202 1 funny story: I once dreamed of going to the world with my sword, but I didn't go because of too much homework.

1. I wish someone would accompany you from place to place, while I count money comfortably at home.

In addition to being sentimental in the middle of the night, I was beaten by my mobile phone.

I'm afraid of being blown into others' arms by a typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit.

Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

6. I hope the mobile phone can understand something, and don't drag me to stay up late with it.

7. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces away.

8. After the roommate left, it was like losing the pig in the pigsty at home.

9. The class teacher found that two children in the class were in puppy love. She didn't bother to ask her parents or educate her, so she directly put the two children at the same table as the most beautiful girl and the most handsome Zheng Tai in the class. A week later, the young couple's puppy love ended in suspicion and jealousy.

10. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless.

1 1. If you don't do it well, you will work all night.

12. If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, maybe God will turn on the air conditioner.

13. I once dreamed of going to the world with my sword, but I didn't go because of too much homework.

14. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you in the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

15. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.

16. I don't have a cat or dog to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

17. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

18. Every time someone asks for directions, I point blindly. First, I don't know the way at all. Second, I want to teach the world a lesson. Don't just believe that people are beautiful.

19. It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

20. I want to be addicted to studying, lose weight day by day and get rich.

2 1. I don't return every second for a reason. There is a time difference between us in heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

22. Touch your conscience and say, you choose to love me or eat shit.

23. In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

24. I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

25. Why are your hands so cold? Maybe it's because I am the legendary jade bone of Ice Muscle.

26. The most perfect play I have ever played is pretending to understand in class.

27. When I like you, I think you are awesome at eating shit. When I don't like you, you eat shit, and I still think you are quite powerful. Anyway, if you eat shit, I think you are awesome Tell me something interesting about homework.

1, homework, I'm not familiar with you, don't befriend, while playing.

2. Teacher, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to visit my ancestors' graves. What do you mean by assigning so much homework? Can you bear it if your ancestors are angry?

You don't want me in summer vacation, but you can't leave me at school! Now the school doesn't want me, they let me do my homework.

4. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you. Do more questions if you have nothing to do. Can you call our teacher and ask?

5, look at the rest of your homework, then look at the calendar, it's over, it's over, it's over.

6, homework is the pain of breathing, he lives in everyone's heart, translating ancient Chinese will hurt, the topic will hurt, and even reading will hurt.

7. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

8. People who don't want to do their homework get up!

9. In the eyes of parents, doing homework 1 hour is one minute, playing computer for one minute is one hour, doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will make your eyes blind.

10, teacher, can't you leave less homework? We are all exhausted. Who will give you a Christmas present?

1 1, homework 3, please respect yourself, I have a winter vacation.

12, I watched my homework for a minute, then my mobile phone became jealous, and then I coaxed my mobile phone for an hour.

13, copying homework is plagiarism, but borrowing, borrowing, copying and pasting.

14, my wish for starting school is to do less homework, get better grades, grow taller and lose weight.

15. I always hear this sentence at school: if you are wrong, don't look for me.

16, I can only say that I am too handsome. My homework sticks to me every day, but I just don't like her.

17, homework is like a wave of zombies, the more you hit him, the more you hit him!

18, it takes 1 hour to fall asleep at night, 10 minute to fall asleep in class, 5 minutes to do homework, and only half a second to lie down in the morning.

19, homework loading failed, please take a new holiday at school!

20. Children who haven't done their homework will surely achieve great things, because you are as calm as water.

2 1, teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not hand it in?

22. On the first day of school, it's not the homework, it's the reason, right?

23. It's very kind of you, teacher. You still send so much homework on Mid-Autumn Festival. Really.

24. Thank you very much to the class representatives who sheltered us from doing our homework.

25, three days and three nights, three pounds of homework!

26. If you see with your own eyes that a big tree in the sky has become a pile of exercise books, do you still have the mind to do your homework? If you don't sell it, you won't be killed!

27. Cherish life and stay away from summer homework.

28. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

29, computer, mobile phone, TV, stay away from me, I am a person with homework.

When I do my homework, my mother always pretends not to see. When I finished, she said, I haven't done my homework yet.

3 1. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework yet. Can you postpone the start date?

32, summer homework didn't write anything! Son, you are calm enough.

You are so calm about the children's papers that you haven't even moved your homework.

34. The teacher always says that copying your homework is hurting you. Bullshit! Copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates, so we should cherish it!

How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.

36. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

37. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

38. What is the homework? Is it edible?

39. Watch it again. Watch it again. Have you finished your homework? Don't do it yet.

40. Who left behind his homework? I asked you to write it for me for free.

4 1, the exam is coming, and the homework is more than one subject. Is the teacher retaliating in disguise that we are not serious in class at ordinary times?

42. Going to school means doing homework until one or two in the morning and getting up at four or five in the morning to recite words and ancient poems.

43. The basic morality of copying homework is to copy it, no matter right or wrong.

44. You rolled back your homework. Can you roll it again? Stay away from me.

45. Do homework and watch TV. This is fucking life.

46. Homework Jun, we really don't fit in. I have an appointment with Xia Tianjun. Please don't bother me again.

47. I want to cry, and I will go to school soon, only to find that my homework has not been finished. A sad baby can't afford to be hurt.

