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What are the two things you can't live without now?
First of all, mobile phones
As a young man in 2 1 century, mobile phone is undoubtedly my extension and my second life. I take a look at it when I get up early, brush it in the toilet before I go to bed at night, take a look when I wait for someone, and sometimes I have to take a look when I walk (of course, this is not safe and imitation is not recommended). This mobile phone smells good. I once thought I was a serious mobile phone patient and felt hopeless. However, one day I saw a survey that contemporary people spend one-tenth of their time on mobile phones. I instantly felt that I was saved and my mobile phone continued to brush up. Of course, this is just a joke. Mobile phone can bring a lot of convenience, it is my most important reading and communication tool, so it is very important to me, but I still don't think I can be a mobile phone slave.
Second, grandpa Mao
I like grandpa Mao, don't you think I'm red and expert? Do you want to give me the portrait of Chairman Mao hanging at home? Forgive me, I don't want it. Money brings me a sense of security. I can't live without it. This is a fact. Maybe many people will say that you are too vulgar and too realistic. Yes, when I am not a saint and need money in my life, I don't want to get rich overnight. I just want to spend money without regret, for example, I want to help my relatives when they are sick. Money is not the root of all evil, and it is not shameful to be inseparable from money. This society encourages people to make money through proper efforts.
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