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Bird? ! ……

In 2008, the Wenchuan earthquake made a bird in Yingxiu Mountain fall asleep and began its long sleep. ...

In 2508, a house exploded and birds flew out of the cracks in the stone.

He stretched himself and said loudly, "What a comfortable sleep!" But, oh? Why is it so dark around? Is it night now? No, I see people working (but they are all covered with dust). It should be daytime. I don't want to, watch me soar!

The workers at work suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God! What is that, isn't it a bird! "

"In broad daylight, you are dreaming! Didn't birds become extinct 200 years ago? " Colleagues said with a grain of salt.

"Really, I really saw it, just like the photos in the book. Don't believe you. " But when I looked up again, there was nothing but the dark sky.

"This must be the last bird in the world. I must report to my superiors as soon as possible. " The worker hurried to call.

That bird always feels strange, nothing is like before: the air is so bad that it flies into a greasy black cloud. It's disgusting. I almost suffocated.

"What? Besides, you saw a bird? This is sheer nonsense. Who doesn't know that birds have long been extinct. " Leaders also make a fuss. However, a black thing really flew through the window. "Hey, there really is a bird outside the window!" The leader's eyes are wide open ... "Hurry up ... inform the TV reporter quickly ..."

In the evening, the headline was broadcast on TV: "Big news! We found a bird. Textual research is a sparrow, called "the spirit of birds". It has a beautiful singing voice and a dexterous body. Next, please ask the famous biologist Mr. Ai Bird to explain the habits of birds in detail.

A respected scientist with gray hair, neat clothes and a pair of tall glasses appeared in front of the camera: "Finding this bird is of great significance to the biological world, and we must protect it ..."

But what about the bird? Because the oxygen in the air is too thin, we can't find food. It's dying! "Help me!" It sent out a cry for help.

Its flying speed is getting slower and slower ... finally, it has no strength and falls in front of a laboratory.

A scientist sees an oily thing as soon as he goes out. It turned out to be a bird when they picked it up. They washed it quickly and put it in an oxygen box. After X-ray, MRI and B-ultrasound examination, it was found that there were five fractures, the blood in the brain pressed the nerves, the stomach was empty, and the respiratory tract was seriously infected ... They rushed him to the emergency room and tried their best to treat him.

However, everything ...

The headline news that night: "The last bird in the world died because of ineffective rescue. Let us remember this lovely little life together! "

People wake up too late ... all they know is to cherish what they have lost.

It was still so dark, and a passing philosopher lamented, "The birds are gone. Who knows if the fate of the last person will be the same? "