Funny talk about rising oil prices. It’s funny that oil prices are rising and you can’t afford to fill up on gas.

1. When crude oil goes up, I also go up. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!

2. If you top it up at 92, you will be scared to the point of weakness; if you top it up at 95, you will go bankrupt; if you top it up at 98, you will have to repay it for three generations.

3. The price of oil is too expensive. I can’t afford to drive the car but can’t afford to fill it up. The price of oil keeps rising, which makes my heart bleed.

4. Why is the price of oil rising again? It’s calling me to ride back on the donkey so that I can avoid traffic jams after get off work and watch the beautiful sunset.

5. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

6. If I want to buy a Porsche, I feel like I was the steering wheel of a Porsche in my previous life. But I feel like I can’t afford to drive it even if I buy it, because the gas price is too expensive.

7. People of all ethnic groups across the country welcome the increase in oil prices and say that they have no pressure and will have little impact on any increase in oil prices. After hearing the news that oil prices had risen again for no reason, people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other, applauded and celebrated.

8. Every time the oil price goes down, my oil is full; when it goes up, it is empty. I really love Sinopec deeply.

9. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are too expensive, and poems and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.

10. Why are oil prices getting more and more expensive, but funds are not getting higher and higher! Being poor, I can hardly afford to fill up the gas tank because the gas is too expensive!

11. The price of oil is too expensive. I can’t afford to drive a car and fill up with oil.

12. This dubbing is amazing and fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas.

13. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can’t even refuel. Sometimes I feel very helpless!

14. This is probably the tragedy of my life. I couldn’t afford to refuel. From then on, I started walking to work!

15. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!

16. When you encounter a treasure cave, the incantation to open the door is one sentence. You blurt it out and the door opens in response. What is that incantation? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up!

17. The gas price is too expensive and I can’t afford to drive. I have to take the subway.

18. The gas price is too high and Honda cars can no longer be driven. Let’s buy a small Honda electric car.

19. The price of oil is so expensive that I can’t even afford a Volvo.

20. Gas prices are too expensive now and I can’t afford to drive. As a result, I got motion sickness when I took a bus and it took me two days to recover.

21. Life is really difficult now. I can’t even refuel, which makes me feel like my pockets are really empty!

22. I am so broke this month that I can’t even refuel.

23. I can’t go to distant places for the time being because the gas price is too expensive.

24. Don’t shout for gas, gas prices are so expensive now!

25. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car feels sorry for my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.

26. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

27. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

28. The oil in the tank finally supported the drop in oil prices!

29. Nowadays, the price of everything is increasing, but the salary has not increased. I can’t stand it.

30. When it was time to refuel the car, I felt very distressed. My money was gone without even realizing it!

31. Oil prices are too expensive, target Tesla.

32. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, why would my dog ??hump me? If it can’t hump me, how would I have the money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical one. I would also like to get a few more dogs.

33. I never thought that one day I would have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.

34. All we want is that life can be better and oil prices can drop a little when international oil prices drop.

35. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption.

36. The National Development and Reform Commission has done two things: one is to increase prices. The other is to explain why the price increased.

37. It really hurts me to refuel the car. It makes me feel like bleeding. It’s really terrible!

38. It’s really more expensive to keep a car than to raise a child. When it’s time to refuel, it’s really too expensive, which makes me feel helpless!

39. When it was time to refuel the car, I saw the money being handed out. It really hurt my heart and made me feel very sad!

40. I feel really distressed when I have to refuel the car. Every time I have to refuel, it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars. I feel like I can’t bear all this!

41. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

42. My two Mercedes-Benzes have been sealed, the keys are locked in the stainless steel cabinet, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. Battery life is 60kg, maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

43. No matter how expensive the gas price is, I am not afraid anymore. On the fourteenth day of home quarantine due to the epidemic, the car can no longer start. Normally, the car will automatically lose power if it is not used for a week. This time, let it be on the road. Just lie down.

44. The car has not been driven for half a month. I still refilled the gas in February. I spent 400 yuan to replace the electric car with four Chaowei batteries. It can run for a week in the county when fully charged. , I ride to work every day without getting stuck in traffic.

45. You do it, I do it, everyone does it, and encourage cars to enter thousands of homes!

46. The car has been idle for 50 days. Do you want to make money from me? Difficult.

47. Why don’t I open the head office? The two cars are parked and not running. One can't be driven if it can't afford insurance, and it can't be driven if it can't be filled with gas. I ride a scooter.

48. Suddenly the price of oil has nothing to do with me. I feel so comfortable at home.

49. The price of oil has secretly increased again. A piece of clothing costs 300, but I am reluctant to buy it. After filling up a tank of oil for 400, I will never dare to touch it lightly. Oil is so expensive!

50. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. In one sentence, 95 recharge makes me lose myself!

51. A sentence of 95 refills makes an originally poor life even worse! I can't even add oil without any effort!

52. The price of oil is really too expensive. I can’t afford to spend more than 500 yuan a week!

53. Again, oil prices are expensive, but temperament must not be lost!

54. When the tachometer turns, my blood pressure rises. This time I really can’t hold it anymore.

55. I have watched the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, but I haven’t bought a car yet. Is it still necessary to buy a car?