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202 1: When you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of spirits all over the world.

1. When you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of kinds of spirits all over the world. When I get old, I think boiled water is the longest thing.

2. Drink the past and reminisce about the hangover.

I don't need a moment of romance to get a long confession.

I remember you once said that you loved me very much, but why did you finally give up on me?

5. Keep an empty city and wait for an old man.

6. withdrawn, no one knows each other.

7. Old streets and alleys are hard to find.

8. After you left, everything seemed to have a reason to kneel down and cry.

9. Changing from a stranger to a stranger is our story.

10. Once, I shared all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

1 1. Childhood withers, and the bamboo horse grows old. From now on, everyone I love is like you.

12. The most painful way to leave in this world is that you can't come into his life from the moment you leave, but he is everywhere in your life.

13. Drinking the past and recalling the hangover.

14. I don't need a moment of romance to get a long confession.

15. I remember you once said that you loved me very much, but why did you finally give up on me?

16. Keep an empty city and wait for an old man.

17. Born alone, nobody knows.

18. Old streets and alleys are hard to find.

19. A youth and a story. A story, a regret.

20. There is a kind of happiness called growing old together.

2 1. I always endure sadness and laugh with you.

22. Love begins with more happiness but ends with less happiness.

23. I want to hold hands with someone until I am old, but I forget that this is the age of the wave.

24. I want to wait silently, and no one knows.

25. Come back if you want. I have been waiting for you in the same place.

Don't go far, I'm afraid I can't reach you earlier.

27. Love and love are only one word apart, only once.

28. She can love alcohol and tobacco, self-harm and blood, but she can't love anyone anymore.

29. You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.

30. Many things are not satisfactory, such as I love you and you love her.

3 1. Do you think seconds are true love? That's because he's been playing with his mobile phone but he doesn't talk to you.

32. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat with someone? From the beginning to now, you smiled when you looked at it, and cried when you smiled. A person approaches you from a stranger, and then becomes a stranger.

33. What are you wronged? You are not the only one who can't love the world.

34. He is very nice, mature and steady, and humorous. His only shortcoming is that he doesn't love you.

35. I used to like it, but now I just don't like it.

You know, when you give your heart away, you can't get it back unscathed.

37. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

38. You said that I have never been in a serious relationship, but you don't know how badly I lost when I was serious.

39. It's useless to be tactful if you hurt someone, such as leaving.

40. Sorrow is just to pull out the dagger inserted in your heart and show it to others, and it is only to spill blood on others.

4 1. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

42. What are you most afraid of? He left me, but this was before. What about now? There is nothing to be afraid of. Why did he leave?

43. I paid the most beautiful sincerity and received the most kind and heartless.

44. Lonely people are best at pretending to be busy. /calculate/

45. I thought I had all of you, but that was just a virtual shadow. When the wind blows, it will be chaotic; when the stone falls, it will be broken; when the boat comes, it will be scattered.

46. Don't blame others for letting you down. I can only blame myself for expecting too much.

47. From meeting to parting, our only tacit understanding was that you never appeared again, and I never mentioned you again.

48. I don't think I need inexplicable indifference and belated warmth.

49. I'm afraid to meet again, but I'm afraid I won't meet again.

50. The shorter you cut your hair, the simpler you dress and the earlier you go to bed, the less you care.

5 1. A youth, a story. A story, a regret.

52. There is a kind of happiness called growing old together.

53. I always endure sadness and laugh with you.

54. Love begins with more happiness but ends with less happiness.

55. I want to hold hands with someone until I am old, but I forget that this is the age of the wave.

56. I want to wait silently, and no one knows.

57. Come back if you want. I have been waiting for you in the same place.

Don't go far, I'm afraid I can't reach you earlier.

Personality: You were my most adventurous dream when I was young.

1. The person I love deeply loves another person.

You dare to laugh at other people's scars until you are hurt.

My mind is like water in the deep sea. You can't see me, and I won't say-

What moved me most was the person who could give me the password and let me change it at will.

I don't want to argue with anyone, and no one cares about arguing with me.

6. I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

7. I prefer knives to fatal injuries.

8. nothing. What lipstick are you wearing that makes my stomach ache? ...

