Interesting Talk about Qiao Feng Dialect

This article was published in Zhuji Daily on June 5th, 2009.

I read an interesting article last night. It is Ma Jian dialect that says "water" as "book". So I think it is necessary for me to write about our Qiao Feng dialect. Language is most afraid of being polluted. I'm from Qiaofeng, and my Qiao Feng dialect is polluted. In order to record the times, I have to talk more about our Qiao Feng dialect.

To judge whether it is Qiao Feng dialect, there is one of the most representative syllables: tree. Other places in Zhuji read this word as "tree", and only people around Qiao Feng read this word as "instruction". A tree, pronounced "branch". In 1960s, something happened in Qiao Feng: one day, village cadres informed all villagers to learn "Shi Gaozhi". As a result, on that day, the village cadres found that there was no owner in the venue, and all the villagers gathered under the big camphor tree at the entrance of the village. The village cadres angrily scolded: "I told you to learn to chase Shi Gaozhi, and you are all here." The villagers don't understand: "We came early, we are not under the tallest tree. It is really empty! What is there to learn about branch trees? " This joke is still circulating today.

A careful analysis of our Qiao Feng dialect is actually as powerful as old Qiao Feng wine. I tried to sum up something from it. Consider me a man.

Clever use of onomatopoeia. Especially when slapping. Such as: head bang, mud (ear) bang. Think about it, when a loud noise resounds through the head and ears, what will it be? It was a violent collision between one of your parents' palms and your head or ears, and your parents would also give you a compliment: "If you don't obey, you can't eat without hitting your head." At that time, we often hit our heads, so it was called "head bump embryo"

Similarly, there is "stomping and screaming". It's a bit like a sound and a bit like a picture. Step on one foot at a time and let him open his mouth and shout. This is too liberating for people who step on it, so we usually use it like this: "I'm going to step on it and give him a scolding." There is also "live crucian carp sting" (sting, not sting, pronounced "spicy"), which means "alive and kicking". The "sting" here is the sound made by a fish colliding with epilepsy in a basin.

Swearing in the name of food. Such as: sugar-coated oil, Nanjing cake ... To be honest, I never ate these two delicious foods when I was a child, but somehow they became these two things. Oil-coated candy stands for naughty, and Nanjing cake stands for idiot. You said that my childhood was bitter, my ears listened to beautiful names, but my stomach had to bear the injustice of being scolded.

Scare people with firewood on the mountain. Such as: chestnut shell, tiger soup, wooden stalk ... chestnut shell is not really peeled off, but bent with the palm of your hand, protruding joints and pounding the skull violently. We often use verbs such as "toot" or "chisel", which are 100 times more powerful than woodpeckers' mouths, but whenever we eat chestnut shells, we will have a strong "stabbing" pain. Tiger Shinohara Soup (this is a standard writing method, written by Jia Pingwa, a great writer, and I suggest you write it later) is not really made of Tiger Shinohara Soup. We are too poor to eat or make this soup. This is actually to describe the taste of tiger Shinohara hitting us on the leg. This flavor is spicy. Tiger Shinohara smoked it, leaving a series of white scars on the peduncle, which gradually turned red and thickened. Finally. I don't have to go up the mountain to cut wooden stalks. My parents can always use local materials, just pick one from the firewood pile or pick one from the ground, and they can beat me up and down, which finally makes me remember.

Animals are not absent, they also participate in the creation of dialects. Dogs are the most active, such as: yellow dog standing, yellow dog squatting (these two words are generally used to scold children), black dog X, dog X coming out, dog X cleaning the kitchen ... These words are really uncivilized, so I won't elaborate here. In the past, dogs really couldn't get on the table, so their status was lower than pigs, cats, chickens and ducks. Later, society changed. Chicken and duck, you know, have also become swearing words. Comparatively speaking, the fate of cats is better, and there are always two shortcomings: one is unsanitary, "cats hide from themselves"; Second, the luxury of life, he doesn't even eat the "head" you have worked so hard to come up with.

Call names with Arabic numerals. This is indeed a strange phenomenon. I once took a term for this, called "swearing at each other". Of course, not all Arabic numerals can be "ridiculous". The most useful ones are 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. They will be freely combined as needed. Usually 5 to 6, 7 to 8. For example, five to six, five to six in the west, seven to eight in the south, seven to eight in the poison, seven to eight, seven to eight in the foot ... five to six, seven to eight, 10 will always jump out and meddle, adding fuel to the fire, such as fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen. The power of Arabic numerals 1, 2, 3, 4, 9 is extremely limited. Everyone needs to find a three, 1 and 3, 4 and 3, 7 and 3, which leads to thirteen points, no three no four, seven and twenty-three. 2 and 9 are so sinful that they are not even qualified to match.

