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Women, I talk the most.

Do you know what I want to be most now? I want to be a big bird, a big bird, and fly to your side as soon as I fly.

As long as I can be with you, it's not a pity to lose everything.

I am willing to give up everyone's ambiguity and wait for an uncertain future!

Never need to think, never forget … I will think of you when I am tired.

Happiness is to walk hand in hand to the end of life.

In my heart, your happiness is my biggest dream.

There is always someone in this world who is your yearning and your warmth. The kite ran aground on a cloudy day, and I was still waiting for help. I'm pulling the string to relive your tenderness.

Miss you like a song, flying; Miss you like a river, flowing; Miss you like a cloud; Floating; I think you are a kiss, and it feels very comfortable. Miss you is not frozen, miss you forever. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so that you can leave the pain to me and make you less painful! Leave all the pain to me!

Did you feel my heart beating on the Internet? You know I love you very much, but the distance of space makes it impossible for us to get together. Our hearts are closely linked, but our hands are out of touch. I really love you!

I found that my biggest weakness is that I have no money.

1. Computer, don't try to seduce me. I have homework.

2. The most important person in life, the person you should care about most, is only yourself.

3. Many women's brain cells die in front of the wardrobe and on the menu.

The most precious thing in the world is not the lack or loss, but the happiness that can be grasped now.

Don't compare me with anyone. I'm not anyone's shadow, let alone anyone's substitute.

6. A shy boy was studying in the classroom and saw a girl he liked very much. Seeing the girl leaving after reading the book, the shy boy blushed and accosted: Can my classmate lend me 10 yuan for noodles? I lost my wallet in the dormitory. This is my student ID card. Please give me my mobile phone number and I'll pay you back later. The girl thought for a moment and said, OK. When he was saving money, the boy said, if I can borrow 20 yuan, I'll treat you to a bowl, too.

7. The more correct you are, the more people will talk about you behind your back. The better you live, the more people laugh at you behind your back. The stronger you become, the more people will attack you from behind. But what does it matter? As long as my family and my lover can be happy every day. I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

8. Time always leaves the best people to the last one.

9. Some things come to an end after a while. Some people, with a hard blow, forget. It's a little bitter. It melts with a smile. If you have the heart, you will be strong when you are injured.

10. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.

1 1. There are some things I pretend not to know. I pretended not to hear something. Some people, I pretend to smile at you.

12. You cried and told me that Baidu is all a lie, and papaya can't get breast enhancement at all.

13. Get high with me! Radisson, traitors, ladies and gentlemen, please raise your hands and let me see your hands, ok? Verb compassion, verb compassion, AV8D, the friends above are with me, 10,000, spit, crush, Buddha, busy! Summer summer passed quietly, driving a tractor, crushing you, crushing you, and not letting you breathe ~ ~ The song is over, and the applause is casual!

14. When a man quarrels with a woman, the man's fraternity will persuade him to make up with the woman, while the woman's best friend will only persuade her to break up with him!

15. My son and I discussed: Mom, the guests in our family don't always talk about me during the Spring Festival, save me some face. I smiled and said, you should behave yourself. The son said: I must be excellent. I asked: What if someone asks you about your grades? The son said: You should ask him about the year-end bonus quickly and make him speechless.

16. Sometimes when you ask a question, the other person keeps dodging, which is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.

17. The most gratifying thing for people: parents are alive, two or three confidants, lovers who can't be stolen.

18. When a boy is infinitely tolerant of you, you must cherish it. He doesn't lose his temper with you, not because he has no temper. Every time he is unhappy, he will say to you: I'm sorry, I was wrong not because he really felt that he was wrong, but because he loved you and let you go. Don't let men always apologize to you. Men's self-esteem is very important, and they know how to respect boys. Otherwise, no matter how good a man is, he will be scared away by unruly and willful girls.

19. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

20. Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

2 1. I cherish my friend who helped me when I fell, and the dog that stepped on my foot would kill him when I fell.

22. Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class. We all miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together. . .

23. I have always smelled like a cute primary school bully. I want to brush the questions to feed it, but recently I found that it is starving.

