Humorous copy of myopia friends circle; An embarrassing conversation about people who are nearsighted and can't see clearly (24 selected sentences)

1, lovely myopia ~ There is no distinction between male and female beyond three steps, and there is no distinction between man and beast beyond five steps ~

I have the courage to let my myopia burn the midnight oil.

3. I am nearsighted: 2 meters away, regardless of sex, 10 meters away, regardless of people and animals.

4. Maybe ... someone has the experience of treating a big black plastic bag as a black cat on the road.

The world is really full of malice for myopia. I don't know what the barber cut when I cut my hair and took off my glasses. I just know that I have been cutting and looking at my fuzzy heart in the mirror.

6. It's really unclear what you meant by not saying hello.

7, because of myopia, I didn't recognize my acquaintances, and others said I was cold.

8. I can't even see the doctor's stick clearly when I measure my eyesight.

9, myopia astigmatism. Last time I saw the super moon without glasses, the moon was really a thief …

10, eyeball is the best camera, even if myopia has hazy beauty.

1 1, you can't tell what it is when you eat it! It's too painful! I'm always obsessed with things I don't like.

12, perhaps, we are all far-sighted and always live in looking up to others; Perhaps, we are all nearsighted and often ignore the happiness around us …

13, the sorrow of every myopia ... hermaphrodite 30 meters away. Take off your glasses, the world is flat, and people and animals are indistinguishable at 50 meters.

14, I just stood in front of the mirror and took off my contact lens. I was so beautiful when I looked up. Maybe it's because the degree has deepened. Sure enough, only myopia is the best filter.

15, you can only chew all the bitterness yourself and swallow it in your stomach at night. He is nearsighted and can't see or hear you cry.

Do you think they can't see without glasses? No, they are deaf.

17, looking in the mirror without glasses, I feel really beautiful. I don't want to look in the mirror without glasses.

18, is there anyone like me who can't hear what others are saying without glasses?

19, the distance is hazy, the distance is five meters, Albert Nobbs, the distance is ten meters, and the distance between people and animals is one hundred meters. Next time you see me without glasses, please don't blame me for not saying hello, because I really can't see.

20. * * Paradise, Myopia World, Parkinson's Special Effects.

2 1, most afraid of meeting acquaintances on the road, it will be embarrassing.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

23. I regret my myopia now! ! ! ! Why is my head so low when I do my homework, and my mother doesn't hit me? ! ! ! Why should I lie down and read a romance novel with the light on! ! Why am I nearsighted! ! !

24. A nearsighted friend said, "I can't hear clearly without glasses".