseudo-bachelors who are unmarried and enjoy married treatment will surrender themselves quickly, or they will be beaten again!

35. I recently found out that you have something to do with 1 1: take the bus1/to work. The company is on the floor of 1 1, and the room is 1 1, which is completed every day. Sincerely bless you: Happy Singles Day!

36. You are a special person. You have loved festivals since you were a child. Children's Day, Youth Day, stepping into Valentine's Day in one fell swoop, almost living on Father's Day, the classic program April Fool's Day, and keeping Singles Day for a long time. I wish you a happy life, and every day is like a holiday!

37. Mascots for Singles' Day: four fried dough sticks and 1 steamed bread. Four fried dough sticks are four11,and steamed bread represents the middle point, which vividly represents116.

38. Today is Singles Day. I find it painful to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like you and your sister!

39. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!

40. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

4 1. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? All you have to do is call Sister Sister Sister three times tonight! You will find your favorite, very smart! Happy Singles Day!

42. Today is Singles' Day. Don't always think about MM. Be careful not to study hard, and your parents will beat you ~

43. However, when a single girls is said to be a bachelor, he always feels bad, but what can he be called without being called a bachelor? Should Singles Day be celebrated? It is said that marriage is a besieged city, people who go in want to come out, and people outside are eager to go in. My friend is very worried about whether he can enter the besieged city or not, and he is embarrassed to say it. That day, he asked me carefully, do you live in your parents' home or your own?

44. The text message is coming again: come to me silently and marry me, so that we are both not single and happy.

45. Well, that's a good idea. Then come to me and I'll marry you. Well, I can't be cheated. I'll find you, okay? If you don't like me, leave me in a strange place, I have no place to cry! I am not stupid.

46. I took two big radishes as a bride price and just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is a radish. The Bible says that it is better to eat fat cows and love each other if you are vegetarian. Although this radish is a bad check, I'm telling the truth. If I love someone, I don't mind if he really takes radish as a bride price.

47. 1 65438+1 October1is Little Singles Day, 65438+1October1and165438+/kloc. If you insist on being single for one year, it will be three lights. Happy Singles Day!

48. Singles Declaration: No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! It is said that friends who receive this message will receive a mysterious gift within 3 days! Happy Singles Day!

49. In fact, he is nothing, even nothing. But what does it matter? As long as I love him, he is the best.

Be careful of your heart, or your sadness will hurt people.

Humorous sentences on Singles Day

1, bachelor music, bachelor music, 1 People are full, but the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's 25 years old, and the clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.

I don't smoke myself, but I like lighters very much, not because of anything else. Single men should have such lighters around them so that they can hear the crisp sound when they are lonely. Sometimes I smell burnt gasoline at 1, which seems to tell you-a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, and I don't have much money to be happy!

3. hey! I am also a bachelor! Single beauty ...

4, flowers are similar year after year, people are the same year after year-or 1 person. ...

My birthday happens to be165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

6. It's good to be single! I can still have a festival, envy!

7. Let me tell you some terms about 1: 1 is Little Singles Day, 1 1 and1is Middle Singles Day,1. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang". The mascot of Singles Day is four fried dough sticks and 1 egg, starting from 1, that is11. Recently, all the friends on the Internet are discussing lunar October 1 1 65438.

8. Online friends are all bachelors, and no one wants beautiful women in the world! Hold on!

9. This morning, a very close friend told me that he finally got rid of the single 1 family before Singles Day, saying that it was all his efforts in blind date? As a result, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date 1 family!

10, although not single now, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".

1 1. In the evening, I want to find 1 a beautiful woman and say "no" to her!

12, I forgot Singles Day, but it just happened to be my birthday. Think about the bleak scene, buy a cake with your own money, 1 people have a quiet drink in the middle of the night. The most miserable life in the world is this. ...

13, I think, after I have a wife, I will no longer be free. I should be grateful. After all, being single is only a short segment in my life, so cherish it.

14, I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks, 1 egg. As a result, it caused an alarm in this street, 1 sold it directly, and people came to visit.

15, bachelor is 1, how can you live up to today without 1!

