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If you miss me, come to me. What is the ability to make me sneeze?
If you miss me, come to me and make me sneeze.
In front of the screen, you are bound to meet someone who loves you very, very much.
The simplest love is that even if you refuse me, I will never complain about you. But I won't come any closer. If you want something from me, I will still do my best. From now on, I will hide my love and stop showing off. I will try my best to live a good life, and I hope you will, too.
6. I'm not good at drinking, sir. When I saw you, I thought I might be drunk.
7. You don't need to meet anyone deliberately, you don't want to have anyone, and you don't want to keep anyone. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.
8. I won't be enthusiastic about you because I pay the rent, water and electricity myself, and I buy clothes myself when I am hungry. Go to the hospital by yourself with a cold, fever and illness. Watching movies alone and bored, I have no money but to endure. Why should I be enthusiastic about you? Is it because you said I like you? I miss you? Excuse me, are you kidding?
9. I think the most romantic thing in this world is that a person runs a long way to see another person.
10, if the night is too difficult, I will accompany you upside down day and night.
1 1. Girls who want to find a good man must take the initiative, because it is difficult for a good man to pick up girls.
12, I never want to be single, but I have a hunch that I will get married in the future. I am waiting, the only soul in the world that suits me.
13, I really want to go back to when you liked me.
14. In Nanjing, girls are called "pansies", but they should actually be written with expectations. Black and white means looking forward to your beautiful eyes, looking forward to your glance, and letting me enter your eyes.
If you write to your lover and come to me when you are tired, I will still accompany you.
One, some people are destined to be cancer in your life, and some people just sneeze.
Second, when did you start writing those obscure words with old flavor?
Third, a man can never resist a bitch who looks better than his wife.
Fourth, it is best not to let me see or hear that you are nicer to others than to me.
5. You don't want to get hurt unless you can stand all the cheating, frustration, satire, parting and betrayal.
Sixth, there is no love around, and there is no love to love.
Seven, a daughter-in-law refused everything, your words touched my heart, no matter what the outcome, I fell in love with you defenseless.
You always tell me how deeply you are hurt by the person who loves her the most, but you don't know that I have been scarred by the person who loves you the most.
Nine, [I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover when you can be a friend]
Ten, when you try very hard to retain a person's feelings, that kind of instant humble feeling is disgusting. .
All who should come, all who should go. Do not resist, do not retain, do not covet, do not give up, do not worry.
12. Go your own way, go your own way. The quality of others is just a reference.
Thirteen, the summer without watermelon is an incomplete summer.
14. I believe that the agreement for common growth is clear.
Fifteen, how do you think the hedgehog can hold it so that it won't hurt enough to let go?
You never know how quickly the person you love will change your mind.
Seventeen, [I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover when you can be a friend]
Anyway, don't give up. Please believe that hope must be ahead.
I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired of shouting, and I feel that I am the only one who knows you.
Twenty, what is unity, that is, when a person's mobile phone rings, the sound of reading in the whole class soars.
If the person you like is too good, even if you stand behind him, you will feel like an insurmountable galaxy.
Twenty-two, it seems that I can't find a reason to stick to it, and my memories are used up.
If one day I become silent, please remember that I was lively and cheerful. If one day I become indifferent, please remember that no one has ever cared.
I quietly regard you as my life, so don't leave me.
25. I can't predict the future. At least now I know that the person I love is you.
Don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, or I'll think of what I shouldn't think.
27. Give me your loneliness, your hesitation and your sadness, and I will hold them hard, okay?
I think there is someone who will be kind to you for a long time even if he can't laugh and cry with you.
Twenty-nine, you don't know anything, but you lift your face with joy and let him touch your hair and kiss your young eyes.
I am still grateful that it is not easy for two people on earth to meet and not be your lover.
I've been looking for reasons to convince myself that you can leave if you want, and stay if you want, which is beyond my control.
32. If you like someone, you want to shrink yourself into his pocket.
Thirty-three years, how many times I want to go home, I want to go back to my parents, but I talk about my dreams in sweet words.
I am not good-looking. I am not good, but I will not leave the person I love.
Your so-called joke is playing with me, blaming me for not laughing.
36. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.
37. I'm not afraid of losing me. I haven't been abandoned.
38. Melon has a bitter side, and good people also have a bad side.
I also want to know the occasional flicker in your eyes.
40. Later I realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in the palm of my hand.
4 1. Life is like Super Mary. Before there are props, a little bastard can kill you.
Forty-two, don't look up at others, you are also a landscape.
43. Don't believe my goodbye when you are angry. Don't let me go when I want to leave on impulse.
44. I hope it will rain heavily on graduation day. I can't tell whether it is tears or rain on my face.
45. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.
