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I can choose to be stupid, but don't think I'm really stupid.

1. A blind man will meet me sooner or later and have nothing to say with me.

2. if you like it, you have to confess. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I need you!

People who can spoil you can kill you without blinking.

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

If you can go out to get a room with a girl and ignore me, I can drive a handsome guy to travel and kiss. If you can have a long talk with a girl, I can treat you as garbage. So I suggest you never doubt my mobility. If you have the courage to betray, I will have the courage to fight back.

6. Enough waves. I'll take you home. You don't have to come back at all. Just die outside.

7. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

8. The person who tripped me, I told you never to get up, and the person who helped me up, I told you never to fall.

Since I can't find my sister paper, I will make Bai Wan a man anyway. /

10. Why is it normal for friendship to turn into love, but it is strange for love to turn back into friendship? Towels can be used as rags for a long time, but is it embarrassing to use rags as towels again?

1 1. The way you stare at me is a perfect match with the way my dog asks for food.

12. I can choose to be stupid, but don't think that I am really stupid.

13. Many people don't need to see each other again, because they are just passing by, and forgetting is our best memorial to each other.

14. You look down on a good girl like me, young man. Do you like men?

15. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

16. It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.

17. I was born with fatal arrogance. I don't like you poking your eyes. Anyway, I'm fine.

18. Knowing how to shut up is education, and learning to chat is cultivation.

19. People always say that you have changed, but no one has ever asked you what you have experienced.

20. In fact, how many positive energy quotations you read are not as good as setting an alarm clock and getting up early to study. Just as truth is used to tell others.

2 1. Life didn't teach me anything, it just told me four words: grab it if you like!

22. Actually, I'm not very kind. I hope you don't live as well as me, don't eat enough, don't sleep well, and you'd better die before me.

23. Just confessed. Congratulations.

24. You are still young. You don't know how wonderful it is to be calculated by only one person all your life.

25. In fact, the real disappointment is not yelling, crying, or losing your temper with you, but being silent. I feel that everything you do has nothing to do with me.

26. If you don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

27. The shallowest relationship is that a little thing doesn't follow her heart and makes her forget all your goodness.

28. Not loving talking and not loving talking to you are two different things.

29. Don't give up your heart easily. You won't know the pain until you get it back.

30. The two most admirable people: a woman who can accompany a man through difficulties when he is young, and a man who can accompany a woman through good times when he is old.