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Excellent composition of mobile phone
Excellent composition of mobile phone 1 Hello, everyone, it is my honor to introduce it to you here. Do you know who I am? I am the famous mobile phone adult!
I have left every footprint in the world, which I can use for entertainment and travel. Among them, the glory of the king, my darling, is very popular all over the world, and everyone likes to play. According to my statistics, the glory of the king has more than 50 million daily active users, among which 1 1-20 players account for 54%. It is really my pride. Increased the number of fans in the online world. However, it suddenly became my heart disease. Some people are nearsighted because they play with my "friend"-computer every day. Some people got into bad habits in the game and went astray from it. Some people even take scenes from The Imitation Game and do things that others can't stand. A pupil was chased by his family in the game. In desperation, he even chose to call the police and let the police help him retreat. I couldn't help crying when I watched everyone's every move. I want to tell someone! Let others stop indulging me!
First of all, it is ok to play computer games with me every day, but you can't play for too long, or you will come to me as soon as you come into sight. From now on, put on your glasses and don't indulge in games, or you will embark on the road of crime, even for life! Playing for too long will even make the child's brain think about playing games all the time, resulting in a decline in performance. When I grow up, I have accomplished nothing. It was then that I realized that I could no longer indulge in me, but it was too late. ...
Maybe you have opened your mouth in surprise. "So many dangers are caused by mobile phones and computers!" Some people are still forbidden to play, but I want to advise you. I'm not without benefits. I also have many benefits. Playing games can relax your mood and let troubles say goodbye! I can also develop my intelligence. Some people can track five or six balls. We can also get in touch with friends from the ends of the earth, which makes us feel that friends are close at hand.
Finally, I want to remind you that I am a tool for people, not a toy! Everyone should make rational use of me and let me contribute to people!
On Thursday morning, during the big recess, the school asked for reading, but in the process of reading, a frightening thing happened. ...
Because the teacher is busy in the office, the class cadres are asked to watch the class, and the students are also very obedient and are reading carefully. Time goes by, and class will begin soon. A burst of music came to my ears, and the whole class looked in the middle of the first row. Yes, the sound is coming from Xiaobai. Xiao Bai was very nervous and scared, so she turned off the music in a hurry. The teacher walked into the classroom as soon as the music was turned off. Fortunately, the teacher was far away and didn't hear the music, otherwise Xiaobai would suffer. ...
In English class in the afternoon, Xiao Bai and his minions never attend classes. Minions is sleeping at his desk, while Minions is playing with his toys. Where's Xiao Bai? I don't think everyone can solve this mystery. Let me tell you something.
Xiao Bai covered his head with his school uniform, took out a black thing from his pocket inside his clothes, hid it under his school uniform and began to play. The teacher didn't notice it at first, but paper can't cover the fire. I saw the teacher walk quickly to Xiaobai, lifted the school uniform, and saw that the black thing turned out to be a mobile phone. But Xiao Bai is very confused. How can the teacher hear her voice so low?
Some people say that teachers have good hearing, some people say that teachers have perspective eyes, and some people say that teachers can see everywhere. It can be said that there are different opinions, each saying his own ... After class, Xiaobai went to ask the teacher for a mobile phone. The teacher didn't seem to give it at first. But Xiao Bai later didn't know how to get the phone back from the teacher.
This surprised me. In my impression, the teacher is very strict with everyone, but after the phone rang, we saw her gentle side. ...
As a "smart phone" that people can't live without at present, I feel honored to be transported to the mobile phone shop after coming out of the mobile phone factory.
I am an "Apple" mobile phone, which is a new smart machine. The fuselage is a rectangular panel with a thickness of about 8 mm, and my relatives and family are also "Apple" mobile phones like me. My brother is Apple 1, my second brother is Apple 2 ... My sister is Apple 7S, and I am the highest in our family, so I have the title of "King of Apple" at home. By the way, I still have three best friends, namely "Huawei family" and "VIVO family" and "OPPO family".