16, Singles Day obviously gives beautiful women 1 a good chance to choose a husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with their work, and they will not feel depressed until Singles Day and go out to sit down. This is a good opportunity for beautiful women! 1 year only 1 time! You can't miss passing by! Why have you been promoting here for a long time and no one has come to pick me up? )

17, in short, try not to celebrate this festival next year!

18, just graduated from school and returned to single! Just working, being fooled around by the ladies in those offices, how can professional women do this now? ! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single!

19, we bachelors have strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!

20. You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still singing a single love song alone and sadly, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.

2 1, I like to sing awesome nunchakus, but I know you are not a villain. I like happy bachelors, but I know you don't want to be a bachelor. Singles' Day is here. Wish you undress soon. Love is sweet.

22, watching TV, one person laughs, one person appreciates the opening. Kissing and hugging is enough. Watch Korean movies and smile. I don't think about sleep comedy, but I am very excited in my dream. I can't help sleeping on the sofa and waking up at ten. Today's Singles' Day is coming, silly boy gets up and reports. Today, the matchmaking agency informed you that a girl wanted to talk to you.

23. I once had a sweetheart, but I missed it in vain and didn't cherish it; I also get together for blind dates, and it is difficult for strangers to come true; I also want to be romantic, and everything is empty. Today, I am still single, and it is difficult for me to sleep alone. It's another year's Singles Day. Cheer up and recharge. I hope to find a bosom friend and grow old together!

24. On Singles' Day, I will give you a "quick undressing secret": combine "ultimate goal", take emotion as "lifeline route", take love as "basic principle", take honesty as "key rule" and take action as "very important point". I wish you a happy singles day and bid farewell to being single as soon as possible!

25. Being single is actually good. Being single was an accident. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of single centers, single places and single piles in some areas, I would like to express my sincere condolences to the "naked men and naked women" who are fighting in the front line of singles. Please don't panic and wish to get rid of the "light" as soon as possible!

26. Some people say that being single is good, but who knows that being single requires finding a wife? Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I know bachelors are miserable, and you can send text messages to tease when you are depressed. Singles' Day is coming, I hope to take off the bill as soon as possible!

27. Singles Song: The days are moving forward, and the taste of being single is unpleasant. He said that if he wanted to find us, he would look for wow, and he would look for wow in all directions. I drool when I meet a beautiful girl on the road. Go after it when it's time to pursue it. Go after it quickly! I want to dedicate this song to those friends who are fighting a war of annihilation in singles! "

28. Be an aboveboard person and work hard day and night. It's no use making a lot of money without a company. Now I'm 33, and I'm still alone. Parents kept urging, and relatives and friends missed help. It's Singles Day again. I wish you find your other half soon!

29. The farthest distance is called "light year", the thinnest cable is called "optical fiber", the fastest speed is called "light speed", the most respectful visit is called "patronage", the coolest flight is called "light escape", and the most handsome single person is called "bachelor". Singles' Day is here. I wish you a happy life, and all your troubles and worries will be swept away.

30. On Singles Day, you are beautifully dressed, with peony-like appearance, plum-like quality, lotus-like heart, sunflower-like smile and dog-tail charm. Living is "anthomaniac"!

3 1, Singles Day, the floating spring blows the assembly number: collective kissing, high-profile hug; Hire beautiful women and love to match; Luxury restaurant, coffee burger; Dress up as a handsome boy and pretend to be rich. Today I forwarded 1 1 compatriots, the peach blossom is coming!

32. Pray to the elderly that marriage will come faster; Playing rough with Cupid will make the marriage more pleasant; Please hire a matchmaker, and marriage will be a step closer. Dear bachelor friends, be kind to friends around you, and marriage may be around you!

33. Rain beats duckweed and wind blows, and rivers and lakes have their own children. Ruthless, forget the Jianghu. Everything is fine if it ends well. Single, conspicuous. Singles' Day is coming. Get up the courage to cross the rubicon, become a monk and get married again. If you don't take off your clothes, you will be shaved off. Wish: Happy holidays, take off your clothes neatly!

34.165438+1October 1 1 Singles Day is coming. We solemnly declare the responsibilities of relatives and friends: to be familiar with and master the situation of single relatives and friends, to keep abreast of their ideological trends, to introduce suitable objects and age-appropriate contacts in time, to actively guide marriage and love skills, to assist single relatives and friends to do a good job in love, to urge them to implement romantic plans, and to ensure that single relatives and friends get married as soon as possible.

