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Women like men who are not good-looking, not those who are good-looking.
It turns out that the romance in my mind is just childish in my eyes. ...
3. May time tell me whether I met the right person-
Don't break my heart, because you live in it.
Didn't you say that you would always like me? Then why do you like someone else now?
6. Give you my best wishes. Happy birthday to you, because you are the cutest sister!
7. Tolerant people are not stupid, but they would rather be cruel to themselves than hurt the people they love.
8, a wedding dress for a lifetime. A lifetime.
9. As soon as I get online, you get offline. As soon as I get off the line, you go online. I'm still alive. Why don't you die?
10, even if you are a knife, I will hold you in the palm of my hand, even if you are cut into pieces, I will not let go.
1 1, I'd rather be proud and single than humble in love.
12, personal mood: I don't need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.
13, a person's greatest success is to take care of his family while realizing his dreams.
14, is there anyone like me who unconsciously started to refresh the desktop in boredom?
15, people suffer because they pursue the wrong direction!
Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men.
1. Some people are hypocritical to hurt others, while others are hypocritical to avoid harm.
No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is better to go back to your hometown.
3. No matter how good the screen name is, it will also be lost to remarks; No matter how good feelings are, they will lose time.
4. Youth is meeting seven selves. A bright, sad, gorgeous, an adventure, a stubborn, a soft, the last one is growing.
I hate any betrayal, no matter who it is, in any form, for any reason.
6. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back and smiling, that person turned a deaf ear to me.
7. I am convinced that someone will come to this world to suffer from me.
8. Can you hug me suddenly and say "but I need you" when I am trying to be brave?
9. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
10. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.
1 1. Youth is like toilet paper. I felt a lot when I used it, but it was gone after I used it.
12. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start. I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret.
13. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.
14. Sometimes I feel that the chance of meeting true love is smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost!
15. Watermelon's heart is the sweetest, lemon's heart and sour peach's heart are the hardest, but my heart is the coolest.
16. Time can't go back to the beginning. For some things that have been missed, you can stop trying to retain them. Wrong is wrong.
17. The best place is the place you have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.
18. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.
Weibo's classic talk about mood: women like bad men, but don't like bad men.
1. I used to get 60 points, just like my dead father; Now I got 60 points, just like being a grandfather.
2. Whoever knows what you want to say laughs without saying anything.
Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
4. If you see someone warm rather than hot in winter, you probably like it!
5. Say sorry to yourself, because you are always inexplicably sad; Say sorry to yourself and embarrass yourself for others; Say sorry to yourself, because pretending makes you very tired; Say sorry to yourself because stubbornness hurts yourself.
6. Women are like flowers. Even if they can't bloom beautifully, they should learn to fade gracefully.
7. Sister's duty is to give you a tissue when you cry badly, and don't forget to hurt you at the same time.
8. You can't lose self-esteem if you lose anything, and you can't lose self-confidence if you lose anything.
9. A mobile phone, a computer, an air conditioner, a refrigerator, full WiFi and a friend who can go out on a date are all my requirements for this summer.
10. I don't want those feelings scattered by time rumors, friendship or love.
1 1. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of millions of cells living only for you.
12. A good friend is someone who won't let you fall even if he can't help you.
13. Many things can be done without my thinking; A lot of things, not what I want, can be obtained; Many people can stay even if I don't stay. Therefore, mine is mine after all, not mine, and I am too lazy to ask for it.
14. Deep love is a habit that people can't stop.
15. There is nothing wrong with teasing, but you give too much laughter, and no one knows your sadness.
16. There is a kind of love, called growing old together, and a kind of happiness, called being accompanied by you.
17. I also want to be Guli, but unfortunately I am not so strong; I also want to be Nanxiang, but I'm not that beautiful. I also want to be Lin Xiao, but unfortunately I don't have a lover like sogou.