One day, I was bought by a man at a high price. I went to his house, and he took me out of the stuffy mobile phone box and took me and all my accessories out.
The day after my master bought me, my young master played games on me, such as the glory of the king, The Fifth Personality and Crossing the Line of Fire ... which once filled my body.
Because the host didn't put his mobile phone card on me, he didn't take me when he went out, and at this time, the little host ran into it and played with me while the host was away. Master opened the the glory of the king and began to fight. The young master always said, "If mom doesn't come back, I'll call again." But the master never came back until the little master played with me until there was no electricity, but what made me angry was that the little master was still charging my game machine. Although I tried to stop the little master many times, I couldn't.
I have a fever for several hours because of my young master's overindulgence, but what I am most worried about is the decline of young master's eyesight!
This is me, both advantages and disadvantages. I hope you don't like playing mobile phones as much as this little master.
Excellent composition of mobile phone 4 "Teacher Chen, it's almost bedtime, and I have to get up early tomorrow." Listen, mom is urging dad to sleep again.
"I see, right away!" Dad agreed, while lying on the sofa pulling the phone. He stayed on his cell phone all day, staring at the screen. I think the mobile phone is his family.
One night in the middle of the night, I was half asleep, and suddenly I heard a roar: "It's past 12 o'clock, and I still don't sleep. Is the mobile phone so beautiful? " It seems that mom can't stand it. I get up to drink water and eat melons by the way. When my father saw that my mother was really angry, he quickly got up and said cheekily, "Now go brush your teeth and sleep."
While watching his mobile phone, he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth, pulled out a toothpaste, skillfully squeezed a soybean-sized toothpaste particle into the toothbrush, snorted from his nostrils, and brushed his teeth while brushing Tik Tok ... A lot of bubbles suddenly appeared on his mouth.
Suddenly, dad's expression became painful. He frowned and twisted into a big knot. The wrinkles in the corners of the eyes and forehead are crowded together, as deep as the Mariana Trench.
"Baby, come and have a look. I feel that there is something wrong with the toothpaste. Why are there so many bubbles? The total brush is not clean, and the taste is different from before! " As soon as I heard this, I ran over and saw that Dad's mouth was full of bubbles. As soon as he speaks, those naughty bubbles will fly out of his mouth ... I really want to laugh when I look at his mess, so I cover my mouth and look at the "toothpaste" carefully.
"This which is toothpaste, facial cleanser! Who told you to brush your teeth while watching your mobile phone and pit yourself! "
Alas, dear dad, when will you put that troublesome mobile phone behind you?
Every time I see my mobile phone, I always think of that thing that I regret very much. It is engraved in my heart like a knife.
In the fifth grade, I bought a black four-inch mobile phone with my pocket money, and I couldn't put it down. Because my parents wouldn't let me play with my mobile phone, I secretly played behind their backs.
One day I pretended to sleep in my room and played with my mobile phone. Mother felt something was wrong. She suddenly opened the door. She saw me playing with my mobile phone. She was furious and said, "I thought you were so good that you slept consciously, so you were secretly playing with your mobile phone." My mother rushed to grab the mobile phone and said angrily, "This mobile phone is not ours. Honestly, whose phone is this? " I said unhappily, "It's my friend's." Mom didn't believe me and said, "Then give me his home address and let me return the phone to him myself." I lied to my mother again and said, "He said he would only play for me for an hour, and I will give it back to him tomorrow." Mom thought it was true, so she cut me some slack. I patted my chest and said to myself, "Oh, that was close!"
After this lesson, I still don't know the "danger" outside the mobile phone. I also play mobile phones when my mother is not off work, and I often play at night. I scored more than 12 when I played. Before buying a mobile phone, I would do most of my homework. After I played with my mobile phone, I couldn't write a lot of homework because my mind was spent playing with my mobile phone. One night when I was sleeping, I took out my mobile phone from under the bed to play. At this time, my mother helped me bring my schoolbag in, but she saw me playing with my mobile phone. She immediately punished me severely and confiscated my mobile phone. I also regret it very much and blame myself very much.