46. When did you start writing those obscure words with ancient flavor?
Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what Xueba is.
47. Being able to find someone you like and spend a long time with him must be the gentlest hospitality the world gives you.
Forty-eight, I am not afraid of losing me, and I have not been abandoned.
49. As long as you have someone you want to see, you will not be lonely.
Don't move, don't curl up, don't worry, don't doubt, don't be nervous, trust me, stay close to me, don't worry, it's warm enough to reach out to me.
5 1. You don't know how weak you are until you are deprived of what you have been afraid to say.
52. I gradually know that many things can be met but not sought. Why care if they don't belong to you?
I just don't think it's worth waiting for anyone. I know they will leave at any moment.
54. I don't want to talk to a glib dog friend who explained after the critical moment disappeared.
You only see how crazy my personality is, but you don't directly see the tears in my eyes.
Fifty-six, everyone is fascinated by painting immortals, and no one loves the world.
57. Because you are almost full in my heart, how can I love others?
58. Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to your deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!
59. I must guard everything carefully and not let them be lost, because I have lost the most important thing.
Come to me when you are tired, and I will stay with you.
If one day I become silent, please remember that I was lively and cheerful. If one day I become indifferent, please remember that no one has ever cared.
Every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.
1, Han Shi sleeps in fairy tales
2. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited.
3. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, the house is the lowest consumption level.
4, to be a tooth in the next life, it hurts if someone is unhappy.
At first, she frowned, and you felt distressed. Later, when she cried, you were less nervous.
6. You said you still love me. Do you have the persistence of my love?
7. If the future does not come, if the past does not go, then the present is no longer the present.
Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
9. I just occasionally feel that no one will feel sorry for a freak like me.
10, some feelings, if you have them, you won't show them, and if you lose them, you will be miserable. Because the greatest stability of feelings is getting along.
1 1, 【 Pain is often found by yourself. Don't make excuses to blame others. ]
12. Send a text message to someone you like. If he doesn't reply, don't send it again. /Shuo Shuo/
13, only when you are in the lowest mood will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger bastard.
14, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it. How are you? Sorry.
15, every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.
16, even if you fly higher and farther; One day I will go back to where you started.
17, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.
18, understand the general meaning.
19, this war-torn youth is mixed with our hysterical confusion.
20. There are no cold people in the world, but you are not warm.
2 1, the world kissed me, and I will sing it back.
22. I don't want to be near everything you have, because I have no ability.
23. A person is most afraid of holidays. In the world, there must be me besides the turkey.
24. Sorry is not the answer I want to hear. I just want to end our relationship quietly.
If you are worried that you can't fly, you have my butterfly.
If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance.
I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking of me. I just can't let you go.
28. I am a firework in this world. I don't want to be a poem or a painting. I just want to spend the world with a smile!
29. There are many things I want to tell you when you are not around. When we are together, even if we don't talk, we just stay quietly.
30. Nowadays people are getting richer and richer. Mobile phones are bigger than my TV! ! !
3 1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out to buy apples, buy me a bag of apples.
The more I listen to your excuses, the more chilling I get.
At school, I understood the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep.
Sneeze, talk about sneezing, talk about it.
1, girl, sneezing is not because he is thinking about you, but because he is ill. Remember to take care of yourself when it's cold.
2. As a normal post-90s generation who sneezes suddenly, the first thing that comes to mind is not a cold, but who scolds himself behind his back.
I was awakened by the thunder outside in the morning. I wore pajamas and went to the balcony to collect my roommate's clothes in a daze. I remember last night my roommate said that the mermaid in the sewer fell down and fainted and thundered. Is it a sneeze in the sky?
4, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you ~! ~!
5. It seems that other people's families, whether friends, boyfriends, girlfriends or children, all have high IQ, high EQ, high face value and high salary. They are noble, handsome, gentle, considerate, beautiful and generous. They can do anything, give you a pile of money every few days, set several world records every few days, sneeze and rain ... but so what, it's none of my business. At least they are not as good as me, but they can't pollute me anyway.
6. A couple was walking on the road, and the woman sneezed. The boyfriend asked, Do you have a cold? Female, yeah. My boyfriend said, wait, I have medicine at home! My girlfriend thought, this is good for me, and give me medicine to eat! When her boyfriend came back, he said, let's go. The girlfriend asked, where is the medicine? The boyfriend said, "I ate!" " You have a cold. I have to take precautions. I can't let you infect me!
