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1, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Each Showing His Magic Power 2, Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the River-Being Independent.

3, broad beans blossom-black heart 4, Confucius moved-thousands of books (lost)

5, break the casserole-get to the bottom of it 6, the monk with an umbrella-lawlessness.

7. Pingyang tiger falls-bullied by dogs. 8. gild the lily-no need.

9, the arrow is on the string-have to send 10, frog in the well-short-sighted.

1 1, looking for a needle in a haystack-nowhere to find it 12, drawing water with a bamboo basket-with a sieve.

13, put it straight. 14, cross the bridge and go straight.

Liu Bei threw a child-bribed people to go to the party-and took Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts-a piece of cake.

Three heads are better than one, and Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River, menacing and defeated.

Zhou Yu defeated Huang Gai ... One was willing to fight and the other was willing to be beaten by Xu Shu to Cao Ying-without saying a word.

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows that Sima Yi broke the gossip-did not pretend to understand.

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-newcomer Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless.

Adou's Jiangshan-free to see Xia Houdun in the Spring and Autumn Period-is clear at a glance.

Zhou Yu's courtship of Jingzhou-trying to please Huang Zhong and making friends-is not old at heart.

Zhao Zilong fought with Nagano-a courageous ship borrowed an arrow-and returned home loaded.

The story of Diusim singing-colorful, Jiang Gan stealing books-was taken in.

Going to dinner alone-having the courage and courage to recruit relatives in Soochow-makes the fake come true.

Sima Yan abolished the ruler of Wei-copied the old spectrum of Pang Tong as the magistrate of a county-overqualified.

Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears —— Concerned about the ancients

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-run and suffered a terrible defeat-Zhang Fei threw chicken feathers all over the floor-and finally let Guan Yu come to the meeting-cut to the chase

Zhuge Liang levied Meng Huo-driving Cao Cao away to eat chicken ribs-it was tasteless to eat, but it was a pity to abandon it.

Zhang Fei's scheme-a little wisdom in rough, playing the piano-was a disaster when Cao Cao met Jiang Gan.

Zhang Fei smuggled salt-who dares to check Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious-clean

Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong, goods are hard, Zhuge Liang is strong, and Zhou Yu is angry-he has some skills, and Cao Cao kills Hua Tuo-he is afraid of illness and medicine.

Zhang Fei sells meat-only saying that he won't cut Zhuge Liang's arrow-borrowing things and not returning them to Cao Cao-which is both treacherous and slick.

Zhang Fei beat Guan Yu-forget the past, Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded Ma Su-the tail from wagging the dog, Cao Cao beat Wancheng-fled, Zhang Fei ate bean sprouts-a plate of Zhuge Liang wanted an ugly wife-Cao Cao killed it for his career-Zhang Fei's mother's surname was Wu-no (Wu) life was not for Zhuge Liang's marriage-it was for appearance. But for Wei-the shameless Cao Cao lost in Huarong Road-as expected, Zhang Fei caught mice-Zhuge Liang fought with his eyes wide open-the elusive Cao Cao failed in Huarong Road-Zhang Fei took the right path to embroider-Cao Cao Zhuge Liang had a clever trick-Zhang Fei had a different temper-there were subtle Zhuge Liang in the rough.

Guan's phoenix eye-wanting to kill someone, borrowing the arrow of a straw boat-enjoying the success of Dong Zhuo's play The Story of Losing Xin-dying in the flowers

Guan Yu sold meat-no one dared to borrow an arrow from a straw boat-and returned home with a full load-and it was colorful.

Selling tofu-hard goods are not hard, but Kong Ming practices the piano-the old saying goes, abandon Wei Zhu-copy old songs

Scold Liu Bei for attacking Zhang Fei-find anger to provoke Guandi Temple to beg for his son-step on the wrong door, Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-OK.

Jiang Gan stole books-was taken in by Huang Zhong and shot Guan Yu-pitied Zhuge Liang and mourned Zhuge Liang-and acted.

Lu Su's banquet for Guan Yunchang-hidden dangers, Guan Gong looking in the mirror-blushing consciously, Zhuge Liang mourning-insincere.

When Lu Bu saw the story of Diexin, he was fascinated by Guan Gong and drank wine. He is not afraid of blushing. Zhuge Liang used a false plan. He has to do this.

Get married in Wu Dong-make a fool of yourself and let Guan Yunchang go to Maicheng-Zhuge Liang sings an empty plan when disaster strikes-there is no way.

Sima Yi broke the eight diagrams-he didn't pretend to understand Guan Yu's dinner-he was courageous and courageous, and Zhuge Liang was a strategist-worthy of the name.

