Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Talk about it in different ways
Talk about it in different ways
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
Let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve the same prosperity.
4. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion.
Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.
6. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.
7. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
8. Once a diamond was forever, but now one is bankrupt.
10, memory is a form of meeting, and forgetting is a form of freedom.
1 1, others start from zero, and I start from negative numbers.
12, God gave us acne while giving us youth.
13, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.
14, personality determines fate, and brain determines pockets.
15, shy men and women are like eating crazy roasted wings, and their faces are always red.
16 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
17, your majesty, do you still remember Doraemon by Daming Lake 18 years ago?
18, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
19, I am relieved to know that your life is worse than mine.
20. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me.
2 1. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.
22. "When will you invite me to dinner?" "I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later."
23, Taiwan Province province a day not to recover, Lao tze a day but level 4.
24. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.
25. I am very happy. 1.50 yuan, that's enough. Finally, we can surf the Internet again!
26. Fighter in the slag, VIp in the slag.
202 1 These stories are amazing. They are simply the best fighters.
1, listen, I'm not fat, I want to be sexy.
2. Thank you for coming into this world and hurting your friends with me for the rest of your life.
No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.
There are plenty of herbs in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for them.
I didn't forget everything before, I just threw them in the trash can.
6. If you make a mistake, isn't it a crime? Why all the fuss?
7. What a world! I'm a brand you can't afford to wear.
8. It is enough to have an identity when necessary.
9. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.
10, you are so boring. I just looked at you a few more times and boasted that I like you.
1 1, I can afford to put it down, this is my big talk.
12, little me, see through everything with secular eyes.
13, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
14, you have your hopes and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hopes for my persistence.
15, I can spoil you or change you.
16, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.
17, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.
18, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.
19 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.
20. When my brain doesn't understand, I always look for donkeys.
2 1, sorry to make you laugh.
22. It is sugar that tempts me, not that I want to eat it.
23, I am curious, why trample an ant to death, it will not bleed.
I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.
25. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.
26. Baidu can't even search 360 degrees. You are really a cheeky person.
27. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.
28. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.
29. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, but you have to let me wash it for you. Are you ashamed?
30. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.
3 1. Good people just have no time to do bad things.
32, local tyrants, local tyrants, don't abandon me, are we still friends?
33. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.
34. Because of this world, women have a man's heart.
When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I don't have the same language as you.
36. I am not omnipotent. I can't be loved by the person you like.
37. The money is yours, no matter what I am; Your face is yours, but please don't be shameless.
38. No matter how big the official is or how much money he has, the prince is still dragging his feet.
39. Go shopping after class, go to the toilet, no one to accompany, and never go.
40. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.
4 1, I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.
42. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.
43, long without strength, what do you take to compete with others?
44. I can only go too far, only bully, and nothing else.
45. You are not me. Why do you feel the same way?
46. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.
47. Dear, your playboy taught me to give up.
48. My sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care, and my sister's speech doesn't mean I care.
I can learn anything as long as I work hard.
50, my heart is a grave, afraid of death can't be the protagonist.
Become brave in the battle.
Some short and pithy sentences can always inspire people and make them work hard.
1, gain knowledge in learning and be brave in fighting.
If a person is weak, he is his biggest enemy.
3. Go to bed early and get up early, and go to bed late and get up late.
4. The road of fantasy is always for people with faith.
5. Don't give up your dreams and efforts.
My highest principle is that no matter what difficulties I meet, I will not give in.
7. Persistence is the most important, but persistence is the most difficult.
8, there are not many masters, and defeating yourself is the strong one.
9. I want to act at once!
10, the distance has disappeared, either innovate or die.
1 1. Go where they want to go, not where they are now.
12, a man can bear hardships first, and secondly, he can bear hardships.
13, pain often makes the weak world-weary and suicidal, but it makes the strong more awake and energetic.
14, let the process speak, and the process is the only way to turn words into deeds.
15, wealth flies centripetal force.
16, the secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.
17, today's world, who is it?
