The last issue of April's classic personality mood phrases

The last issue of April's classic personality mood phrases

1. Black you, just don't want to see the screen names of you and her lover.

I really want to slap my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away.

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

It's not that I won't delete you I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

5. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like coquettish.

6. Every couple was a fool before they fell in love, but they all became poets after being dumped.

7. Many couples see the window when chatting. . . >, and give up what you want to say, wait for the other party to say it first.

8. One day, when love meets friendship, what's the use of asking it? Friendship replied, "Wipe away the tears you shed."

9. It is better to be a child. One candy is enough to forget everything.

10. When breaking up, the most hurtful sentence: You are all right, I am not.

1 1. If I tell you to go out, you go out. I don't know if it will be okay for you to come over and hold on for a while (this is the warmest sentence I have ever seen)

12. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later-people who can't find time to fall in love will find time to date sooner or later.

13. I heard that you had a bad life, so I sat at the door and played all day.

14. These days, no matter Sohu or sogou, cats can't understand.

15. The fiercest quarrel lasts only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes.

16. Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

17. Friendship-what a warm word-has so many reasons-prevention or not.

18. The conductor gave me a ticket to 20xx ... my wife lost it there.

20.- Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po are lovers? One is in love. A world of mortals.

2 1. I am simple. -As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

22. I often tell myself that when I am wronged, tears should be swallowed in my stomach. Tears are for yourself, not for others.

23. What is a blue face? Su Peisheng is a poor blue face.

One day, I will hold my strength in my hand and kill all the dogs that have betrayed me.

25. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.

26. Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

I also hope that someone will follow me when I am sad, even if he doesn't say a word.

28. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

29. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, is it better to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

30. How many people have I perfunctory?

3 1. Is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early?

32. "How many people's youth did a network cable earn?"

33. Sometimes I pretend I don't want it because I can't get it.

34. Nothing loses temperament and nothing loses character.

35. First Big Wolf, then Liu Yiyang, then Su Peisheng, girls, who do you want?

36. Men always want to be a woman's first man. Women always want to be the last woman of men.

37. How many times have you said I love you and how many people have changed?

38. Excuse me, Miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

39. Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together.

40. winter vacation homework is: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading. .

4 1. Connecting Gong Ruru on thin ice with a series of Qing Dynasty dramas is a living movie "Girls Chased in Yongzheng Years".

42. It's not just beautiful parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

If there is a next life, I will be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

44. Don't be crazy with me now, you may never know who will be brilliant in the future.

45. It's mine. Don't move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

46. What you can't see through is the flicker of your pupils. What you can't guess is the smile that seems to be absent from your mouth.

47. Don't envy others for living better than you. They pretend.

48. I have worked hard for more than two years, but she has occupied your whole heart in less than half a year.

49. You look very low-key. How can you show off in an ostentatious manner when you are alive?

50.these days. Only Li Bai doesn't hurt his hand. How can there be a love that never breaks up?

5 1. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know that I feel uneasy without you.

Nowadays, children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

53. Now I understand, forget it, these two words contain a lot of disappointment.

54. I am not afraid of being sad, but I am most afraid of being emotional.

55. Are you a cosmetic contact lens? Why should I put you in my eyes?

56. If the clown cries on the stage, do you think he is funny?

57. People are empty, money is empty, and a person is looking forward to spring.

58. A love that never breaks up is just a song after all.

59. When I was a child, happiness was simple. Grow up, simple and happy.

The last issue of classic sentimental love quotations in April

The last issue of classic sentimental love quotations in April

1. Read you can read white hair; Wait until the end of time.

Since you want to love, don't be afraid of being thin and disappointed.

How hard it is to love you and forget you. How bitter it is to love you, how bitter it is to hate you.

4. Without you, there would be no world. You are my world, my universe, my whole world.

5. No cycle in life is doomed, just like an all-night carnival.

6. Loving you makes me forget what you look like, loving you makes me forget the time, and loving you makes me so lonely.

7. Sad swings are always accompanied by a breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.

8. If you really love someone, you should try to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have passion.

9. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce rashly again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.

10. What's the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

1 1. It is often heard that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

12. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because before I got married, I was already on my way to the grave. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

13. Women should learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, and don't use housework as an excuse. If they don't understand fashion, they will not be complete women.

14. The surface looks so bright, but the heart is broken. Anything that can move you must have hurt you deeply. Like love.

15. Those young years, those unrequited love times, and even those tattoos that hurt her turned out to be the best time in my life.

16. Lonely people always remember everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you and fall under every star.

17. I knew from the beginning that all endings had been written. You must be a tear in my heart, pure and sad.

18. If love is destined to wait, if love is destined to miss, will I choose to meet you again? I think so, because I love it.

19. You are my other city, and you are my other life.

20. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

2 1. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

22. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

23. Love is to make people think about it and then forget it for a lifetime.

24. Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?

25. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

26. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved. This is happiness.

27. You can't be friends after breaking up because they hurt each other. We can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

28. To give up one thing, we must first find another thing to replace it.

29. hide in a certain time and miss the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the world.

3 1. No matter how many years I live and how many people I meet, I will never, ever find the second you.