I studied the word "Nan" in Qiao Feng dialect. Qiao Feng people use "south" to express ignorance and intelligence. It stands to reason that "South" is a warm word. Building a house should face south, and you should use a compass to tell the direction. I can't figure out what happened to "Nan" when I broke my skull. Finally found the answer: only by comparing with "North" can we show the stupidity of "South". Isn't there a saying "I can't find the North"? One can never find the north. Where do you think he will be? It must be in the South Pole! A person who always "can't find the north", where do you think he is from? It must be from the south. Therefore, in the eyes of Qiao Feng people, people who can't find the north are very "south".

There are also uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts and grandmothers at home who will come out to enrich our dialects. Grandma, regardless of her age, occasionally shines in the dialect. Such as: Grandma Mu, Grandma Kong ... Uncle is an uncle and his father's brother; Dad is dad, and his name is used by the older generation. But these two people must not sit together. Sitting together becomes "Uncle Abreu", meaning completely changed, equivalent to "living ancestor" and "big idiot". This is a curse. "Income as a mother" is a very vicious curse with the nature of insulting rape. However, according to another Zhuji scholar's textual research, "being a mother" should be "respecting morality", but it is a sincere admiration and admiration for a person's noble character. If this is true, then I will meet with you in the future. When I see them, I will send him (her) a sentence first: "I am a mother when I pass the exam!" " "

Our dialect is lovely. If we can bear it with confidence, they actually look quite regular. If you have to describe this appearance, it is ABB, BBA and AAB. Try to give a few examples—

ABB is used to indicate shape. Such as: squareness, roundness, long and crooked, short and blunt, flat claws and sharp blood. ...

Use BBA to express the degree. Such as straight, blunt (quite curved), wheat paste, mustard small (as small as mustard seeds), Zhongda (it seems inappropriate to use mustard seeds), mustard slippery (mustard seeds are really slippery) ...

ABB is used to represent colors in two ways: one is that the relationship between A and B is stiff, and the ranking is in turn. There are strict rules that whoever comes first can't turn around, such as: wormwood, black ink, black cluster ... one is that A and B have an excellent relationship and can turn around. ABB can be called BBA, such as: blood red, red blood, green decline, green decline.

What's particularly interesting is that in the BBA words listed above, B is a cowhide tendon, which can be stretched infinitely to become BBBBBB … A, such as: force … straight, roll … round, blood … red, dripping … green. When we were young, we often spoke in such a tone, just to exaggerate, like a guy with a tongue.

Also added a few special words, which appear very frequently in our dialect:

One is "can". Not "yes", but "no". If you can be polite, be a guest, be right, cry and be ridiculous. ...

One is "reading". Synonymous with "engaged in", it is a versatile word, and its meaning is born with the situation, such as: thinking about something wet (what to do), thinking about losing it and adding it (pouring more wine), thinking first (holding the right hand) and thinking first (how to do it). ...

One is "plus". It's a modal particle, which is equivalent to "ah, ah, wow", such as: eat the owner, sit in the owner, read the owner, can be ga …

One is "Lord". It is a dialect of "ghost", such as: debt collector, river owner, hanging owner, power owner, and god brother owner (in fact, "God is fake, ghosts are nothing") ...

In addition, the origins of some dialects are actually very orthodox, and so far, they are still very cultural. For example, "tiāotà" means relaxed and comfortable, and we always say, "You are really a good man!" When describing Chen Hongshou, Zhang Dai said that he was "miserable all his life and didn't care about production", so it must be very hard to live alone. I'm so embarrassed now that I don't need to have a meeting all day. Such as "chopsticks cage", that is, chopsticks cages commonly used in rural families in the early years, made of wood and inverted trapezoid. "Chopsticks" is a typical classical Chinese vocabulary, that is, chopsticks. For example, the "grass factory" is by no means a factory that produces lawns, but a mud house built of straw. The word Water Margin is also written in this way. Such as "pig stack factory", besides "factory" is an old saying, "stack" is also an old saying. For example, "tea fish" is to give the fish medicine at the end of medicine, and this "tea" (tú) is the old saying of "poisoning". Koizumi River in our village used to order tea fish from time to time. There are few fish in the river now, so the word "tea fish" is almost lost.

A man must be "pragmatic". So, which word does Qiao Fengren use to mean "unpractical"? Quite simply, turning "pragmatic" into "practical" is sometimes called "overeating". For example, when I write this article today, it comes from "practice" and "hanging and binding". It is a "method" that I came up with sitting on a low stool without a "head". It is as good as Guang Chen's "being the world" from day to night. Therefore, this article is written about "the east end does not stick to the west", which is really "uninvited and hard, and the yellow fat man pushes the rice cake". Ok, now I have finally written a "model of the overall situation" so that I can "stretch" and "snore".