Very cute, funny and provocative sentences.

Very cute and funny provocative sentence (I) 1. You only need to be lucky twice in life? "I met you once and slept until the end."

I asked you why you like you, and the answer is that when I am with you, I want to grow old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

You have a pair of beautiful eyes, which only suit me.

I want to buy a piece of land from you or something, and I want to buy your unwavering heart.

If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

6. Do you eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

7. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

8. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

9. If you don't want to live in a different place, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

10. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

1 1. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

12. "I learned to walk twice in my life". Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

13. Do you know my weakness? Your shortcomings.

14. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

15. There is a sweet way. I eat sugar and cake every day and miss you.

16. I'm going to find Duan and you

17. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

18. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

19. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

20. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."

A cute, funny and provocative sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. My life is wild. I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

23. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

24. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

25. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

26. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

27. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

28. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

29. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

30. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

3 1. Do you know my only weakness? What? Is to betray you.

32. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

33. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

34. The firecrackers rang again on New Year's Eve. They didn't have as many as I thought.

35. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

36. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

38. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

39. "I missed a necessity." "What?" You!'

40. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

Special sentences are funny sentences.

1. Steal my wife and give me a green diamond for a year. The invigilator sat next to me during the exam. I just feel uncomfortable with the towel pad for menstruation. I secretly pulled my pants to move, and the teacher asked me to take them out. . . I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning back when I hear others calling for beauty. Today, my girlfriend asked me: What kind of girl do you like with a good mind and a good figure? I said: no, I only like you! My girlfriend was so happy that she kissed me and then went to cook for me. Liu flew home in a couple of days, called his daughter-in-law and said, if I die, you are still young, you should find another one and don't be a widow for me. His daughter-in-law said with tears: I have found it, just waiting for you to die. 6. A man and a woman are in a hurry on the train. The man said to the woman in front of the toilet: elder sister, let me go first, I can't hold it any longer! The woman sent a voice close to asking for help: eldest brother, I'd better go in first. At least you have something to pinch. I have nothing to pinch. My legs are sore! 7. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people. 8. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall. 9. After work, you pushed the door open with your tired body, and you fell asleep on the sofa. After following me for two years, you not only didn't blame me for being worthless, but also silently supported me and gave me the warmth I wanted. At the thought of it, all my fatigue disappeared. Baby, I'll come out from the shower to replenish your energy. Ha 10。 The new neighbors came to my house to say hello. He lamented that working in Beijing is too unstable. He moved twice a year and has no sense of belonging. I agreed, yes! I was always driven away by the landlord and forced to move twice. He sighed: I should have known not to buy so many houses. 1 1. Did you get good grades? No, is it a local tyrant? Aren't there many friends? Not much. Is there anyone you like? No. Does anyone like you? No. Then what is the meaning of your life? Eat 12. I made a plan in the summer vacation, because Lan finished a P. 13. The five-year-old daughter asked her father to help her. Dad: Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment and I'll be strong again. Daughter: Dad! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is really beautiful. 14. When I was a child, my grandmother always taught me, such as don't cry when you fall, be brave enough to speak, and let the closest relatives lose money! ! 15. A young man always feels that his work is not satisfactory. After listening to his complaints with a smile, the kind old chairman picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled on the ground and broke. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized, I see, you mean only hard-boiled eggs can stand up. The old chairman kindly spat a cigarette turn: I mean, if you don't want to do it, you can leave. 16. My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained poetically to me: Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this spring is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing! 17. Grandpa: Nothing. You can go home without doing your homework. Grandson: Then my dad will hit me. Grandpa: Your father is my son. Grandson: Brother, you are enough. 18. One for my teacher! ! ! When going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, teacher, I have no paper. Can I have some paper? Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get it for me. She has been in class for a long time now and hasn't come yet. . . 19. I have seen cigarette butts in public toilets, and these are weak! I went into the public toilet today, and there was a pile of melon seeds in front of the pit. Damn it, the realm is too high! Special sentences are funny sentences.

1. Steal my wife and give me a green diamond for a year.

The invigilator sat next to me during the exam. I just feel uncomfortable with the towel pad for menstruation. I secretly pulled my pants to move, and the teacher asked me to take them out. . .

I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning back when I hear others calling for beauty.

Today, my girlfriend asked me: What kind of girl do you like with a good mind and a good figure? I said: no, I only like you! My girlfriend was so happy that she kissed me and then went to cook for me.

Liu flew home in a couple of days, called his daughter-in-law and said, if I die, you are still young, you should find another one and don't be a widow for me. His daughter-in-law said with tears: I have found it, just waiting for you to die.

6. A man and a woman are in a hurry on the train. The man said to the woman in front of the toilet: elder sister, let me go first, I can't hold it any longer! The woman made a sound close to asking for help: Brother, I'd better go in first. At least you have something to pinch. I have nothing to pinch. My legs are sore!

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7. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people.

8. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

9. After work, you pushed the door open with your tired body, and you fell asleep on the sofa. After following me for two years, you not only didn't blame me for being worthless, but also silently supported me and gave me the warmth I wanted. At the thought of it, all my fatigue disappeared. Baby, I'll come out from the shower to replenish your energy.

10. The new neighbors came to my house to say hello. He lamented that working in Beijing was too unstable. He has moved twice a year and has no sense of belonging. I agreed, yes! I was always driven away by the landlord and forced to move twice. He sighed: I should have known not to buy so many houses.