24. If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, I will either be abducted or my mother will be with me.

25. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey hey, the cat smiled. You'll know when you get fat.

If one day, my talk is not updated frequently, it will prove that I am doing well.

27. This class organized an outing. A fat girl was enjoying the cool under a tree when a spider landed on her. A child saw it, pointed to the fat girl and said nervously, there are spiders, there are spiders! Fat sister is angry, you are the fucking pig, and your whole family is a pig!

28. Except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can celebrate any holiday as Valentine's Day.

29. The goddess means uncomfortable. Then there were more than a dozen comments, meaning that she was going to die. The next day, she just added a few praises!

30. I found that my biggest weakness is money.

3 1. Tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness. Smiling is sometimes an unspeakable pain.

32. Boys think smoking, drinking and fighting are very handsome, while girls think their black silk skirts are beautiful in makeup. In fact, boys think refreshing and generous girls are the most beautiful, while girls think sunny and clean boys are the most handsome. This is a fact.

You are the most important thing in my heart.

You are the most important thing in my heart.

I am constantly changing myself for you. Maybe I am a little immature and took a detour, but please believe that you are the most important in my heart.

2. Mom, I love you and I love you. In the future, I will listen carefully and love you. In fact, you love me more than I thought. Today, I feel ashamed and guilty. You will always be the most important person in my heart. I will take good care of you in the future.

Third, in fact, every dispute is a big outbreak of negative emotions. I want to see how important you are in my heart. You're wrong. You lost. I told you, you are the most important.

4. Passing through your world, I want to watch it with you. I didn't expect the cinemas to go offline, so we won't meet again. I watched it online today. Many pictures are familiar, as if they have seen us once. It is said that college is the best time of my life. It is really beautiful to have you. There is no pig's infatuation, no spear's romance, no old love, but you have always been the most important in my heart. I did a lot of irrational things after breaking up, so I won't apologize to you. Isn't it good to end up with a little resentment? Sincerely bless you: be a good person and be happy.

You are the most important thing in my heart in this life. How lucky I am to meet you.

6. In the other person's heart, the person you love is the most important. You are in my heart, I am in your heart, and mutual love is in your heart! Don't care what others think or think!

Seven, you are in my heart from the past to the present, you are more important than anyone else.

Yuan Yuan, whenever and wherever, you will always be the most important thing in my heart. No one can replace it. Rest assured.

Nine, you once said everything about me. Today, you and I live alone, and I found the person who lit me up. Although I may still have you in my heart, it doesn't matter anymore, because after all, you are not the most important, and she has replaced you in my heart.

10. Every time I see you together, I try to avoid being disturbed. I don't want to be a third wheel. Most importantly, I don't want to see your heart hurt too much when you get along sweetly. Now that you have broken up, I still dare not say anything. You are too important in my heart.

XI。 What is a breakup? Breaking up is two people who love each other no matter how much they love each other. It doesn't matter from now on. Even if you die one day, the other party will not know, and if they know, they will not shed a tear for you. The biggest lie in this world is that I love you, and you are the most important thing in my heart.

Twelve, people get along with each other, the most important thing is to straighten the position, and communication is easy. In this way, you won't be hurt by your deep feelings of disappointment, and you won't be flattered by others' momentary true feelings. Don't be embarrassed because I know where I am in your heart, don't be embarrassed because I know where you are in my heart, don't be embarrassed because I know where you are in my heart, and don't know who's relationship with whom will not be good forever, and no one will be bad forever. Relaxation is self-aware, and it is most important to get along easily.

Thirteen, don't say have a good trip! You are in the deepest part of my heart! Today is the most important day in my life! Jimmy, you didn't leave me. I will always pay attention to you, Weibo, just for you! After listening to your songs all night, I searched your headlines all night and missed you all night! Hello, Oba!

You regret leaving us. What happened? We can't go back. In my heart, you are always the most important.

I know you are there, and you are there. If I want to find you, I can definitely see you, but you bother me and you hate me. The saddest thing is that you don't love me anymore. Even if I miss you again, I can't disturb you casually. You have your new world. You are the most important position in my heart, you are my friend, but I can't see everything about you, and every day I open it is blank. I don't feel sad and moved by such love, nor do I ask for anything in return.