9. I'll give you all the heavy rain I missed in those years. ...

10. It is said that babies who listen to English songs actually listen to melodies that people can remember.

1 1.- I asked you what happened, but you didn't hear anything.

12. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

13. Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and don't know why you can't sleep?

14. Although he abused you a thousand times, you took him as your first love. What a fool, girl.

15¢ In fact, being single is also quite good, and there is no need to explain who you are having an affair with.

16. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

17. When a woman hits a man. Can't fight back, want to hide, but press the strong kiss. This is a good man.

18. It is said that the hardest part of trees is scabbed scars.

19. The boy I secretly loved was drunk last night, and he called me to say that he loved me. I cried, cried and laughed.

20.-When two people quarrel, the person who says sorry first does not admit defeat, not forgive. He just cherishes this feeling more than the other party.

2 1. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck.

22. Where are you now and what are you doing? I miss you-this sentence is very touching.

23. Do you naively think that meeting several times, saying a few words, eating several times, kissing several times and hugging several times is love?

24. You are my pill to relieve tension, sadness, cold, hypocrisy, world-weary intuition and autism at night.

25. Trust your eyes, not other people's mouths.

26.- I asked you today if you wanted to give you an avatar. Actually, I stayed up all night looking for … I know you don't know.

27. I am afraid that time is too fast to see you clearly, and I am afraid that time is too slow to worry about losing you day and night.

28. The sad sentence of personality lovelorn _ There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

29. Sometimes, I suddenly feel sad, but I don't know why. Now I find that no one can replace you.

30. Leave the people around you and complain that you are lonely and unloved.

3 1. Don't question my feelings for you. I have questioned you countless times and never wavered.

32. Actually, none of us are otaku, but we just don't have an appointment.

33. You were my most adventurous dream when I was young.

34. Street lamp, doing its best to accompany you through the darkness, but being forced to quit your world when the light comes.

35. Some people, death has nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them. ?

36. Have you ever said that offline actually changed online to stealth?

37.- This is not your dish, so don't touch the chopsticks.

38. I am afraid that the surging memories will devour me mercilessly.

39. Are you used to the people I trained?

40. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

Do you still remember your dreams when you were young?

Do you still remember your dreams when you were young? The inspirational article was awakened by a familiar nightmare, and I can't remember how many times it was awakened by the beast of the college entrance examination!

In my dream, I am still in a state of preparing for war. I am playing review every day, while my deskmate is trying to review every minute. Whenever I look at her efforts, it seems that an invisible hand has given me a burning face and a loud slap! I regret my playful self, but I never thought that after six years, it still appears in my cool dream from time to time.

I was deeply impressed by three girls among the students who resumed classes with me. They beat me 100 in every mock exam. This gap is equivalent to that I only got 90 points in English, but they got 130 points. My deskmate is more fierce. Every mock exam can be much higher than me. Looking at our report card, I am disheartened. I know I will study hard even if I don't eat or drink. Stop! Wait for us! Give us a way out! But she kept trying, and ray couldn't move!

Every day, she arrives at the classroom about half an hour earlier than me, and then begins to recite English compositions. She recites one every day. She will go to the English teacher to recite it again during recess. Every time she comes back, she will show a satisfied smile. I still remember that smile. It is a sharp and confident smile, like the sunrise in the morning, like a sharp dagger, which gives me motivation and loss. She never rests, and desperately wants to rest during recess. Occasionally ask her a question or two. After explaining three or five sentences, she will continue to bury herself in her studies. The end of that research really makes me jealous. Sometimes when I am tired of studying, I will go to the balcony to blow my hair. Of course, there are some smoking compatriots standing on the balcony. They express their inner hatred and fear of the college entrance examination through cigarettes. Imagine how disobedient and pitiful a group of childlike boys, wearing navy uniforms, get together and secretly smoke. They watched carefully whether the teacher would suddenly come in and wolfed down their cigarettes. That kind of self-righteous rebellion enveloped our whole senior three, and I was the only one in this group of confused people. I was helpless and nervous at that time. After repeated reading for more than half a year, my grades only increased by more than 30 points. What a sad thing! I gulped a cigarette and let the exciting smoke erode my delicate body to get a moment of anesthesia and relaxation. When I smoke, I always look at my deskmate from time to time. She still studies hard with her head buried. Seeing her working so hard, I regret it, thinking, why can't I study as hard as her?