48, homework, let's break up, we are really not suitable, this can not be forced. I don't like you, but I like him Teacher, you can't hit a mandarin duck.

49. What the Lun family hates most is homework. They all said they didn't like it, and they insisted on pestering me to do it. It's shameless.

50. The most shameless person I have ever met is summer homework. I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to let me.

5 1, Homework Jun, shall we break up? I don't love you, you know? Is it interesting that you still haunt me every day?

It's very kind of the teacher to leave us so much homework during the holiday! Do you want us to thank you? Or hate you?

53. I wish myself not to die when I start school, not to sleep in class, not to copy my homework, not to make trouble with my friends, and my grades will soar. Oh, this report is killing me.

54. I'm a rookie, and I'm kind in nature. I'm a hero if I don't do my homework. What should I do if the teacher hits me? I can't do it with a kitchen knife, but God, you can find Altman.

55. Long live the children's shoes that were not written in the summer homework.

56, be careful I did you! Shameless homework.

57. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

58. School started, and I was busy making up my homework in the first class in the morning.

59. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test paper can circle the earth three times in a row for nine years. The number of global assignments is leading, and good grades are of course more popular.

Tell me something interesting about doing homework.

1, when is the homework? 2, three days and three nights, three pounds of homework!

3. What is the homework? Is it edible?

4. Cherish life and stay away from summer homework.

5. People who get up and don't want to do their homework!

6. You are so calm about your children's papers that you haven't touched your homework.

7. Long live the children's shoes that were not written in the summer homework.

8. I'll fuck you! Shameless homework.

9. Who left behind his homework? I asked you to write it for me for free.

10, homework loading failed, please take a new holiday at school!

1 1. Do your homework and watch TV. This is fucking life.

12. How happy children will be if their homework can be copied.

13, I didn't write anything on my summer homework! Son, you are calm enough.

14, homework 3, please respect yourself, I have a winter vacation.

15, school started, and the first class in the morning was busy making up homework again.

16, homework, I'm not familiar with you, don't befriend, play at the same time.

17, homework is like a wave of zombies, the more you hit him, the more you hit him!

18, the basic morality of copying homework is to copy it no matter right or wrong.

19, the first day of school, it's not the homework, is it?

20. Watch it again. Watch it again. Have you finished your homework? Don't do it yet.

2 1, that's very kind of you, teacher. You still send so much homework on Mid-Autumn Festival. Really.

22. Thank you very much to the class representatives who sheltered us from doing our homework.

23, computer, mobile phone, TV, stay away from me, I am a person with homework.

24. You rolled back your homework. Can you roll it again? Stay away from me.

25. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework. Can you postpone the start date?

26. I can only say that I am too handsome. My homework sticks to me every day, but I just don't like her.

27. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

28, the phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

29. When I was at school, I always heard this sentence when I borrowed my homework from my classmates: Don't look for me if you are wrong.

30. Copying homework means plagiarism, while copying homework means learning, copying and pasting.

3 1, look at your remaining homework, and then look at the calendar. It's over, it's over, it's over.

32. Children who haven't done their homework will surely achieve great things, because your mind is as calm as water.

33. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

34. I watched my homework for a minute, then my mobile phone became jealous, and then I coaxed my mobile phone for an hour.

When I do my homework, my mother always pretends not to see. When I finished, she said, I haven't done my homework yet.

36. Coming to school early every day seems to love learning, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

38. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

39. Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. Wow, I'm going to copy again. There is too much homework to stop.

40. Teacher, can't you leave less homework? We are all exhausted. Who will give you a Christmas present?

4 1, the exam is coming, and the homework is more than one subject. Is the teacher retaliating in disguise that we are not serious in class at ordinary times?

42. I want to cry, and I will go to school soon, only to find that my homework has not been finished. A sad baby can't afford to be hurt.

43. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

44. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you. Do more questions if you have nothing to do. Can you call our teacher and ask?

45. Homework Jun, shall we break up? I don't love you, you know? Is it interesting that you still haunt me every day?

46. Homework Jun, we really don't fit in. I have an appointment with Xia Tianjun. Please don't bother me again.

47. The most shameless person I have ever met is summer homework. I told you I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to let me.

48. Going to school means doing homework until one or two in the morning and getting up at four or five in the morning to recite words and ancient poems.

49. It's very kind of the teacher to leave us so much homework during the holiday! Do you want us to thank you? Or hate you?

50. What the Lun family hates most is homework. They all said they didn't like it, and they insisted on pestering me to do it. It's shameless.

5 1, I wish myself not to die when I start school, not to sleep in class, not to copy my homework, not to make trouble with my friends, and my grades will soar. Oh, this report is killing me.

You don't want me in the summer vacation, but you can't leave me at school! Now the school doesn't want me, they let me do my homework.

53. The teacher always says that copying your homework is hurting you. Bullshit! Copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates, so we should cherish it!