Sixteen, I woke up this morning to chat with Brother Lei. I said you are the most important thing in your mother's heart, and she listens to you. Brother Lei squinted and replied: You are the most important in my heart, and I listen to you. WK, I didn't say it when I was in love. I burst into tears in an instant.

Seventeen, my dearest KY, I want to tell you that in my heart, no one can replace you. You are the most important to me, I am very satisfied with you, and I love you forever.

18. Today is Thanksgiving. First of all, I thank the people I love for protecting each other, thank my sincere friends again, and most importantly, thank my baby Yang Yang for taking good care of you. In my heart, you will always be the first and irreplaceable. Grateful for the free contribution of air, sunshine and nature!

19, dear sister, in my heart, you are always as important as sweetness! No matter what others do, we are the most important. There is a saying that what is left is the most important thing! And we have never left, and we will never ~ Life is like this-there will always be mixed feelings. Some people ask her to drift with the wind for what, and then look back after the storm-that's just a fart! You said you would feel wronged when you saw me, but I did it-I love you more because I can't be with you.

Twenty, since then, you have become the most important secret in my heart. Why do you like pink because my male god is kimi Kimi?

21. We have been best friends from the beginning. You know me and I support you. I know you, you are in my heart. Until now, you are still the most important part in my heart, but time and reality are really cruel. I decided from my heart that as long as I can help you in the future, I will redouble my efforts, but I will not accompany you to the end ~ thank you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I have no priority in my heart, you! This is the most important thing. Compared with this time, it's more about coping, but I snubbed you. I'm really sorry, but I love you, I really love you, and it's really hard to hear what you said. You have your reasons and it's my fault, but you have to believe that you are the most important thing in my heart. I will give you more time after this time.

23. Persuasion by friends is one thing, but feelings in my heart are another. From beginning to end, I hope I am the only one for you. What can I do to graduate quickly? I can't do anything at school. If it gets any worse, I'll still hold a grudge against you. Although all my friends around me reject you, your position in my heart is still the most important. Keep this feeling, but it's still green.

24. I missed you in those years of quiet drowning. There is a big monster that was sealed in my mind before it came to fight with me. Are we antagonistic or open now? Observing and feeling where you are is not the most important thing. The one who can give you and yourself the best hug is you in my heart.

No one can match your position in my heart. Even if you marry me, you are still the most important person in my heart. You are so important, but I won't look back.

Twenty-six, this time, I was really wrong! I have sinned, I have atoned, I have, I have changed! The most important thing is baby, you are really heavy in my heart. Give me a chance to turn over a new leaf, and I will never let you down again.

Twenty-seven, I'm leaving tomorrow. There are too many things I can't bear to part with. I want to call your son and hug you as before. Maybe I am a real dog basket in your heart, but you have always been the most important person in my heart. Maybe what I say now is in your eyes, even if it is the whole game, I will do it for the last time. I think about you all the time. No matter what you become, you are my good son. I look forward to seeing you next time. I won't let you down.

Twenty-eight, meeting you. Is the greatest luck in my life. Like you. Is the most correct choice I have ever made. Whatever happens. You are always the most important in my heart. The most indispensable. I will always be your Tibetan mastiff. Always guarding you. Never leave. Be with you forever.

I don't know where I am in your heart, but I know that you are the most important position in my heart.

Are you happy today? The most important thing for you to be happy is to smile often. It doesn't matter. You are a lucky little prince. I don't want more from you. That's very kind of you. You are the best in my heart.

Thirty-one, all kinds of past events are finally worth saying that you always occupy the most important position in my heart, and the blame has finally turned into understanding! You said that not everyone can be a passer-by, and I am a passer-by who you can't cross. The past is the past, and there is no way to recover it. It's my turn to turn around and leave this time! Goodbye to the city, goodbye to the young and ignorant self, goodbye to the person who doesn't know how to cherish me.