18. Good love, the time to win the war, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, and can withstand missing.
19. You all laughed at Jing M.Guo for being too short, but did he ever laugh at you for being poor?
20. Time can heal a broken heart or tear a waiting heart.
2 1. Some people are hypocritical to hurt others, while others are hypocritical to avoid harm.
22. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is not as good as the way back to my hometown.
23. No matter how good the screen name is, it will also be lost to remarks; No matter how good feelings are, they will lose time.
24. Youth is meeting seven selves. A bright, sad, gorgeous, an adventure, a stubborn, a soft, the last one is growing.
I hate any betrayal, no matter who it is, in any form, for any reason.
26. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, but when I turned around, that person turned a deaf ear to me.
27. I am convinced that someone will come to this world to suffer from me.
28. When I try to say "Go away, I don't need you" bravely, can you suddenly hug me and say "But I need you"?
29. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
30. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.
3 1. Youth is like toilet paper. I felt a lot when I used it, but it was gone after I used it.
32. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start. I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret.
Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.
34. Sometimes I feel that the chance of meeting true love is less than the chance of meeting a ghost!
35. Watermelon's heart is the sweetest, lemon's heart is the sourest, peach's heart is the hardest, but mine is the coolest.
36. Time can't go back to where it started. For some things that have been missed, you can stop trying to retain them. Wrong is wrong.
37. The best place is the place you have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.
38. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.
39. Do you know that the person you secretly love just likes you? What's this called? This is called imagination.
40. There are two ways for people to go, one is necessary and the other is desirable. You must take the path you have to take beautifully in order to take the path you want to take.
Good women come into the kitchen, and bad women are everywhere.
1, good women go into the kitchen, and bad women are everywhere.
2. How bad a man is to a woman when he is out, how good it is to his wife when he goes home.
3. It is said that time is a butcher's knife, but I think it is pig feed.
Marriage is not important, but who you marry.
5. Be a man with conscience and find a woman with temperament.
6. Women are just men's faces, and money and power are men's backbones.
7. Efforts may not be successful, but it will be easy if you don't work hard.
Can you put away your shameless smile?
Remember, the choice of marriage partner will directly affect the quality of life for the rest of your life.
10, it is excusable to commit iniquity in heaven, and it is impossible to live when committing iniquity.
1 1, because I have loved, I know the taste of loneliness; Because I am sad, I often cry; Because I don't want to miss the happiness of this stop, I cherish you more.
12, if loving someone is a bitch, then the whole world is a bitch.
13, there is no love without matter, because matter and love are inseparable and closely linked.
14, no one can love others more than himself!
15, Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China. If it really doesn't work, we will change it!
16, when you think someone is mysterious, you will be attracted; When you think a person is romantic, you will fall in love; However, all this is fleeting. Life begins when you feel that a person has become a habit.
17, if God wants to take away the last happiness in my life, it is worse than death.
18, dreams can be created with our hands, but happiness is given by God!
19, longing for true love and being able to give everything for true love are two concepts!
20. Don't say that you love someone unconditionally. Love is always conditional. You can have nothing, but you want him to love you. Isn't that a condition?
2 1, facing the blue problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same enemy.
22. I believe that the sacred power of love is a relationship that crosses time and space.
23. Yang Zixi changed her mind, which is her loss. You are very lucky. Do you think if you jump from here, she will cry to mourn your love? Shit! ! !
24. In the end, there is still cheating, woman! woman
25. We don't need to envy anyone at all, because we are different from anyone!
26. If I love you, I just need to know where you are, that you are healthy, that this relationship has not increased the burden, and that I can see you one day. If I love you, I will have you in a way that you think is safe and comfortable.
27. In today's society, to put it bluntly, the essence of love is to weigh the equivalent exchange between the two. The only difference is whether it is US dollars or RMB.
28. There is a connection between people. Miss a little every day, and persist in accumulating feelings to nourish feelings.
29. If dreams are gone, what hope is there in life? I still want to believe that there must be someone who will hold my hand tightly and take me to the long-awaited happiness.
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