Super funny space: others' stomachs are called stomachs, and mine are called stomachs.

1. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

2. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao weaves autumn trousers with my red rope.

3. The most terrible trust in school is that a scum tells another scum a topic, and one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

Don't call me fat, or I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you.

You are snowing heavily in the sunshine in the south, and I am blooming like spring in the cold night in the north. So Nan Shannan told a story that a northerner laughed at the lack of heating in the south.

6. What is the saddest sentence you learned in the text? Recite the full text

7. However, God-given favor can't be concealed, so we have to bite the bullet and stay handsome.

8. I go to save three times a day: lying in the trough, where are the keys? Fuck, where did I put my phone? Fuck, where did I put my meal card?

9. I didn't show you my hand during the monthly exam. I really thought I slept for nothing in class.

10. Girls send meals to boys every day. One day, the boy said shyly, I like girls to say excitedly, really? My brother likes you for a long time!

1 1. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a rogue in this life!

12. As a scum, I hope the harder the exam, the better. I can't write anyway. It's enough to be a bully.

13. People's stomachs are called stomachs, and mine are called stomachs.

14. You were tanned in the bright sun in the south, and I was frozen in the cold night in the north.

15. I remember it was a cold winter. I didn't want to get up for school in the morning, so I asked my dormitory classmates to help me ask for leave and give me a reason. The next day, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school!

16. Walking around the earth, there is nothing but poverty.

17. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I went, and then I didn't have time to talk to him.

18. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

19. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

20.w: honey, what do you like about me? M: Do I have to choose only one point instead of three? Shyness: Death, which three points did you say? Man: The chest is bigger, the waist is thinner and the ass is a little upturned.

2 1. I hope everyone will not be stingy. Why? Because doors rot.

22. Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

23. Girls, a boy slaps you gently to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back ten times harder.

24. What are you doing standing on the refrigerator? I want to get cold.

25. My family name is me, my name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I understand you, my scientific name is I love you, my childhood name is I miss you, my book title is I dream of you, and my pen name is I love you. Actually, my real name is teasing you.

26. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

27. I bought a mobile phone online a few days ago, and the store said it was absolutely genuine, and I lost six for one fake. I received a parcel today with seven mobile phones in it.

28. Your mouth is so sweet. Would you like to have a try?

29. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

Never quarrel with your parents, because if you don't win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will be beaten.