2022 Halloween Personality Talk Funny Encyclopedia

Q: "Why is Christmas and Valentine's Day in China popular in China, but Halloween is not popular? A: "Because women can't get gifts. 」

Everyone is busy with Halloween. Actually, I'm telling you: take off your makeup and every day is Halloween!

Halloween is coming, black and white are impermanent, take it easy. Zombie witches go into battle together, put on masks to make them happy, release endless happiness, send text messages to bless you and hug you contentedly.

Halloween presents are coming! Good luck, amulets, strange swords that kill the dark world according to evil spirits, they will free you from evil spirits, drunkards, dead people, lechers, annoying people and happy people. Well, fun can be outside, hahaha!

I thought about going to my grandmother's house, but I was really unconvinced-the old man is 2022, and now he has started Halloween decoration design very early. The room is full of cobwebs, the windows are crawling with insects, and there is a skull sitting on the sofa. It's really in my head, but I shouted several times and no one answered ... well, I'll watch it next year.

On Halloween, I dressed neatly and walked down the street, pretending to be myself.

Trick or treat! The wind was very cold, accompanied by the cry that I was still at the door of the goddess Acura, a warm current came to me, and I was peed by her uremic father.

Halloween is coming. I'll send you a backyard. In the park, there are trees of wisdom, clear springs flowing and flowers blooming, thus building a bridge of good luck. Good luck and happy Halloween!

Halloween, invite all ghosts to encourage you: happy ghosts make people revel all night, delicious ghosts make special food last, naughty ghosts make people happy again and again, smart ghosts make people smart, and only you, a miser, don't reply when you receive text messages!

Halloween: I will turn happiness, joy, cheerfulness, harmony, happiness, good luck, health, peace of mind and worry-free into spells to make your dreams come true and get rid of any evil influence and depression; Happy Halloween!

Hard work is the main style today. It's terribly prosperous. Screaming is your style. If there is no change, that is your happiness. To pretend to be a ghost, you should put on the peak. On Halloween, you should put on a different look, play in amityville horror and live a happy life!

Life is the main style, madness is the emotional appeal, terror is the style, screaming is the keynote, joy is the keynote, and pretending to be a ghost is a high-profile. When Halloween comes, put on unusual colors, play a different high-profile, and live a licentious and stepless taste.

The wind is whistling, ghosts are screaming, and wax gourd is constantly gorgeous; Lights are accompanied by music, people jump wildly, and Halloween is so prosperous; Wear ghost clothes and hats and swear to screw up today. Hehehe, happy Halloween! Funny text messages for Halloween

The wind gently blows up the dead leaves, and the night is a bit lonely. On such days, I can't help thinking of you first. I want to say to you, good friend, happy Halloween! Don't be grateful to me, who let you be related to ghosts!

The motivation for sending this message is "Hello"; Subjectivity is mainly manifested as "intention"; Objectivity is mainly manifested in "mobile communication technology completes information transmission"; Sender: I; Objective: I hope to spend Halloween with you after receiving the text message.

Tonight is the best time to overthrow it. It goes without saying that if the other party resists, it can still express: Happy Halloween, congratulations on catching a goat alive.

Good-looking people have probably been to Halloween, and bad-looking people spend Halloween at home! Chun Zheng Hao duo jiao fish head

Halloween is terrible and happy! You're ready to invest in your terrible first-line friends in advance. We will devote ourselves to the terrible grand goal with full enthusiasm. Remember, you are not alone!

Halloween safety Committee propaganda: children pay attention to gluttons, boys pay attention to drunkards, women pay attention to erotic people, and leading cadres pay attention to spies. Here you are … follow me, a funny guy, and let you send spam messages. Hey, happy Halloween!

Are you ready for Halloween? Are you a little depressed? It's okay, I firmly believe that there will be a rainbow after the rainy day! Let's have a happy Halloween and party together! Put away everything that goes wrong. Happy Halloween!

Are you ready for Halloween? Are you a little scared? Let's have a happy Halloween and party together! Forget all the unhappy things, put away all the unhappy things, and daily life will be better and better! Happy Halloween to you!

