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A classic sentence, a more classic sentence.

I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

Young girls are precious, young women are more expensive, and if there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

Never underestimate a creature that bleeds for a week a month without dying.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.

QQ information is changed eight times a day to make you pay more attention to my eyes.