I'm really afraid of losing you. You are the most important thing in my heart. I can't live without you. Even my best friend can't replace you. Do you know how sad I am that you ignored me? Because I like you, what happened last night caused a mess in my mind. I didn't sleep well all night. I really can't be stimulated anymore. Don't hurt me psychologically, okay?

Once, I thought I liked you just because I thought I was self-righteous, but I smiled at me several times, but I couldn't hide my red face. I found that the best love for you, the most important place in my heart, is that you become the best yourself because of each other.

I like you, not because you are an idol, but because you like and love your family. I will never be a fan of yours. I want you to be as important as all my most important people in my heart, so I want you to be healthy, happy and happy, and always remember to keep your bright smile. Maybe I am just a little star in your place, but it is because of the existence of countless stars like me that you have become more. Always support you where you don't know.

Honey, you are the most beautiful and wonderful thing in my heart. Your health and happiness are the most important. May your wife be lively and happy every day.

36. In my heart, you are always the most important. I have chest tightness and pain for five days. The more I think about it, the more worried I am. I hope it will get better tomorrow, but the doctor still has to see it. It's better to check it out and feel at ease.

The most important thing for two people to be together is that you are in my heart and I am in the room.

38. I thought I was angry, and I didn't know that it was the most important thing to let you know that I was fine until my mobile phone died. I'm afraid that if you are in a hurry, you will make more mistakes. You are more important in my heart than other people's chat records. Those are nothing. I only have you, dear you!

Honey, you are still the most important and favorite man in my heart.

I have you in my heart and you have me in your heart.

1, acquaintance is fate, knowing each other is happiness, and loving each other is nature. Let's cherish the present and spend every day happily forever.

Maybe I am not your only choice, but I am willing to use my life to make you feel that choosing me is also your best choice!

3. Meet when you are unfamiliar, and break up when you are familiar. Let's meet all difficulties and challenges with wisdom and enthusiasm. Victory and success are beckoning to us.

Maybe love is a bitter wine, but there is a sweetness in it.

5. Emotions can be changed; When I meet you in a strange city, the street lights are blurred like an uneasy heart, and the moonlight turns into a heavy rain; This rain is more violent, milder and more magnificent than the rainy season in the south.

6. No matter now or in the future, no matter what changes we have, you are always the pain in my heart and the only love in my heart!

7, acquaintance, acquaintance, companionship, we have spent two Spring Festival together, but I am not enough, because I want to go through this life with you.

8. Acquaintance is fate, knowing each other is bliss, and loving each other is nature. Let's cherish the present and spend every day happily forever.

9. Knowing each other is fate, knowing each other is continuation, and staying together is fate. It was fate that brought us together! I hope we can keep going, from origin to extinction, from extinction to extinction. ...

10, now I can't kiss you with my lips, so I have to ask for text information to convey this kiss in words! !

1 1. If you like someone, you should be more practical and sincere inside. You don't have to expect to receive many points, only care about whether you have paid it completely, even if it hurts to pieces.

12, the greatest happiness in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. I can't have you, but I still love you …

13, I like you to hang up first, so that I can rest assured. However, people who die later will always have some regrets and losses. So I'd rather keep this loss to myself, as long as you are happy.

14 I want to tell you that I may not be the best person for you, but I must be the one who loves you the most. I hope you can understand and cherish it. Carry love to the end and never part.

15. A woman walked alone for so long on this cold rainy night. What she wants is simple, just a safe arm that she can rely on for a lifetime. That's enough.

16, a warm letter, a bag of sweetness, a bag of happiness, a bucket of health, a box of peace, a basket of happiness, a grain of love, plus my full blessing, I hope you will be happy forever after receiving this short message!

17, maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you.

18, because of you, spring is blooming, because your summer night is cool, because your autumn moon is bright, because your winter snow is falling. My seasons are beautiful because of you, and my world is wonderful because of you!

19, because love is the love I can't bear to pay; Therefore, waiting is the waiting I can't bear to pay; These loves, these waits, are not your own in the end!

20, an accidental feeling, wrapped in acacia; In the confused desert, we look for smoke; On a familiar old wall, we drew a shadow sail, and I found love where we stopped.