Halloween is coming, send my blessing: May happy ghosts haunt you, rich ghosts accompany you, lucky ghosts have feelings for you, longevity ghosts hold you, and Xiaowen wants to marry you. Happy Halloween to you!

A multimillionaire was told that he was terminally ill, with only half a year left. He was very sad and found a murderer to kill him in his happiest situation. A few days later, the multimillionaire was informed of the wrong diagnosis and was killed by the murderer with joy.

I sent a message to tell you that Halloween is coming again; Take out the wax gourd, carry garlic on your back, prepare for the ghost-catching exam in advance, and draw characters first. The exorcist must try bravely and hope to become a happy angel. Happy Halloween to you!

I texted you that there was someone under your bed. I don't believe you. Look back. No? Look back again. No? Look back again. Really not? Damn it, happy Halloween to you!

Thank you for helping me care and spoil me, and let me fly inadvertently before I know there is a distribution. Do you want me to fly with you this Halloween? Don't be afraid, you won't fall with me!

I have longed for each other for a long time. I fell in love with you at first sight from the moment I met you. If you have never been married in your life, come and stay with me. I'm so lonely in the underworld ... come and stay with me on Halloween night!

Change winter melon skin and west paw skin for Halloween. Your head, my head, Halloween. Scare you, scare you, Doby on Halloween. Hehehe, don't be afraid, Halloween is here, I wish you hold on to Halloween!

TV Direct Edition Halloween Classic SMS: During Halloween, our company announced the release. I am proud of catching ghosts, and I am intoxicated with the theme activities I am proud of. The theme of the activity is to shout out the meaning of Halloween to your friends 300 times.

Light the jack-o-lantern in your hand, put on your happy mask, decorate it and go to Halloween night, forget everything for a while and enjoy the carnival tonight. Happy Halloween!

Light up the unique Halloween pumpkin lantern to drive away the devil; Put on weird makeup clothes to scare away disaster problems; Sprinkle colorful candy bars to welcome happiness and good luck. Happy Halloween, let's release their enthusiasm and have fun around the fire of SMS!

Light the Halloween jack-o-lantern and dream of the morning as you like; Run a magic broom to knock on the door of happiness; Pay attention to every moment and care for every minute, my dear friend: I sincerely wish you a happy Halloween, and those who are satisfied will always be happy! Halloween SMS blessing

The gates of purgatory are open and the ghosts have built their nests. Therefore, we have to tell people the truth, talk nonsense, see a goat kick twice, see a female ghost in red, and see a cheapskate Doby. What are you laughing at? Happy Halloween.

Lantern rises, paper boats float, wax gourd and pumpkin shine, magic brooms fly, hungry ghosts are released, GREAT GHOST children run out, scream and scream, Halloween carnival, let's come together!

If you read this speech, congratulations on being chosen as the main visitor by the ghost. Tonight, everyone will hold a party at your home to warmly welcome all the monsters. Remember to be there then! Happy Halloween.

This is the best night of overthrow. It goes without saying that if the other party resists, it can still express: Happy Halloween, congratulations on catching a goat alive.

The daughter-in-law said angrily to her husband, "You have to do it seven or eight times a night. Don't you know that I don't like lighting? " If you do that again tonight, sleep on the sofa! "The husband said aggrieved," I tried my best to take medicine today, so it should be impossible to have diarrhea again. "

Someone in a campus forum asked, "Why do bedbugs appear more frequently in colleges and universities after killing cockroaches with bedbugs?" I have never seen them before. " A student post responded: "Aren't you in a hurry when your family is gone?"

One day my husband said to me, "What will you do if I die?" I said, "I ate with my best friend, went shopping and got high again." Then I asked him, "What will you do if I die?" He said maliciously, "Eating with your best friend and shopping are all kinds of hi."

A fool drove to the traffic post and shouted to the traffic police team, "Look, I haven't got a driver's license yet. What can you do to me? " The traffic police didn't even look at him. He came to the co-pilot and said to the people inside, "If this SB can get his driver's license, I will cancel your coaching license."

After graduation, my boss bought me a 350,000 new car and assigned me the best driver in the enterprise. But I am not happy in my daily work. Maybe I went to college for four years to learn how to drive a forklift here better.