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The sadness of a person smoking, the loneliness of smoking, a compilation of 49 sentences

1. The bad habits that haven't changed at your request in the first three months of communication will usually remain unchanged in his life, unless he survives an air crash and changes his life from now on, or he converts to Buddhism and becomes a person who has nothing to ask for. Like smoking.

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters and shameless charm when smoking!

I can't smoke. When I saw a beautiful woman coming, I pretended to smoke a cigarette. I feel dizzy when people pass by.

I smoke and drink. I'm free. I also have loneliness that you have never had.

Tell me I'll kiss you when you want to smoke in the future.

6. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

7. My brother smokes, but he is cold and wants to keep warm.

8. Don't think that brothers are just a bunch of silly boys smoking in the toilet.

9. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

10, don't ask me what it's like to smoke, because I'm waiting for someone to persuade me to quit smoking.

1 1, just watching on TV, smoking is easy to cause cancer. Scared me to death, draw a pressure to calm me down!

12, don't blame men for smoking, don't blame women for drinking, smokers have stories, and drinkers have worries.

13, no wife, no girlfriend, no one to manage our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, nobody cares about our hands; Sleep late, no one bothers us without taking a shower; Big bachelor, little bachelor, free and easy! Happy Singles Day! !

14, girls are hated. She spends most of her time smoking on the windowsill.

15. Don't smoke for any reason.

16, there is no need to smoke, drink and go clubbing. I want him to feel bad. I want to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to improve myself and make him regret it.

17, smoking and drinking, it is better to think about your girlfriend; Playing cards and online games is not as good as accompanying your girlfriend; Brothers are nothing, not as good as the love of girlfriends; Work hard, my girlfriend should love her for life; This is not a performance. I want to do the same thing to you.

18, I slept in class continuously, I didn't know the exam, and my grades were basically one place. I smoke and play cards in the plenary session.

19, live a good life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't blow air conditioning and live with her.

20. The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke or cheat.

2 1. From the moment I learned to smoke, Russia no longer needed anyone to comfort me.

I smoke, I drink, I cry, I shake in the middle of the road, I miss you, I want to die.

23. When my tears come out, does it mean that we are over?

24. No fighting, no drinking, no smoking. You promised me before.

25. A brother is a person who grabs a cigarette and says smoking is not good, but smokes it himself when you are depressed and want to smoke.

26. Men should save money to smoke and buy delicious food for their wives.

27. I smoke in the street. A beggar came to me to borrow cigarettes. I gave him one. He looked at the sign and gave it back to me.

28. I am just an ordinary person. I feel pain, tears, moving, pursuing and giving up. I am a man, not a god, and I can't bear anything.

29. How can a person like me, who is not good-looking enough, has a low IQ and has bad luck, live an optimistic life-

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters, and shameless charm when smoking!

3 1, how to keep your wife from cheating. Don't let her wash her hair, don't let her make up, teach her to play games, let her indulge in hopeless dead houses, smoke and drink beer, take out food, make instant noodles, eat snacks, treat her ups and downs, and make her miserable. Then I have to cheat! ! !

Save money for smoking and buy candy for your daughter-in-law. ...

33. Drinking, smoking, fighting and skipping classes, we are not bad people but rebellious.

34. Men who smoke conceal their looks and their emotions.

In order to make my husband quit smoking, I bought him melon seeds, preserved fruits and potato chips. Seeing fewer and fewer snacks, I asked my husband how the effect was. He said: smoking while eating snacks really feels much better than dry smoking.

No drinking, no smoking, no air conditioning, stay with her.

37. Don't think that smoking and drinking represent maturity. In fact, many people are disgusted with smoking and drinking.

38. I have a group of girlfriends who drink, smoke and fight, but that doesn't mean they are bad, does it]

When a boy is tired, he has cigarettes to relieve him. When a boy is worried, he has wine to numb him. What about a girl? Smoking is not serious, drinking too much. All they have is tears.

40. I can't help but want to smoke at the thought of the reunification of the motherland …

4 1, I don't know if it's starting to move. I can't believe I'm willing to pretend to be beautiful without smoking, drinking or swearing.

42. Mom said: Smoking is good for your health. Practice your brain, shake your head, practice your hands and feet in fighting, and practice long-distance running in robbery.

43. Smoke when your heart is cold. If one pack is not enough, then one pack.

44. Women who don't smoke have no past, and women who don't use perfume have no future!

45. The reason why I don't wear makeup is because I can't. The reason why I don't smoke is the privilege of men.

46. I want to smoke one pack, two packs or many packs until I have smoked all my thoughts and love for you.

47. My boyfriend doesn't smoke or drink.

48. As a woman, don't smoke or drink. What's the point of living if you are still horny!

49. Girls who smoke, drink and get tattoos all have a story they don't want to tell.