54. Teacher, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to visit my ancestors' graves. What do you mean by assigning so much homework? Can you bear it if your ancestors are angry?

55. Homework is the pain of breathing. He lives in everyone's heart. Translating ancient Chinese is very painful, so is reading.

56. If you see with your own eyes that all the trees in the sky have turned into piles of exercise books, do you still have the mind to do your homework? If you don't sell it, you won't be killed!

57. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test paper can circle the earth three times in a row for nine years. The number of global assignments is leading, and good grades are of course more popular.

58. The beginning of life is a natural good person. He is a hero if he doesn't do his homework. What if the teacher hits me? I can't do it with a kitchen knife. God, you should go to Altman.

59. It takes 1 hour to fall asleep at night, 10 minutes to fall asleep in class, 5 minutes to fall asleep in homework, and only half a second to lie down in the morning.

60. Let's separate our homework. We really don't fit in. We can't force it. I don't like you, but I like him Teacher, you can't hit a mandarin duck.

6 1. In the eyes of parents, 1 hour of homework is one minute, and one minute of playing computer is one hour. Doing homework for 24 hours won't hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will make your eyes blind.

Talk too much about homework

Talk about the humor of too much homework. 1. Damn, I'm angry! Why so much homework!

I found mistakes when I copied my homework, but I was always too lazy to correct them, which only showed that I respected originality.

3. Thanks to the class representatives who once sheltered our homework!

4. Uncle C-"Teacher, you forgot to assign homework." Don't think too much about meeting such people. Have class together!

These days, no puppy love, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.

6. What about the homework you haven't written so far?

7. teacher! ! Look, there are flying saucers. . Teacher, not good! It took the homework! I can stop doing it.

8. In the eyes of parents, 1 hour of homework is one minute, and one minute of playing computer is one hour. Doing homework for 24 hours doesn't hurt your eyes, and playing computer games for 24 minutes.

I have put my homework on the balcony and waited for the typhoon.

10. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less. . .

1 1. Today's challenge is to do your summer homework while chewing dazzling gum. Still boring? TM summer homework can't be finished.

12. Children's shoes,

13. Where are the children with unfinished homework! !

14. What should I do if I am tired of class and homework and can't get up on holiday?

15. Teacher, it took me two months to conceive my homework. By rights, I should be confined to the moon.

Talk too much about homework. Classic article 1. With so much homework in the summer vacation, my friends and I were stunned.

2. [Teacher, it's not that I don't do my homework, but that I have an intensive phobia and dare not do my homework. ]

They say that you will be stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? Impossible,

After graduation, we have nothing, no homework and no friends, but the hot summer vacation has cooled our hearts.

Those who haven't done their summer homework yet will certainly make great achievements in the future, because they are more calm than the average person. .

6. Summer vacation is not to have fun, but to do your homework quickly.

7. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and the student homework contest is the Great Wall!

8. If only the homework could be copied and pasted.

9. New wish for starting school: less homework, good grades, growing taller and thinner! Has it

10. Copying homework means copying, at best, borrowing, learning, copying and pasting.

1 1. The homework for summer vacation is that students write for one month and teachers write for one month.

12. Why is the winter vacation not as long as the summer vacation? Because it expands with heat and contracts with cold. Why is there so much homework? Because thermal expansion and cold contraction will not change the quality.

13. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

14. Summer vacation, Xiansen, we must love each other until we are old. Let's rule out the mistress named summer homework first!

15. I really want to have no homework two days a week.

About the problem of too much homework, let's start with Rewen 1. I know why someone will shout "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework" because he has finished his homework.

2. We always have endless homework, endless resentment, endless fat people, endless grandfathers, endless S.B., endless fathers,

People who do homework are very tired.

Actually, I think the summer homework named "Happy Summer Vacation" is the same as the cigarette case that says "Smoking is harmful to health".

5. Ancestor ~ I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask him?

6. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, rebel puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and met many dogs.

7. Every time I ask someone to copy my homework, that person always says, "If you are wrong, don't come to me!"

8. When borrowing homework from a classmate with good grades, he will always reply to you: "I scribbled"!

9. How wonderful it would be if there were no schools, no teachers, no textbooks, no definitions and no homework in this world.

10. Lord, help me. Is it easy for me to spend my summer vacation? I have made up a holiday class, but there is still so much homework. Give me a knife and kill me, so happy!

1 1. Girl, when I think about homework, I want to blow myself up! Leave me alone and let me die. 100% pure and pollution-free.

12. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

13. Life is like an exercise book. You never know what is right until you draw a big cross on it.

14. Look at the rest of your homework, and then look at the calendar. It's over. You are in trouble. You are in trouble.

15. Let's separate our homework. I find that we are not suitable for each other.

16. Who stipulates that students must wear school uniforms, who stipulates that students must take exams, who stipulates that students must do homework, who stipulates that students must love learning, who stipulates that.

17. With our negative attitude towards homework, we should cancel our homework qualification.

18. Test paper, homework, let's break up. I don't think we are really suitable.

19. I am ignorant, and I have to catch up with my homework so late. I have a hard life and a beautiful girl. I am willing to give everything for you!

20. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.