My mobile phone is in trouble. In the final exam, many questions can't be written, which leads to the Chinese score dropping from 80 to 60. Seeing this score, I regret it very much and feel very sad.
After this lesson, I smashed my mobile phone and never played again. I secretly decided that I must concentrate on my studies and strive to improve my academic performance. I will remember this lesson deeply.
Hello, everyone, I'm a mobile phone. Nice to meet you. Next, let me introduce myself!
Our mobile phone family is very big. There are many members. Everyone is wearing colorful beautiful clothes, such as Apple, Huawei, Xiaomi ... I am Xiaomi's mobile phone. I was a birthday present from my host's birthday friend, so she couldn't put it down all day and loved me very much.
I am dressed in golden yellow and my body is rectangular. My master was afraid that I would get hurt, so he bought me a big red protective coat, which was very beautiful.
I have a Zhang greatly's face on the front, which is very smooth. As long as the master touches my face gently, I will immediately enter the working state. There is a bright eye on the back, which is used to take pictures or videos of the owner. I have two buttons here, one is to control the volume, and the other is for the host to order me to get up or sleep at any time. I have a very keen ear on my big face, which can let my host hear all kinds of wonderful sounds. There is also a small jack at the top, which can plug in headphones, so that my host will not disturb the people around him when he does anything. I have a glutton below. Whenever I am hungry, I will go on strike, and my master will give me a lot of energy in time. I'm full and full of energy, and I'm going to start working hard for my master again.
When it comes to my function, I'm not bragging. No one can compare! I can use it to listen to music, watch news, watch movies, chat with friends and play games. You can let the owner stay at home, pay with an electronic wallet, and let the store send things home through me; You can also provide the host with the information she wants to consult. ...
After listening to my detailed introduction, you must know our mobile phone family very well!
The long-awaited winter vacation has finally arrived, and the teacher has assigned us a lot of homework, some of which need to be done by mobile phone.
One day, I was doing my homework on my mobile phone, and I stumbled across a small game. I plan to play for five minutes after I finish my mobile phone homework. After the mobile phone homework was quickly completed, I immediately clicked on the game and enjoyed it. Time flies, and the more you play, the more excited you are. The left brain thinks about doing other homework, and the right brain thinks it doesn't matter. I have enough time to play another game. In the end, the right brain completely defeated the left brain, and I played the second game with peace of mind. The next game was out of control.
Just as I was playing in full swing, I felt a pair of "fierce" eyes staring at me behind me. I feel a chill behind me. I quickly turned around and sure enough, my father was behind me. Dad asked, "Have you finished all your homework?" "Not yet ... not yet." I answered intermittently. "Then how do you have time to play mobile games? How many times have I told you that you can't think about playing until your homework is finished! " Dad said coldly. In this way, my mobile phone was confiscated and I was criticized.
Two days later, my mother just had a rest and accompanied me to do my homework. Mom gave me her cell phone and went to the laundry room. I restrained myself after I got my mobile phone. After about a quarter of an hour, I finished my mobile phone homework and honestly returned it to my mother. My mother touched my head and said, "I'm still a good boy." Actually, this time I'm here to test you. I know everything about the last time. "
Since then, I have never played mobile phone without doing my homework. I also know that mobile phones are used for homework, not for fun!
Although giving charcoal in the snow is the same as adding fuel to the fire, giving charcoal in the snow can make people feel warm, and adding fuel to the fire may make you tremble ten times.
In a self-study class that originally belonged to the students themselves, the class teacher is sitting quietly on the podium, but the students dare not complain, because as long as you glance at the teacher's straight face, you will feel a chill from the bottom of your heart. ...
There seems to be a dark cloud flying over the window, covering the sun, and the light seems to be much weaker, leaving only a heartbeat in the classroom.