32. Not loving doesn't mean not liking it. Like is another kind, less than love, insensitive and exciting.

33. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

34. Don't get married for duty. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

35. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

36. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

37. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

38. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because you look worse than the other person. The appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

39. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

40. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, passion and dullness. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

4 1. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

42. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.

43. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.

44. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

45. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

46. Why do you seldom see the legendary lasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are precious, are precious things so beautiful? Do gold and diamonds look good?

April issue talks about humor.

Talking about the latest issue of humor in April

1. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

Joy is as short as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

3. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

I never lie, except this sentence.

Opportunity is like a virgin, it is rare, only once.

6. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

8. How can such a handsome man be heterosexual?

9. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check!

10. People can't be too square or too round, one will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

1 1. Korean university professors call Confucius a Korean ... Koreans have the habit of mistaking their grandfathers, but I won't mistake my grandsons!

12. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful. ...

13. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

14. If you are my dish, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

15. It rained twice this week, the first three days and the last four days.

16. We have been looking for, looking for, we all have endings.

17. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

18. What I want is to eat instant noodles together and drink soup with an open mind.

19. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

20. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

80% online status is displayed on 2 1. On-hook status, 80% offline or invisible status is online.

22. Do I really love you? I just want to say "you will know in a few days"!

23. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

24. Graduation speech: I don't want to stay here, but I have the freedom to stay here. I don't leave my grandfather anywhere. I'm self-employed.

25. Why? It's simple, because you are a water turtle and have never seen the world.

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. He cried and sighed, "It's not easy!" .

Interesting mood phrases in April

The latest funny mood phrases in April

1. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

Believe it or not, I can't close your skull with one hand.

Women love two kinds of flowers best: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

4. Either people are poor or people are poor, and both are poor, then you are finished.

When vows become a test, feelings are only perfunctory.

6. If you bully me again, I will curse you and turn you into a seven-dimensional space in my next life.

7. The only thing in the world that you can get without hard work is age!

8. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

9. Because I used to be heartless, I am heartless now.

10. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

1 1. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen, and ghosts love to listen.

12. You always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are your legs and feet clumsy?

13. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult or dangerous you are, you should treat yourself as a two-faced person.

14. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

15. It's my pleasure to meet you. It will be your misfortune if you meet me.

16. Pianists and cows, since they are two kinds, why should they be together?

17. Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then turn around and flash your back.

18. I turned on the TV and watched the advertisement. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

19. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

20. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

2 1. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

22. I'm not a salted egg superman. Why should I fight for you?

23. Happiness is a movie. There are no single seats. You have to stand side by side to watch the show.

24. I want to say to mosquitoes, I'm sorry I got you pregnant.

25. When cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot cover and said to you, "I'm hot!" " "answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

Spongebob is so happy because Patrick is willing to accompany him.

27. Put down a hook, hang a hook, discharge, and it will be electrocuted.

28. If it is a transparent person, is it a senior bank or a senior bathhouse?

29. You are the wind and I am the sand. As soon as the wind stops, the sand will fall.

30. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology!

3 1. Strong, these two words are read backwards.

Don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: Omit 10,000 words here!

33. I don't love it very much. I only love you for 60 seconds a minute.

34. Xia said: Your Majesty, I will wait for you to become a monster by Daming Lake.

35. I'm so confused. The only thing I can lift and put down now is chopsticks.

36. All's well that ends well for lovers, and all's well for rich people.

37. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner, mistress, there will always be a mistress who will knock you off!

38. If you don't get off the line at midnight, you will become Cinderella.

39. The mouse is the maid of honor of the cat, and the cat is the bride of the tiger.

40. In the future, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband, and I will play if I can, but I won't eat him.

4 1. Women can conquer men by wearing black stockings, and men can conquer banks by wearing black socks.

42. If a name can change my destiny, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

43. Salty-egg Superman, cross pants are in the wrong place.

44. Some people make you feel bad, while others make you have a toothache.

45. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? Men will be kicked sooner or later if they don't learn well!

46. Don't think that I like you because I don't pull you. I only kept you here to steal food.

47. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, which will easily make the sea laugh.

Only when I met you did I know that dinosaurs could really reappear.

49. The meanest thing in history is that Superman washes his work clothes here. Then he shouted for help!

50. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

5 1. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

52. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

When you ask what the world is like, the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Actually, I'm a charity, and I'm with you for social peace.

57. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and nuns are free and monks love it. As long as they love the depths of the ocean, Asako's face will shine.

58. Baidu people say that you know everything. Do you know where my future husband is?

59. The body revolves around you and the heart beats around you.

60. The last thing I want to say before I die is that I should be prepared in advance when I fart next time.

6 1. Looking at konjac flowers from a distance, I feel taller than you when I put on high heels.

62. If Columbus had a wife, would he still discover the new continent?

There are so many people who love me, but no one says they want to marry me.

64. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.

65. A person without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.

66. Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

67. Many people climbed to the top of the ladder only to find that it was on the wrong wall.

68. Don't smile at me with your fake Mona Lisa. My stomach can't stand your trouble.