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The old man is always cursing. After swearing, he refused to admit that he had scolded others, saying that others had scolded him.
How to curse, others scold me, I can't beat him! Hello, this is a copy. I hope I can help you. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.
Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible.
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.
With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?
The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!
Damn guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,
Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,
Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.
If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.
If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,
Saliva is more deadly than SARS,
If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.
* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.
Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.
I immigrated to Mars to leave you,
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.
Grenade will explode when it sees you,
People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.
All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.
18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will kill you!
You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!
You look so fucking postmodern.
You look like a car accident.
I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
Shit, you're so fucking easy to recognize.
Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?
You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.
I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.
I have never seen anything so archaeological.
The long flying sand and stones is amazing.
I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * *? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so your * * *?
It looks very sci-fi and abstract!
I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.
Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.
I never curse, but the people I curse are not people. To tell you this is to treat you like a human being ~ ~ You are poor, thoughtless, heartless, uneducated and uneducated, and you are miserable ~ You pollute the air wherever you go ~ People talk like farts ~ ~
So you will lose your temper after reading my advice. No matter how you scold me, I won't be angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs ~
You are a life with incomplete evolution, an alien with genetic mutation, a kindergarten-level high school student,
Frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, abandoned baby of snowman on Mount Everest,
The murderer who blocked the septic tank, the descendant of the African who fucked the black pig,
Chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance, hippos crushed by Noah's ark,
New volcanic eruption, megaphone,
The shame of Eskimos, and the superorganism of cockroaches,
Semi-plants with decaying vitality, smelly people,
The origin of the word "tucao", the dinosaur that degenerated three times a day,
The strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped,
Thinking brainless creatures, the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots,
The descendants whose ancestors were humiliated deposited humus for thousands of years.
Primitive species that scientists dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe,
Even orcs despise your orcs, 10 times the oil concentration of sedimentary raw materials,
A disfigured McDonald's uncle, a hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,
It's not as beautiful as chewing gum sprinkled by roadside dogs, or even as beautiful as flowers. It's more beautiful than you 10 times.
If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS.
Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. Handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually.
* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.
As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,
If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and grenades will explode when they see you.
People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.
All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.
18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
Also said that you are from Dong Fangbubai, China.
You are very creative and have the courage to live.
Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.
If you waste air, you might as well die, waste land, dig B, and waste RMB.
You lean on the river and watch your penis die and your dog turn over.
How can we set off the beauty of the world without you?
How can I set off the beauty of LM without you?
Oh, you said your family was poor. You said you had a PHS. You stand in the wind and rain and change your left hand for your right. You still can't go through with your right hand.
Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes. Really?
Is it illegal for swat to swear? He is only allowed to scold others, and no one is allowed to scold. He also said that he would find others and arrest them. It depends on the content and plot of swearing. If the circumstances are serious enough to constitute a civil infringement, you can report the situation to the alarm unit.
What if someone says I'm a liar and he refuses to admit it? Such a person can alienate him, so it's not worth worrying about.
You can't win by swearing. You should learn some swearing skills. Find each other's shortcomings and weaknesses, one can't be perfect! You said her weakness, such as who she was afraid of! Wait, wait, anyway, just looking for each other's weaknesses or shortcomings.
Hope to adopt ~ \ (≧▽≦)/~
He scolded me for quarrelling with others. I said not to curse, and then he said to curse. That's it. If I were a boyfriend, there's really no need to continue. . Men who scold women can't call people! If it's a friend, maybe, it's just that the other person's way of doing things is a bit excessive. This personal character is related.
Can I sue for swearing? Law, being scolded by others, can you say goodbye to others? It is wrong to insult others, which belongs to public security cases. There is no point in suing. Apologize, stall for time.
Public security administration punishment law
Article 42 Whoever commits one of the following acts shall be detained for not more than five days or fined not more than five hundred yuan; If the circumstances are serious, they shall be detained for more than five days and less than ten days, and may be fined up to five hundred yuan:
(1) writing threatening letters or threatening the personal safety of others by other means;
(2) publicly insulting others or fabricating facts to slander others;
(3) fabricating facts, falsely accusing and framing others, and attempting to subject others to criminal investigation or public security administration punishment;
(4) Threatening, insulting, beating or retaliating against witnesses and their close relatives;
(5) sending obscene, insulting, intimidating or other information for many times to interfere with the normal life of others;
(six) peeping, * * *, eavesdropping, spreading the privacy of others.
Ask for a 300-word cursing letter, and don't repeat cursing (1). The concept of cursing letter is a letter written by a unit or individual who has made a mistake to the leader or superior to review the mistake.
(2) The structure and writing method of the self-criticism book.
1 title. Write the words "criticism letter" in the middle of the first line; And indicate the scope or nature of the mistakes made, such as "report on violation of financial discipline".
2 titles. Indicate the organization, unit or individual that made the written criticism. Such as "School Party Committee", "Company Personnel Department" and "Secretary X".
3 text. The text consists of three parts: the facts of the mistakes made; Understanding of the mistakes made; Determination and measures to correct mistakes.
4 signature. Write down the examiner's name or company name and date it.
Just now, I asked the person who swore, and I scolded him, so just ignore him. A gentleman has a large quantity and a small popularity.
The meal card is missing. Someone else took it. How can you scold him if he denies it? How do you know he took it? Did anyone see it?
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