A collection of 59 humorous sentences about women drinking.

2. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

3. If others don't know, unless you drink.

4, there is wine today and get drunk today, don't be too tired in life!

5, the biggest sorrow is: what is in the cup, alas, ignorance.

6. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

7. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

8, the world is drunk and awake, and we have to wait on them.

9, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty.

10, it's raining in the sky and it's dry underground. That cup doesn't count.

1 1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

12, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

13, I said I was drunk until I was eight years old, and my wife loved me until I was eight years old, but you vomited and broke up.

14, Ms. Toast: My heart was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

15, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

16, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

17, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

18, drinking wine with friends and singing poems to people.

19, a six! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

2 1, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

22. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

23, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

24, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you are. It's a sin to drink or not.

25, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

26. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

27, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets early.

28. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

29, men don't drink, waste in the world.

30. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

3 1, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

32. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

33. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

34. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

35. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups!

36. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

37. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

38. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

39. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

40. Rinse your mouth in twos and threes. Three, two, four, two is not wine. Five, two, six, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

4 1, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

42, men don't drink, live like a dog, waste in the world, live like a eunuch, can't make good friends.

43. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

44, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven the drink two cups.

45, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

46, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

47, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

48, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, and then drinking is not speculative.

49. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

50. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

5 1. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

52, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.

53. At the critical moment, my sister offered a glass of Song He wine to my brother.

Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

55. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

56. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

57. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

58. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

59. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.