2 1, I pray for you every day-my love! Indulge in every inch of your skin. Kiss you from head to toe-every inch of your skin.

22. Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, life is full of smiles, because of you, my world is brilliant!

23. Love you all my life. I did it even though there were too many obstacles. Because I know you are my waiting in this life. Really, I never regret falling in love with you.

24, a spoony, two long sorrows, full screen three feet, hard to complain about acacia at four o'clock, internal injuries at five o'clock; June filariasis, July peony, August broken osmanthus, broken nine songs withered, very heartbroken

25. I am not lonely when I am with you. Wipe it off for me when I cry. When I was cold, you held me in your arms. I'm not lonely, honey, I love you! !

26. Meeting you made me understand the romance of the whole spring; Before I put down my bag, I peeled off my heart layer by layer in the direction of my dream, just like a lotus flower. You are the old site full of hints, which makes my heart ache.

27. Write the name of the person you love on white paper, put it in the palm of your hand, then gently blow it three times and put it under the pillow. You can dream about him or her when you dream.

Maybe it is wrong to love you, but I don't regret falling in love with you. I hope I can meet you again in my next life! Since I love you, I don't regret it. I am willing to stay with you forever and love you with my life!

29. I want to get drunk, but I'm worried about being rude; Want to go, but there is no place to step on; I want to fly, but I can only bury my wings; I want to love, but I can't find the courage to love; I miss you, but I always sit at the window in a daze. ...

30. In front of you, why not? I'm so stupid and incoherent. I want to say, "I ...

3 1, in that distant hometown, there is a bosom friend, and I will swear to hug you.

32, dripping, indelible tears; Long, lovesick! Acacia tears, can also gently fall on the hair tip, drenched in the heart?

I know we can only be friends, but my love remains the same. As long as one day you need my love, I will always be by your side, even if my shoulders are still open for you.

I just want a little bit of your love, a little bit of your kiss and a little bit of your heart. Let me put me in your heart and let you blow my head off in my ear with your breath forever!

35. Hold your lover's hand and follow me gently; Holding the hand of the little secret, delicious as spirits; Holding the pheasant's hand, excited and trembling; Hold your wife's hand, and your left hand holds your right hand.

Whether you hate or love, whether you are bitter or happy, I will leave you the warmest and most beautiful place in my heart. As long as you are knocking at the door, I will hold you in my arms, because I love you forever.

I know you want me to be strong. In fact, I am very strong, but I think I can't be strong when I lose you and the person I love most.

38. Seeing you for a second puzzled me. Seeing you for a minute makes me miss you all night. Seeing you for an hour worries me. Seeing you all day is like seeing you crossing Sanqiu.

39. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

40. I know you are avoiding me at this time. You really can't forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love with you.

4 1, I really want to be your mobile phone: I will always hold it in your hand, often hear your voice, and I can also take pictures of the beautiful scenery you see and keep me in my heart forever.

42. Holding hands is two hands; Two hearts are beating, but the rhythm is the same-because you are kissing me-because I am kissing you.

43. I hope all the women in the world will become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!

44. I hope there is only pure hope in my life, only a steady and slow growth. I like the colors washed away by years, I like songs that I have never sung, and I prefer to be in love with people who read short messages for life!

45. I looked out in the dark and hesitated in the waiting. As long as a little starlight can light up my direction, will you light up my heart and accompany me through the journey of life forever?

46. liking someone is a feeling. It's true that you don't like someone. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. My love for you is also indescribable. I love you.

47, meet each other, only increase sorrow; Hearing this news, it was only a moment of acacia; You know, you and I have long been connected! I have you in my heart and you have me in your heart.

I am a cloud. In summer, the sun asked me: Why are you blocking my light? I said: I want to give her a piece of coolness. In winter, the sun asked me: Why did you hide your body again? I said: I want her to bathe in the warm sunshine.

49. The beautiful wind in summer and the warm sunshine in winter hold you in the rocking chair. The distant bell floats leisurely, bypassing your soft shoulders and hiding in your green hair! Are you okay?

50. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.