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A satirical classic sentence
anonymous
You are as annoying as ever.
anonymous
Rats have teeth, people have no end, people have no end, and death has no end.
-The Book of Songs
The Book of Songs
You, a girl who came from a small place to work hard in a big city, have no house or car. Your deposit is your privacy, and I have no right to ask. Fair to me? That's funny!
-"Waiting for the Wind"
Reason, reason, reason, the world behind is dark.
-Chang 'an in August
August Chang 'an Memory
We fight not to change the world, but to stop the world from changing us.
-"The Furnace"
Reality, inspiration, life and sadness
The mouse in the official granary is like a bucket of rice. When you see someone, you want to open the granary and don't run. The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the grain from the official warehouse to your mouth every day?
Cao Ye
If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan. You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!
They weigh, measure and price everything. For them, things that cannot be weighed, measured or priced will never exist.
Dickens
"Political language ... aims to make lies sound sincere and deadly, and give pure wind a solid appreciation. The purpose of political language is to make a lie sound like truth, a murder sound worthy of respect, and at the same time give a completely illusory thing a sense of reality.
-Orwell "
As long as it is a just party, no matter how despicable the means are, it can be forgiven.
-"Tokyo Ghoul"
Tokyo ghouls have a simple philosophy.
Whoever controls the past controls the future: whoever controls the present controls the past. Whoever controls the past will control the future; He who controls the present controls the past.
-Orwell
God likes birds and invented trees. Humans like birds and invented cages. God loves birds to create forests, and human beings love birds to create cages.
-Jacques de Waal
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