The time, place, people and harmony are all in the hands of the teacher. We are all lambs to be slaughtered. All the students know that it's time to shoot the first bird. Anyone who makes any changes will be blown to pieces by the teacher with his big angry move.
Just then, a cheerful and bright bell came, "pickup-hill", almost all the students recited a channel, and a cold wind raged in the classroom. Just a second before the teacher zoomed in, the nearsighted ringtone "pickup-mountain, pickup-mountain, pickup-mountain" cried again, with a whoosh. "it's over." This is our only idea, and then we gnash our teeth at the owner of the mobile phone. A girl handed it to me weakly, and the teacher calmly took it and walked out of the classroom with a "haha".
Two minutes later, the students slowly thawed and then exploded the pot.
"it's over!" The sound that resounds through the whole galaxy is the screams of a group of students in a galaxy, a planet and a school. ...
Every time I see the phone waiting, I think of my mother.
I remember that time, it was my holiday. On Friday, I finished all my English, math and English homework. Yes, my homework is finished. I'm going crazy this week.
As soon as I finish my homework, I will play mobile games. Play mobile phone at dinner. I finished my meal in five minutes and sat on the sofa playing with my mobile phone. My mother said seriously, "You have been playing for three hours and still play." I said disapprovingly, "I can play at any time after I finish my homework." My mother was speechless. Playing mobile phone again. /kloc-I didn't go to bed until 0/2, and I got up after 4 o'clock in the morning. My mother also got up and said, "What are you doing up so early?" I said, "Play with your mobile phone." Mom said, "You go to bed at night 12, get up at four o'clock in the morning and get up to play with your mobile phone. Do you believe that I lost your mobile phone? "
Do not believe! "I said" no ",and then I went out to play with my mobile phone. My mother took my mobile phone away in anger. I said, "What are you doing with my phone? "My mother sat down and looked me in the eye tenderly:" Son, playing mobile phone every day will not only affect your study, but also your eyesight. Do you think there are more advantages or disadvantages in playing mobile phones? " Mom looked at me seriously. I thought about it and said, "well, I don't want to play myself, but I can't help myself." Can I play for two hours a day? " Mom said, "well, as long as you mind your own business." "Mom gave me my phone back. I thought: how much my mother trusts me, and I will never live up to my mother's hope, never!
My mother, I will think of your education when I see a mobile phone. My good mother!
Before 10, people had to send messages to each other. Besides oral communication, they mainly write letters to others with paper and pen. At that time, letters were considered to be the best and quickest way to contact-much less time and effort than traveling to a friend's house in person. However, with the development of science and technology, electronic products such as mobile phones and computers have also appeared one after another. People want to send messages to their friends and relatives. Just turn on their mobile phone or computer and move their fingers, and the information will reach the other party's mobile phone in one second. As a result, the letter gradually left people's lives, so it was very angry and always wanted to argue with electronic products.
One day, Xin met the most popular "two treasures at home"-mobile phones and computers. The letter asked angrily, "Why do you guys take my credit?" Now I'm left out, all because of you! "
The mobile phone proudly said, "Hum! We are faster than you! Jurassic antiques like you, still recognize the reality and retire early! " The computer also echoed: "that is, stay away from it and don't pass on your soil to us!" " "
The letter was very angry with them. I wanted to scold them back, but I heard a clear voice saying, "Stop arguing! Everyone is a family, don't hurt the gas! "
They turned around and saw that it was a telephone lady! The letter rushed to say: "The telephone lady is the fairest. Come and judge us. Who is the most practical? "
The telephone lady looked at them with a smile and said, "Why do you want to compete?" ? You each have your own advantages and disadvantages. Why not cooperate and learn from each other? "
After listening to the telephone lady, they suddenly realized ... soon, something called email appeared. It was quick to send letters and easy to check, and was immediately welcomed by people.