1 1. Did you get good grades? No, is it a local tyrant? Aren't there many friends? Not much. Is there anyone you like? No. Does anyone like you? No. Then what is the meaning of your life? eat

12. Because of Lan, I made a plan in the summer vacation and completed a P.

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13. The five-year-old daughter asked her father to help her. Dad: Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment and I'll be strong again. Daughter: Dad! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is really beautiful.

14. When I was a child, my grandmother always taught me, such as don't cry when you fall, be brave enough to speak, and let the closest relatives lose money! !

15. A young man always feels that his work is not satisfactory. After listening to his complaints with a smile, the kind old chairman picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled on the ground and broke. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized, I see, you mean only hard-boiled eggs can stand up. The old chairman kindly spat a cigarette turn: I mean, if you don't want to do it, you can leave.

16. My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained poetically to me: Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this spring is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing!

17. Grandpa: Nothing. You can go home without doing your homework. Grandson: Then my dad will hit me. Grandpa: Your father is my son. Grandson: Brother, you are enough.

18. One for my teacher! ! ! When going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, teacher, I have no paper. Can I have some paper? Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get it for me. She has been in class for a long time now and hasn't come yet. . .

19. I have seen cigarette butts in public toilets, and these are weak! I went into the public toilet today, and there was a pile of melon seeds in front of the pit. Damn it, the realm is too high!

The trembling voice is very skin-felt and lovely. Tell me about it.

The trembling voice is very cute. (1) 1. If this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed!

Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, I have money.

1 1 In the middle of the month, it is sunny and warm as spring, which obviously refers to love.

4. I was wronged and planted in my hands.

I knew you would step on my minefield, so I replaced all the bombs with stars in advance.

6. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

The moon is closed today, so I came to say good night to you.

The most important thing is that you can't stay in the world. If you can't stay, you can't stay.

9. Healthy and lovely, no eye bags.

10. Life has begun to salt my little pig.

1 1. If the weather continues to be so hot, my milk ice cream identity will be exposed!

12. The moon won't run to you, but I will.

13. I have seen the spring breeze in Shili, the solstice in late summer, the ripples in Qiu Guang and the warm sunshine in winter, all of which you can't reach. I want to see you.

14. If a person is fat, reading carefully is like ordering food.

15. Girls are important not only for the first time, but also every time.

16. I know you are very strange, having sex with you.

17. Join the lemon supplier from now on.

18. Come out to see the stars? You can come out without looking at the stars.

19. I want to show my little feet and let you know that I like you.

20. To be honest, I miss you very much. The problem is not big and can be overcome.

The trembling voice is very cute. (2) 1. When the leaves take root, you belong to me.

There is nothing wrong with loneliness, because fear of loneliness makes it bad. Jiang Xun

I want to die, but I received a kimono from someone in the first month of this year. It was lucky money. Hemp, mouse gray pinstripe color. It's a kimono suitable for summer, so live until summer. "

The wind seems to be talking today. He said to me, I'm going to rip your head off.

5. Tell you quietly: The moon is a huge cookie | ω? `)。

6. If you run wild, I will accompany you with wine in my life.

7. The stars in the sky tonight may all be newcomers, and I don't know any of them.

8. I am going to rob a bank. If I succeed, please call me manager Tian. If I fail, call me Tian.

9. Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution.

10. Because I know you, I should make some progress.

1 1. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

12. The weather is very hot, and I want to find someone to have a cold war.

Loneliness means freedom and discovery. An isolated desert island is more exciting than a city. -Nabokov

14. A cute ghost who is famous in the local area.

15. I've been well for a long time and want to be a bastard for a few days.

16. Don't cry, don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.

17. My little Pearl will be caught to make milk tea.

18. I don't know what to eat during the day, but I want to eat everything at night. ...

19. You smile like fine weather. -Jian Zheng's "Smoke Waves Blue"

20. Full Wi-Fi+ warm bed+warm sunshine+delicious food.

The trembling voice is cute and lovely. (3) 1. Uncle police! There's a boy here that I can't take away!

2. Cocoa loves love, with no head, hands in pockets and no one loves it.

3. Eat a jar of Guiling Ointment when you are unhappy, and let all your sorrows go to zero ~

4. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

5. I love my heart, pass it on slowly and reach the world slowly. Or, contact you.

6. I will visit my only soul mate in the vast sea of people; I am lucky to get it; No, my life.

7. Relax, just like roaming the earth.

8. Be happy and don't use your head, but Coco can't move his head.

9. Mr. Deka said: Children who sleep late will not have today's dreams. All you have to do now is cover the quilt and lie down and have a good sleep.

10. Buy a meteor to accompany you in a daze at night.

1 1. A round face is a symbol of fairy power. The bigger the cheeks, the greater the strength.

12. hee hee, he said good night to me. I'm going to bed.

13. Don't be fierce, fool me.

14. What is printed does not mean truth. Michael Jackson

15. The moon doesn't love you, and time destroys you, but I love you.

16. Become a little star before dawn and steal your eyes.

17. What are you looking at? If you look again, I'll eat you.

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19. All the other children were taken home. Why should I be beaten in King's Canyon?

20. Comments: Pick a person to fall in love with me, nothing else, let you know what life is unfortunate and what is emotional misfortune.