Zhou Yu begged Jingzhou-earnestly refused to invite Guanyin in Guandi Temple-found the wrong door and Zhuge Liang became a strategist-tried to beg Jingzhou by Lu Su-returned to Guandi Temple empty-handed and hung Guanyin statue-which was not worthy of the name.

Two heads are better than one. Zhuge Liang eats Cao Cao's rice and thinks Liu Beiren is not here.

Guan Gong crusaded against Li Kui JY-Guan Yunchang took a radical approach to scrape bones and cure poison-Dong Zhuo went to Beijing innocently-Guan Yunchang was unlucky to scrape bones and cure poison-as if nothing had happened, Liu Beisan went to Wolong-please be Zhuge Liang.

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-playing chess by scraping bones with malicious Guan Yunchang-as if nothing had happened Guan Yunchang farted-I don't know how to blush.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit another and get Cao Ying-straight into Liu Bei's straw sandals-an expert

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-crying for Zhou Yu to hit Huang Gai-pretending to be Zhang Fei's debt collection-fierce

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-both of them were willing to borrow an arrow from Zhuge Liang's straw boat-and used a suspected soldier to collect debts from Zhang Fei-with fierce momentum

Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless Zhang Fei-wearing a mask and rampaging Zhang Fei-showed his eyes.

A Dou's Jiangshan —— Seeing Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door —— Overlooking the hero Zhang Fei's selling power —— People are strong and goods are hard.

Sima kua Zhuge-candidly admit defeat Guan Yu reads the Spring and Autumn Period-Huang Zhong makes friends at a glance-the old man is not old

Zhuge Liang played with dogs-he was clever all his life and confused for a while-Huang Zhong shot an arrow-Huang Zhong waved a sledgehammer and hit every shot-he was strong in his old age.

Guan Yu sneezing-boasting that Guan Yu has a nosebleed-adding red to Pang Tong as the magistrate of a county-is overqualified.

Zhang Fei slept-Xu Shu went into Cao Ying without closing his eyes-without saying a word-Zhang Fei's massacre-the reincarnation of the evil Cao Cao-full of doubts

Zhang Fei kicked down the bridge-playing broadsword in front of Guan Gong without courage and strategy-overreaching Kong Ming to play the piano and retreat to Zhong Da-staying calm in a crisis.

There is no general in Shu-Liao Hua sells meat for pioneer Zhang Fei-the more he sells it, the worse it stinks. Zhang Fei wears a needle-his eyes are wide and small.

Cao Cao attacked Wancheng-fled, Zhuge Liang levied Meng Huo-let go.

Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-tasteless food, but it was a pity that Liu Bei took his daughter-in-law to make a fool of himself.

Liu Bei invited Zhuge to return Liu Bei's heart.

Guan Gong lost Jingzhou-pride goes before a fall. Zhang Fei plays the groom-pretend not (not at all).

1, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Each Showing His Magic Power 2, Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the River-Being Independent.

3, broad beans blossom-black heart 4, Confucius moved-thousands of books (lost)

5, break the casserole-get to the bottom of it 6, the monk with an umbrella-lawlessness.

7. Pingyang tiger falls-bullied by dogs. 8. gild the lily-no need.

9, the arrow is on the string-have to send 10, frog in the well-short-sighted.

1 1, looking for a needle in a haystack-nowhere to find it 12, drawing water with a bamboo basket-with a sieve.

13, put it straight. 14, cross the bridge and go straight.

15, moth to the fire-suicide 16, 100-meter race-every minute counts.

17, pull out the seedlings to encourage-eager for success 18, meet enemies-especially jealous.

19, sesame blossoms-20, new official takes office.

2 1, the blind man lights up-the rabbit's tail can't grow.

23. You can't steal chicken-eat rice. 24. The old woman sells melons-selling herself and bragging.

25. You can't touch the tiger's ass. 26. Who dares to pull a cart with a tiger?

27. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts and fights. Although the sparrow is small, it has various organs.

29. The thatch on the wall-

3 1, a blessing in disguise? 32, Han Xin, point soldiers-the more the better.

33. Monk Zhang Er was at a loss. 34. It is not difficult to borrow it again.

35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears 36, jiaozi broken skin-exposed.

37. Carrying water on a pole-hanging two ends with one heart. 38. Play the lute to a cow-it's futile.

39. Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God 40. Toast overlord-do it or not.

4 1, it's certain-you can't run 42, put the drum door on your back-and ask for a beating.

43, straw as a lamp-carelessness (core) 44, bamboo shoots unearthed-rising.

45, a kitchen knife cuts tofu-46.

47. Mountain drumming-famous on all sides (singing) 48. The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

49. Guan Gong went to Maicheng-pride goes before a fall. 50. An iron cock is penniless.

5 1, the egg hits the stone-overreaching 52, Jiang Taigong fishing-whoever wishes takes the bait.