35. A whole autumn has passed and my other half hasn't seen it yet. Until that day, I didn't know whether I would meet my spring. I hope it may be this winter, and I will catch up with the day when I miss you next summer, Singles Day!

36. Don't be afraid of the cold around you, but be able to bear it; Don't be afraid of midnight loneliness, you must endure it; There is not much freedom without constraints, but it must be stable; Don't covet the temptation of beauty, but bear it; Ignore the endless emptiness and endure it; Singles Day SMS greetings, you have to hold!

37, single and tired, no one to accompany before and after the flowers; Bachelor is bitter, dancing solo among thousands of flowers; The bachelor is boring, and the blind date is not over yet; Singles are sad, others are in pairs. Fortunately, there is Singles Day, which will make you happy! Happy holidays!

38. I am proud that I am a bachelor. You can chat with friends all night, sleep late on weekends, get up early without makeup, and handsome guys can watch at will and laugh carefree. Singles Day, I am single, I am proud!

39. I searched the Internet for thousands of times and found that people have no confidants. Looking for true love is like going to heaven, and looking for love is endless. Quit when you encounter difficulties, and many good things will not work. Just wait for the blind cat to die, and the pie goes with the fairy. "Singles' Day" wishes the eleven heroes more money, cars and houses are rich, so I don't believe that there is no such thing as a mismatch.

40. Singles Day is coming, to all unmarried members: First of all, happy Singles Day! I am single, it is proud, it makes me feel like the sea, sometimes calm, sometimes rough. Fly freely like an eagle. We are in the initial stage of marriage. After more than 20 years of efforts, although we have made great achievements in understanding many opposite sex, we have a large population, relatively insufficient per capita resources and unbalanced personal development. The main contradiction at this stage is that people who love me but I don't love and people I love don't love me. Rival competition is no longer the main contradiction in the primary stage, but it will exist for a long time in a certain range and may be intensified under certain conditions.

4 1, Qian Shan traveled all over the world just to get a true love; I went through a lot of hardships just to find a bosom friend. Before and after the flowers, we swore a thousand words, but in the end we went our separate ways and never met each other. Singles Day is coming, I wish you cheer up, go forward and get rid of the "light" as soon as possible!

42. Walking in the crowd, you are lonely; In and out of the theater, you are all alone; In your efforts, you are lonely. 165438+1October 1 1, Singles' Day is here, I wish you "streaking" as soon as possible, and you are no longer lonely!

43. Young man, I think you are a talented bachelor wizard who is rare in a hundred years. The revitalization of the bachelor world depends on you. I have a bachelor motto here: Go your own way and let others run naked. I'll give it to you for free, for you and me's sake.

44. The bachelor Han Lai is nobody's business, and he doesn't say anything about cheating. I'm drunk today, so I can't drink boiled water tomorrow. Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are all things, and the police put them in prison. I really shouldn't regret it at that time, but it turned out like this. You are old enough to marry a house and live according to the law. 165438+1October 1 1 Singles' Day. I wish you come and undress soon. Before you repent, you must become a new person and marry a beautiful woman.

45. Big rewards for Singles' Day, jumping the price to accompany shopping, eating, watching movies, attending parties, helping to order food, making room reservations with friendly flowers, holding hands and hugging, and 50% off the student ID card. Thank you for your cooperation! Happy Singles Day!

46, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".

47. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

48. I really want to be an animal when I am impulsive, even if it is just a hardworking animal. Listen to your master's orders and don't feel helpless. Or simply take grafting and have a thorough sex-change operation. Run to the crowd to make up for mistakes and let compatriots have another way out.

49.165438+1October1singles day schedule: eat two fried dough sticks in the morning and put them aside; Take the bus 1 1 twice, once at work and once after work; Eat on time11:0011:Eat with two pairs of chopsticks, one for the left hand and one for the right hand; Go shopping with a pair of crutches, one on one shoulder.

50. Our country is rich in population and resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?

On the Personality of Singles Day

1. When you are sad, do you also like to hide yourself silently? .

2. Every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, he will have tears, and when that day comes, the tears will fall to the ground. Therefore, every boy should not disappoint your girl, because he once gave up the whole heaven for you.

