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Tell me intuitively.

1, if you don't get a reward, you should know enough is enough, otherwise you will disturb others and hurt yourself.

2. Do more things you want to do before the pressure is too great and you don't need to think too much.

3. When life is low, do more things for yourself. Reading, running and traveling. The more difficult it is, the more you have to support yourself.

4. The best way to love someone is to manage yourself and give the other person a quality lover. If you don't try your best to be nice to someone, that person will love you desperately.

In fact, there is no empathy in the world. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle.

6, we must redouble our efforts to become excellent, and wait until the day when we meet the right person, so that we will not appear flustered and at a loss.

7. The greatest significance of hard work is to make yourself have the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time.

8. When two people get along, it is inevitable that they will bump into each other. Sometimes, the more you care, the more you love. Good feelings are always mutual; Not afraid not to quarrel, but afraid not to talk.

9. In all jokes, serious words are hidden, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusal.

10. No matter what label your life is labeled, only you can define yourself.

1 1. Later, we gradually found that the most precious feeling is that the person you love only loves you, and your sincerity will be cherished by those who understand you.

12. If you love a delicate and charming rose, you should tolerate its thorns. Everyone can't be perfect, and your shortcomings will look lovely in his eyes; I had a little friction with you, and I'm willing to give in and give up.

The flower of the motherland, I stepped on one when it bloomed.

1, the hero is a beauty when he is angry, and the beauty asks for money with a smile.

2, harem broiler 3000, a rising star.

We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but not smoking affects stability.

Yes, we are all rolling with the earth, rolling farther and farther.

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad.

If I had a knife, I would cut out my heart and have a look. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

7. I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

8. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you sit down as a specimen.

9, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is worse. If you drink it, it will get stuck between your teeth.

10, you said jumping into the Yellow River wouldn't wash it off. I don't think jumping off the eighteenth floor will kill you. Really thick-skinned, thick everywhere.

1 1. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

12, acne and acne, how many acne. I haven't been cured this year, and my face has become a honeycomb.

13, don't study hard all day, don't take a shower for a month, don't go out for a year, and review for life!

14, salary is like a holiday, you will be dumbfounded if you don't come in January.

15. In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

16, it is said that a woman is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound volume.

17, I always feel that people are getting fat recently, and my face is shaking when I walk.

18, told me: you have to hold it, and it's no problem if you can't hold it.

19, you can call me an animal, but you can't say I didn't mean to. Animals also have dignity.

20. This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

2 1, Mengniu and Sanlu want you to go home for dinner.

22. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.

23. Director, you didn't tell me the hidden rules, did you? Don't bully me after 60, I'm so scared.

I am a little bee, and I am busy picking flowers all day.

25. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

26, the flower of the motherland, I step on a flower.

27, drink a bottle of breakfast, nerves all morning, nutritional diarrhea.

28. When you find that your clothes can't be worn, tell yourself that it's not that you have gained weight, but that your clothes have shrunk.

29. When China unifies the universe, shall we break up?

30. Legend has it that three star figures in a certain era: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and Zhang Ga, a soldier, are called "Lady Gaga" for short.

Love is a rose with thorns. If it is pricked, it will hurt and bleed.

1. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

2. Love is a rose with thorns. If it is pricked, it will hurt and bleed.

3. I am just an accident to you; You are my lover.

4. How much do you love me? Ten cents. Is that all? Not a dime!

5. The pinyin of sleep is sleep, and the pinyin of insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.

6. The greatest hope in this life is to accompany you to the old age, and you can't go anywhere when you are too old.

7. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back in the scorching sun.

8. Forgive my slurred speech. I will always remember your every move.

9. I only miss you when I do one thing, and that is breathing.

10. If you really care about me enough, then you can always find time to accompany me, no excuses, no lies and no promises.

1 1. I will love you for a long time, forever.

12. Except me, everyone is not suitable to live with you forever. Seriously, I won't lie to you.

13. With you, I don't want anything to do with others.

14. I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.

15. Sometimes, when I miss you, it is hard to stop.

16. I like those rational people, because I know that if she loves me, she must have broken through her reason.

17. I have a hunch that you are my future.

18. The difference between you and me is that I regard you as the only one and you regard me as one of them.

19. I loved someone, but he died in the past.

20. After many years, you and she are as affectionate as the sea. Can you remember that you still owe me a future?

Understand the classics of life: life is an embroidery.

There is nothing wrong with people living all their lives. Can make you cherish the sweetness better. There is nothing wrong with patience, life needs to wait, and it is difficult to break out without silence. There is nothing wrong with being ordinary. It is a great luck to feel the beauty of life every day. There is nothing wrong with compromise. To take a step back and tolerate others is actually to let yourself go. There is nothing wrong with failure, as long as it can't destroy you, it will only make you stronger.

Life must be colorful, but it must not be messy.

As long as people live in this world, they will have many troubles. But pain and happiness depend on your heart. No matter how heavy the burden is, laughing and crying is also a choice. No matter how bad life is, if you live with a smile, it is victory. Smile more, and your life will be better. Be sure to smile like a flower. Only by treating life with an indifferent attitude can any difficulty and misfortune be tempered into a ladder to peace.

Always staring at your great past, you won't have a great future.

Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better. Everyone will stick to their beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.

If you never start, how do you know if you will love that person very much? In fact, the feeling of loving each other is discovered after experiencing many things together.

No matter how you cried last night, when you wake up in the morning, the city is still full of traffic. Happy or unhappy, the city has no time to wait, you can only remember or forget the journey you loved or hated.

Life is an embroidery. From the bottom, we walked in a mess. When God looks at it from above, it is a flower.

There is no result in your falling in love with someone who doesn't want to get married. If you fall in love with a plain person, there will be no romance. If you fall in love with someone with a heavy heart, you won't feel safe. Falling in love is also benevolence, don't expect to get good results from impossible people. You can find whoever you want. Everyone has only one youth, and waste is ok, but you must know how to stop loss.

You are the author of your life, why do you want to write such an unspeakable script?

Three words to myself: it's not too late to be young. Second, don't dwell on trifles. Third, what you are experiencing now is all small things.

A woman who is indifferent to love and doesn't want to love again is often deeply loved; It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

The loss of many people is contrary to their boyhood ambitions. I think I'm mature, I think I'm sophisticated, I think I'm smart, I used to be so naive, I finally see through it and want to wear it. As a result, we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

People who often make you angry are people who love you more, but they just don't know how to express it.

None of us will meet another person casually. After a long journey, we finally found each other. In the river where our people grow up, this is not an accident, it is our choice.

Love is always better than reality. Meet like this. Farewell is the same. I hope you don't mind.

No matter how hard you look for it, or what you meet on the road, you should cherish those beautiful people and things. Don't expect the scenery at the next stop to be the same. What you missed may be uncertain. Fate is an excuse, because we haven't worked hard enough; Pie falling from the sky is also a comfort. As long as you have no regrets, you will never give up even if you fail completely. Don't cry when you put it down, don't look back when you turn around, bury the pain in your heart and let the past blowing in the wind.

The best way to occupy other people's memories is to live better!

We should add 10 years old and subtract 10 years old to consider things and face the reality.

No matter how hard it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.