Of course, letters, mobile phones and computers are together again.
1 1 As early as more than ten years ago, people's main activity in the New Year was to get together with their families to watch the Spring Festival Gala. But now this era has become very different. ...
Nowadays, people not only don't watch TV, but everyone has a mobile phone, lying there quietly watching it or playing mobile games. Although it seems that technology is progressing and society is progressing, it has alienated the intimate relationship between relatives.
Long ago, television played an important role in people's lives. It not only provides people with news knowledge, but also provides people with a lot of popular science knowledge and common sense of life. Let people know about the myriad changes in the world without leaving home. Moreover, those news knowledge are generally inaccessible to the outside world and can be reported on TV to let people know. About 30 minutes of news broadcast every day is the best way for people to get in touch with the world. As for the mobile phone, although it can only see for a moment, the reading it causes is only shallow reading. What shallow reading brings to people is not really meaningful, but temporary happiness and enjoyment. In fact, this is very unfavorable to people's reading, thinking, behavior and way. So if you have time, don't stare at that square screen, open your eyes and watch the wonderful world on TV.
But after talking so much about the advantages of TV, I also talked about the disadvantages of TV. First, TV is not easy to carry. The biggest purpose of people using mobile phones is to take out their mobile phones to read news and emails on the road or in their leisure time to meet people's temporary emergency needs. What about the TV? Television can only be placed at home, and it is bulky and inconvenient to transport. And compared with mobile phones, TV can't be connected to the Internet. Although some TVs can be connected to the internet, they are not light enough and small enough, and mobile phones can't meet people's daily needs and lives.
However, in my opinion, TV and mobile phones are the products of this era and will not quit the historical stage. Only when TV and mobile phone are combined with each other, complement each other and complement each other, can the best effect of modern electronic products be exerted.
Excellent composition of mobile phone 12 Hello everyone! I am a mobile phone. I was born among a large group of compatriots. At first, I didn't know what I was, so I timidly asked the man next to me, but he proudly said, "We are mobile phones, high-tech products, we can make phone calls and take pictures ... we have many functions!" . I nodded puzzled. My compatriots and I were transported to the market, and a young man took me away. When I arrived at his house, he couldn't wait to pick me up, looked at me happily over and over again, and then loaded the card and turned it on. Found "WeChat" in the "application market" and downloaded some applications and games. I can do many things! Soon, I will start working!
His favorite is the "circle of friends", which keeps turning all day long. I am proud that I have become the object that my master can't let go of. My master always takes me, touches me and looks at me from time to time! But this pride soon disappeared and I began to worry about my master's health. From the use of the owner, I know that although the mobile phone is good, it is not good for my health to watch it too much. Alas! This is a dilemma. I want to make my master happy and worry about him. One day, I met that arrogant man. He told me that his master stared at him every day and could not rest or work at all. His master often plays games and is addicted to them, which seriously affects his eyesight and leads to myopia. I always play with my mobile phone before going to bed, which leads to poor sleep and I feel very haggard.
After listening to the experiences of my companions, I am afraid that my master and I will become like them. Although it can't be stopped, on behalf of all mobile phones, I appeal to all owners: put down their mobile phones, spend more time with their loved ones and see more beautiful scenery around them!
Today, we held a debate contest with the topic "Do primary and secondary school students need to bring their mobile phones?". This is a controversial topic, during which the discussion is very intense. I don't think it is necessary to bring a mobile phone.
