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Talk about sex and love

1. Men always think that what women care about most is money; Women always think that what men care about most is sex. In fact, on the contrary, women care most about sex, and men care most about money!

2. It is often what you care about most that you think the other person cares most. It is precisely because women care most about sex that she gives her body to the man she loves most. It is precisely because a man cares about money most that he is willing to spend money for his favorite woman. Men feel that the best way to repay a woman is to give her more money; Women think that the best way to repay a man is to accompany him to unlock various postures.

3. Men feel that the best way to get back at women is to give money to other women. Women think that the best way to get back at men is to sleep with other men. Men are most proud not of how many women they have slept with, but of having a woman who is only willing to let him sleep alone; What a woman is most proud of is not how many men she has, but her men, who are only willing to spend money for her.

4. But the sad reality is that women should never assert how loyal your man is, and men should never think how loyal your woman is. You know, men don't care about loyalty, because the chips of betrayal are too low; Women don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because they are not tempted enough.

5. Sex can make men make money desperately. Money can make a woman take care of her family desperately. Sometimes, women will have sex for money, and men will think she is cheap. Sometimes, men will pay for sex, and women will think he is sexy! But when the love between two people disappears, a woman sleeps with any man, and the man is not angry; Men give money to any woman, and women are not in a hurry.

6. In the face of sex and money, love seems so pale and powerless. A man can choose another woman for sex; A woman can choose another man for money. There is always a woman around a man, and there is always a man behind a woman. Has a man read the woman around you, and does a woman really know the man around you? Women will be spoiled if they lack passion. Do men understand that this is a woman who loves you deeply? Men are irritable when they lack passion. Do women understand that men love you deeply?

7. Women like to pester men like vines, because women like this kind of security and dependence anytime and anywhere, and men are struggling outside, so men want women to be spoiled occasionally; Men like to have women like kings, because men like this kind of possession and conquest anytime and anywhere, and women work hard at home, so women hope men can care more.

8. Gentleness is a woman's nature. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. When a man comes home exhausted, a woman's gentle eyes and shy smile make him feel comfortable. It is a man's nature to be strong. No matter how weak a man is, he has an iron side. When a woman goes home wronged, a man's generous shoulders and solid hugs keep her warm.

9, the sentence of philosophy of life, a successful man must have a great woman behind him, because a man's success is a woman's success; There must be a great man who loves her behind a happy woman, because the happiness of a woman is the happiness of a man! So women are old and young, and the rest of the time belongs to men; Men are busy at work and socializing, and the rest of the time belongs to women.

1. Women are sexual, so women are the comfort of men's hearts after they are tired from work. Men have money, so men's money is the ornament of women's safe. Men fight outside, women are inside, women are injured, men come to comfort, children come to be intimate, but there are no children from men, so men are the reliance of women all their lives. Men are tired, women are considerate, and children are concerned, but children can't be born without women, so women are the sustenance of men all their lives.