18, the more a person knows the value of time, the more he feels the pain of losing time.
19, smiling service, sincere hospitality.
20, a porridge and a meal are hard to come by, and a little perseverance is difficult.
2 1, I created it, so I live.
22. The kindest behavior in life is dedication.
23. The only constant in this world is change.
We should be wary of those who scare dogs and children.
25, Lushan treasure hunt; Learn to row in the sea.
26. Face the past with the least regret.
27, gold is not fake, Ferula is not true.
28. Realizing your dreams will not be smooth sailing.
29, running water does not rot, the hub of households.
30. Without the habit of calmness, there will be no healthy body.
An alternative quotation that pokes your heart in mood signature.
1. Both the murderer and the lover like to return to the scene afterwards.
2. The bullet between the eyebrows is gentle.
In fairy tales, the evil queen was once a princess and the stupid emperor was once a prince. Emperors and Empresses are the later stories of princes and princesses.
4, sad, happy soon.
5. The pillow is the closest place to the dream.
6. Childishness is only available to adults.
7. I don't love something because I love it deeply.
8. Because you are you and I am me.
Of all the things that can separate us, death is the best.
10, if you want to see it, Qian Shan can add a postscript, and you can dabble in thousands of waters.
1 1, sunflower and snowman are cute, but they can't understand each other's happiness.
12, getting lost is not because there is no direction, but because there are too many directions.
13, I will give you happiness. This is the beginning of the story. I wish you happiness' This is the end of the story.
14, heart, because there is no one, it seems to be in a state of war.
15, throw away what you don't like and like what you can't throw away.
16. The three words that make people cry most easily in this world are "Don't cry".
17, I loved you at first, and then what? Then we'll be together again.
18, trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but always give the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.
19, Rubik's Cube is a game that starts all over again.
20. People close their eyes to greet themselves.
2 1, selfish people will make any excuses for their actions, and one of the most common excuses is' I am doing it for your own good'.
22. Life suffers from impermanence. Life is still stagnant.
23. If you always think that what you lose is the best, then your best will be lost one by one.
24, don't stare at a person's eyes all the time, it is too easy to reveal the secrets in your eyes.
25. Riding a bicycle has a good grip and a good grasp of life.
26. The quickest way to make someone disappear from you is to bypass yourself first.
There are two kinds of strangers ... those who don't know and those who pretend not to know.
28. Simplicity is not less, but there is no redundancy. Enough is not much, but you happened to be there.
29. Holding you aimlessly.
30. Jealousy is a person's greatest recognition of another person from the heart.
3 1, the clinical manifestations are inconsistent, not stuttering, but lip service.
32. All experiences are self-cultivation. What is worth it is glory.
33. Rolling your eyes in front of the deceased or closing your eyes for him is as natural as closing your eyes when kissing your lover. -love and death are unbearable (w) looking too straight.
34. Happiness will not disappear, but sadness will not stop.
35. Some people forget it occasionally, but miss it on their eyelashes.
36. Fading time is the original color of time.
37. The relationship of fate is not to never leave, but to meet constantly.
38. Everyone is shouting at them that the poor sheep has insomnia.
39. With arms as pillows, where is not a place to sleep?
40. I don't want to go that far forever, I just want to be so close to you.
4 1. Love is the friendship between two patients.
42. Love is when life meets in a short time.
43. Love is bone, and after love it is flesh and blood.
44. When I am closest to your heart, I am farthest from myself.
45, two young people have no guesses, and like to guess the future together. . .
Shall I tell you a secret? -My biggest secret is you.
47. When you try to deceive the world with a smile, and you are actually very happy, will you fall in love with the person who exposes your lies?
Being a happy person was not my plan, but your appearance completely upset my plan.
49. The new mystery novel thinks that crime is just an unconscious spasm ... even killing people doesn't need any special reason, let alone I love you.
50. Either we don't quarrel, or we will quarrel for 60 years like my grandparents.
5 1, let eternity come first, let us follow closely.
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