Why? Because carrying a mobile phone has many disadvantages: first, it will affect your study. If you play mobile games in class, it will not only reduce your academic performance, but also make you often distracted. Second, it is easy to cause vision loss. According to statistics, nearsighted children in China have accounted for the majority of the national population. If you were born under the "service" of a mobile phone, then you will become a member of a nearsighted family. Third, the mobile phone, a valuable item, is particularly easy to lose. Taking it to school will cause people to be jealous. If it is stolen, it must be self-inflicted. In other words, the mobile phone is a valuable thing in school. No matter how you protect it, as long as you are not careful, the mobile phone will say goodbye to you and go to other people as a baby. Let me give you an example: once, I saw a news item on the news, saying that a student was playing mobile phone after the first class and was seen by a classmate. The classmate smiled and left. At the end of the second class, students with mobile phones put them in drawers and went out to play with other students. Soon, the classmate who saw him holding a mobile phone before ran to the man's drawer while others were not paying attention and carefully stole the mobile phone. When the owner of the mobile phone came back, he found that the mobile phone was missing and hurried to look for it, but he never expected that it was his classmate who stole it. So I object to the necessity of carrying a mobile phone. If your mobile phone is stolen, can you be happy?
After reading the above viewpoints, you will definitely have some questions or objections. But please remember: please stay away from mobile phones and be a civilized student.
Today, my mother bought me a smart phone. I saw that it was an Apple 7S.
After coming home from school, I ran into the room quickly, closed the door and said to my mother, "Mom, I went back to my room to do my homework." My mother said to me, "Oh, do it quickly!" "I said," I see. "Actually, I'm not doing my homework, but going to play with my mobile phone. I put down my schoolbag as quickly as possible, took out the Apple 7S and played the game-My World. At this point, in my eyes, there are only games.
Three hours later, my mother said, "It's time to eat. Did you hear that? Hurry up! " "See I have no reaction, she opened the door and saw me playing with an apple 7S. She said sternly, "Why did you lie to me and say that you went to my room to do your homework, but you ended up playing games in my room!" " I bowed my head in shame and said to my mother, "I won't dare next time!" " "Mom said," Go and eat! " I had to reluctantly leave my beloved mobile phone. I took a few bites and said, "I'm full!" " "Mom said," Go to the living room to do your homework when you are full! " "I dare not say' no', so I have to do my homework.
When I came back from school the next afternoon, I went to do my homework for fear that my mother would scold me again. My mother came back and saw that I had finished my homework. She said softly, "Go and play for ten minutes!" "I patted my face and felt very painful. I know I'm not dreaming. Mom saw it and said, "After you finish your homework, you will be allowed to play for ten minutes. "I listened, cheered, and then picked up the phone to play mobile games.
In this way, it's only been five days, and there are many wrong questions in the homework. Mom found out and said, "You can only play mobile phones if you make two mistakes in the future. All for your own good! " Spend more time looking up the wrong questions every day. At the end of the term, I got the first place in my class, and my mother agreed to let me play games for half an hour every day!
Mobile phones bring us a lot of happiness, anger, sadness and joy!
On the first day of summer vacation, my father went to the mobile phone supermarket and bought a Samsung mobile phone, which was silvery white and had dual screens. Very beautiful. As soon as it is turned on, the small screen emits blue light, which is 100 times stronger than sapphire.
Don't underestimate this small mobile phone. With this mobile phone, I really enjoyed the whole summer vacation. If nothing else, I am fed up with game addiction (of course, this is only after I finish my homework).
Whenever my father is resting at home, I play with my mobile phone. Playing around really makes me play some tricks. I found that the mobile phone can not only make phone calls, but also play games, and the games in the mobile phone are really varied, such as the mouth of the Tang Dynasty, the snake and Tetris. Among so many games, my favorite is the snake. This game guarantees that you like to play. I'm addicted to it once, and I'll play it again and again. After the game, your achievements will be included in the honor list of snakes. Now I can play the first place every time because of my usual "hard training". But if you often play games, you will also be strongly interfered by your father. What should I do? I found another function of the mobile phone: mute setting, which really helped me. No matter what game I play, I won't make any noise, so I won't attract my father's interference. I can play as I want, and see how you do it. Haha, that's great.
There are many uses of mobile phones, but what I care most about is the game function and mute setting, which makes my summer vacation colorful, but you must remember that you can't delay your study, otherwise I can't bear the blame!
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