What are the funny stories with high praise rate?

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

Second, I wanted to give you a bag, but I didn't know what you like, so I bought you several more bags, including beef bag, leek egg bag and okra kidney bag!

Third, friends eat hot pot. Finally, there was nothing in the pot. Friends continue to fish. His father couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Why don't you pull up your trouser legs and go fishing?"

4. "How did you feel when you were admitted to Tsinghua?" "Don't press the alarm clock!"

On the day of smoking on the balcony, I smoked half of it, and the rest was smoked by the wind. I didn't follow suit, which may be trouble. But the more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get. The wind blows!

6. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life.

I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

I drank a cup of espresso at Starbucks in the evening, and now I can't sleep. Old and expensive, it hurts to think about it.

9. Downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."