At the end of the college entrance examination, my deskmate was successfully admitted to Central South University, a university I dreamed of, and of course a good school that parents all over the world dreamed of, while I was only admitted to a second-rate university. Although my parents were still very happy, after all, their son was finally able to go to college! Then my deskmate and I didn't meet again, and our relationship was not very strong, because she concentrated on her studies that year and didn't care much about my unworthy deskmate, but she left a deep impression on me. She is like a sharp dagger, drawing two deep scars on my youth photos.

My deskmate is also a low-key person. When we are all basking in our mood, college life and travel, she is indifferent. It only takes half a year or a year to send a short dynamic, just some life insights. I can't let my curious deskmate spy even a little gossip and understand her life now. Later, after graduating from college, she suddenly exposed a group of wedding photos, in which she wore beautiful wedding dresses of various colors. In our original repeat class, two other girls at my deskmate had the same grades. One of them went to the geological survey and watched her take some photos of the desert Gobi every day. It was very hard. There is also a girl who entered a foreign company, taking selfies every day, company treatment, boyfriend, it seems very good! My deskmate has never revealed anything to us except the wedding photos. As always, she is low-key, just as she has been studying as always, not being moved by the impetuousness around her, and living her life safely!

Remember your childhood dream? Like a flower that never dies, are you still blooming proudly in a corner of the girl who once surprised me all through high school? Did your childhood dream come true? Are you still struggling like you were in high school?

Sometimes I feel that the college entrance examination is just a small hurdle. Life is long and there are many hurdles. When you look back, you will find that the college entrance examination is really not that important, but it plays a vital role. But when the college entrance examination died unfortunately, it doesn't matter. Keep working hard and you will always get something in the future!

Classic network quotations-Time can always erase the scars of youth.

You are like a lion who is afraid that other animals will take away the food you have been thinking about for a long time.

No matter how sharp the words are, no matter how mean the sarcasm is, I will laugh it off, but that smile is a wry smile.

I can't help but remember the way you smiled so gently. Is it perfect because of your participation?

The mottled light and shadow under the tree was our fragmentary time in the midsummer of that year.

I always travel before your eyes with my soul.

Leaves are fragile and flowers are broken. The singer is so heartbroken.

Put my hand on your chest and heal your wound.

My wish is to take Su Wei to get a room and a first-class presidential suite. .

I know you have become cold, tired and unloved.

Heaven is everywhere with you. . I just want you.

I can only bravely learn to let go and bear all the tears and blame of my lover.

When the quarrel turned into a cold war, the emotion was cut off.

If you didn't love me, I wouldn't go with you now.

Your wonderful reason is that I am not a good listener.

Time can always erase the wounds of youth.

Smart almost ruined himself.

How should one manage the love of two people?

What do I want from you? I just want you. Even if you have another woman

You have been gone for half a year. Regret for half a year

You don't have any guilt for me, even a little can make me stop hating you.

My brother says my greatest weakness is beauty. And I love you and say I'm not beautiful at all.

We parted in Jiaxing that day, which was the last place you went.

Hiding what shouldn't be hidden and saying what shouldn't be said.

This is a bad sign, time has stopped, and this relationship is also a good time to rest.

Once a woman who is not easily angry is angry in front of her man, it is undoubtedly that this man has deeply hurt her.

Octopus has three hearts, and I only have you.

While thinking about you, I am also asking myself how much I love you.

The empty heart seems to be rigid, and the past is like a shell exploding in the heart.

It rains on cloudy days, just like you.

Anyway, who can accompany me to the end.

Often in a daze, my mind is full of your future and mine.

Women are for watching, men are for guessing.

It turns out that the word love is out of reach for me.

I want to go alone, but I find it's not far.

Meet and fall in love. Hurt, tears, parting. It hurts to pretend again. Only to find that we still love each other deeply.

I really want to see you and see if you have changed recently. Just a greeting, just long time no see.

If you don't come back to me, prove that you really don't love.

I forgot how much I wanted to live when I wrote it, and I forgot it all in a flash.

How to hide my sadness of losing you?