7. Who are you? Please stop thinking about me. I felt very uncomfortable and sneezed three times.
8. I thought you thought about me every time I sneezed, but later I found out that I had a cold.
9. I met a man who wanted to break my decision not to fall in love during my college years, even though I only graduated for one year ... It was really like sneezing, blooming and giving birth to a woman ... I can't wait for a moment ... He made me want to try bravely, feel the joys and sorrows of love, let me experience two of a kind and plan our future with each other ... No matter what the result, I will be as confident in our future as he is.
10, I sneezed again. Mom told me that sneezing these days should be a cold. I thought you missed me.
1 1, "I seem to have seasonal diseases, not sneezing in spring, but catching a cold in autumn. It is every time the fog is filled and cicadas suddenly sound, I suddenly feel so sad.
12, can't wait for your good night, stay up late. I caught a cold and sneezed. I thought you were thinking about me.
13, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Shit! Someone took a group photo again! "
14, I was so stupid that I sneezed and thought you were thinking of me.
15, 30th day of resignation. Today, you went to social practice and were not at home all day. I don't know what you are doing, whether you are happy or not, and who you are with. Go to bed early and don't get tired. It's cold, put on more clothes and don't catch cold. I saw you sneezing the other day. You must have caught a cold, but I didn't. Sure enough, you passed on your cold to me before, and you still didn't admit it.
16, if sneezing really means that someone misses you, then I thank that person for flooding. -Got a cold
17, you dream during the day and at night. You should take good care of yourself to avoid catching a cold and running nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!
18, blind date with buddies, pure diaosi, will not say anything when seeing beautiful women. As a result, I had a heated conversation with that girl. It was very cold and the girl sneezed. As soon as I saw the opportunity, I stabbed my brother: "Show something." . The goods scratched their heads for a long time and said, "The dog will clear up after sneezing. . . "
19, I have a cold, my nose is very uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing. I want to go to bed early, but I'm not sleepy, in a bad mood, agitated and confused.
20. The weather is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, the nights are getting longer, the days are getting shorter and there are more clothes. Take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, send a message if you have nothing to do, and pass on a warm friendship. If you sneeze, don't doubt that I am thinking of you! Good morning, friend! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
2 1, you should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which shows that I am thinking of you!
22. I got up in the morning and sneezed. Someone is thinking about me. Hit another so-and-so and scold me; Then I hit another one. Alas, I really caught a cold.
23. I caught a cold then. I told you that I have been sneezing a lot recently. But you said shamelessly, that's because I often miss you.
24. "I sneezed five times just now!" "Then what?" Who do you think I am? "You have a cold."
I hope sneezing is not a cold. ....
26. I feel particularly annoyed when I have a cold and want to sneeze but can't get out! ! !
27, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!
28. When you are on holiday, you must go online with illness; I sneezed at school and thought of terminal cancer.
29. Oh, I sneezed. Are you thinking about me or do I have a cold? Why are you so stupid? People say I like you, not that I love you, that different fool.
30. I like catching a cold. I sneezed countless times, and I said stupidly, well, you missed me.
3 1, you asked me how deep my cold is, and the sneeze tissue represents my heart.
32. I sneezed Are you thinking about me?
33.- Hiding feelings is as difficult as hiding sneezing.
34. Love is like sneezing. You can always type it inadvertently. It is always unsatisfactory to strive for it deliberately.
35. Missing is like catching a cold and sneezing several times. You can't call if you want to. Your eyes will be astringent and tears will flow out.
36. The first sneeze means someone scolds you, and the second sneeze means someone misses you; Sneeze for the third time, son! You really have a cold. Go home and take medicine!
Sneezing is not a cold, but a symptom of getting better.
38, "beginning of winter, it's cold, put on more clothes, exercise more, don't catch a cold. If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that we must miss you very much! May you be happy, warm and happy in the early winter! "
39. A greeting, a short message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with our little hands; Remember, it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you.
40. The doctor said: Love is a cold. A person infected by love virus can't hide from himself or others because he can't help sneezing.
4 1, I sneezed several times. I thought someone missed me. It turned out that I caught a cold and felt very uncomfortable. I asked for care
42. Every time I sneeze, I always say narcissistically, "Who misses me?"
43. If you sneeze, it must be that I am thinking of you. Then if I sneeze now, you can say I have a cold. .
44. When sneezing, are you all thinking: think twice before you act, and scold three colds.
45. I sneezed. I thought you missed me, but I didn't expect to catch a cold.
46. There are two possibilities for sneezing: one is that someone scolds you behind your back, the other is that you have a cold, and the third is that your nose is stimulated.
47. I have been sneezing recently. I thought you were thinking about me. Later I learned that I had a cold. .
48. I have been sneezing today. It seems that many people miss me very much. I didn't know I had a cold until I measured the thermometer. ...
49. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!
50. I sneezed and thought it was because you missed me. Only later did I know that I had a cold.
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