If there is an afterlife, I don't want joys and sorrows, I just want to die peacefully with you.

Sometimes, instead of coming out of pain, we learn to live with it.

5. pat your head to make a decision, and pat your chest to ensure that sometimes you need to pat your ass and leave.

6. In this hot summer, in order to make this message cool for you, I specially made a pot of hands with ice cubes and mint leaves. I hope you can feel the coolness of ice and the fragrance of mint when you receive the text message!

I feel pale and powerless about how much I miss you.

8. If you have the ability to gain weight, don't rush your waist and chest.

9. Every woman is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself.

10. Flip heads, surf the Internet, tails, sleep, stand up and do your homework.

1 1. Someone sent a note in class and really wanted to beat him up when he saw the content. Is it written in?

12. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

13. These days, there are many partners. Cucumber is not easy to sell.

14. Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?

15. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal. ...

16. I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

17. There are always tears that make us grow up instantly.

18. I know love is a prison, but I tried my best to jump in.

19. Girls, hold up your arrogant heads and face the dog man who has hurt you in a perfect posture.

20. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

2 1. between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

22. The current state is that I can't learn, I'm not happy, and I can't sleep well.

23. If this is a gambling game, I will bet on myself. Win this life, lose this life.

24. Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

Enthusiasm is the best and most useful way to meet life. Enthusiasm can destroy paranoia and hostility, abandon laziness, kill weakness and remove obstacles. Let our hearts become bright. Maybe we can take enthusiasm as a belief, and with this belief, we will be much stronger. Will make the impact resistance too strong. There is no need to complain or lament. Living is the most precious thing that life gives us.

26. Everything that is recycled is handmade.

27. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

28. My incompetent Chinese teacher didn't teach me to write a letter of guarantee.

29. God gave us youth and acne.

30. Doesn't mean someone can step on my shoulder. I can give you enough face or slap you.

3 1. "Hey, your chest is singing." "What song?" "I don't want to, I don't want to grow up."

32. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

33. Everything can be imitated, baby. You are really as smart as a dog.

34. Why doesn't the country take your face to study imitation bulletproof vests?

35. Gunara, the god of darkness, works with the flame of Dosola. Goodbye!

Those naive children treat you with waist-length hair, and the teenager you love is dead.

37. Hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

38. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

39. The degree of laughter depends on who you are with.

40. Since you are selfish and I pretend to be feminine, can I stay with you all my life?

4 1. I can continue to please love and look at your pride coldly.

42. Without the existence of academic dross, there would be no academic hegemony, which is set off by academic dross.

43. When I took the history exam, I felt inexplicably heavy, because I was about to change history.

44. The one who looks good is called a sister, and the one who looks ugly is called "that woman".

45. At the beginning of life, people are inherently good and play with their own hearts, so get out.

47. deliberately creating conditions to test lovers is asking for trouble.

48. I can't find you in Baidu, so I must go to sogou!

49. If the teacher didn't tell me not to litter, I would throw you out.

50. Don't think that after breaking up, you just can't forget to take a shit and look back at the toilet.

5 1. How can I continue to write happiness without you?

Even animals have something to protect.

Everyone wants to be happy, but they don't want to suffer.

You can be crazy or proud, because you have youth, and youth is capital.

You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

56. Thank you for not cherishing, and let me learn to give up. ...

I love you very much, but you hurt me deeply. How can you stand it?

58. Hurt, if people grow up, why are they afraid of breaking up?

59. Love is a kind of hatchback relationship. Love is the most ordinary life and a gift.

Singles Day, Singles Day.

1. No gifts this year, only girlfriends.

2. When did you have a girlfriend? Ask about the group wine. I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends? I want to quit the group, but I'm afraid the opportunity will flow away.

Singles Day is coming, and I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will. I will marry you.

4. Another year of Singles Day. If anyone dares to show their love in QQ space again, show show show and show show show will show endlessly, and I will cut, cut and cut many pictures. When you get married with someone other than Ta, I'll print out the pictures and send them to you in a red envelope.

I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

6. A good Singles Day is a Valentine's Day.

7. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Halloween alone, Singles Day alone, and you take the exam alone!