53, kick the watermelon skin-where to slide is where 54, fifteen buckets to draw water-seven up and eight down.

55. The mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas. 56. There are green hills, but there is no fear of firewood.

57. Look at people through the door-look down on them. 58. Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

59. Spilled water can't be collected. 60. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

6 1, send goose feathers a thousand miles away-the gift is light and the affection is heavy. 62. Meat buns beat dogs.

63. There is no tiger in the mountain-the monkey is the king. 64. Everyone knows the heart of Si Mazhao.

65. The nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle) 66. The tortoise is determined to eat this weight.

67, telling stories with a crooked mouth-oblique (evil) saying 68, shallots mixed with tofu-clear and white.

69, the young monk chanting-70, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-wishful thinking.

7 1, driving ducks to the shelves-thankless. Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I don't know anything.

73, blind people wear glasses-decoration 74, monkeys catch the moon-busy.

75. A scholar meets a soldier-three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.

77. The young monk chanted sutras-a careless mouth. 78. Monks teach Taoists-Be lenient.

79. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness at the door. The deaf see the dumb-don't care.

8 1, riveting copper sheets-one is one, the other is two-82, carrying bamboo poles in the alley-go straight.

83. Bitter blisters Huanglian-bitter water plus bitter water 84. I untie the rope and you push the boat-let nature take its course.

85. Put the onion in the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant. Only government officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.

87. Pig and Bajie look in the mirror-inside and outside are not people. 88. Flying a kite is broken-it's hopeless.

89, the storm in the pond-big deal 90, talk without lighting-speak slang.

9 1, sailing against the wind and current-hard support 92, crossing the sea with the Eight Immortals-each shows his magical powers.

93. Japanese people wear tall hats-pretend to be big. 94. Go to the Fire Temple for rain-find the wrong door.

95. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat. The old lady ate dumplings-swallowed them.

97. Rainstorm in the sun-false feeling (sunny day) 98. Selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head-false feelings.

99. Crossing the river with a beard-too modest 100, singing without watching songs-is outrageous.

15, moth to the fire-suicide 16, 100-meter race-every minute counts.

17, pull out the seedlings to encourage-eager for success 18, meet enemies-especially jealous.

19, sesame blossoms-20, new official takes office.

2 1, the blind man lights up-the rabbit's tail can't grow.

23. You can't steal chicken-eat rice. 24. The old woman sells melons-selling herself and bragging.

25. You can't touch the tiger's ass. 26. Who dares to pull a cart with a tiger?

27. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts and fights. Although the sparrow is small, it has various organs.

29. The thatch on the wall-

3 1, a blessing in disguise? 32, Han Xin, point soldiers-the more the better.

33. Monk Zhang Er was at a loss. 34. It is not difficult to borrow it again.

35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears 36, jiaozi broken skin-exposed.

37. Carrying water on a pole-hanging two ends with one heart. 38. Play the lute to a cow-it's futile.

39. Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God 40. Toast overlord-do it or not.

4 1, it's certain-you can't run 42, put the drum door on your back-and ask for a beating.

43, straw as a lamp-carelessness (core) 44, bamboo shoots unearthed-rising.

45, a kitchen knife cuts tofu-46.

47. Mountain drumming-famous on all sides (singing) 48. The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

49. Guan Gong went to Maicheng-pride goes before a fall. 50. An iron cock is penniless.

5 1, the egg hits the stone-overreaching 52, Jiang Taigong fishing-whoever wishes takes the bait.

53, kick the watermelon skin-where to slide is where 54, fifteen buckets to draw water-seven up and eight down.

55. The mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas. 56. There are green hills, but there is no fear of firewood.

57. Look at people through the door-look down on them. 58. Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

59. Spilled water can't be collected. 60. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

6 1, send goose feathers a thousand miles away-the gift is light and the affection is heavy. 62. Meat buns beat dogs.

63. There is no tiger in the mountain-the monkey is the king. 64. Everyone knows the heart of Si Mazhao.

65. The nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle) 66. The tortoise is determined to eat this weight.

67, telling stories with a crooked mouth-oblique (evil) saying 68, shallots mixed with tofu-clear and white.

69, the young monk chanting-70, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-wishful thinking.

7 1, driving ducks to the shelves-thankless. Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I don't know anything.

73, blind people wear glasses-decoration 74, monkeys catch the moon-busy.

75. A scholar meets a soldier-three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.

77. The young monk chanted sutras-a careless mouth. 78. Monks teach Taoists-Be lenient.

79. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness at the door. The deaf see the dumb-don't care.

8 1, riveting copper sheets-one is one, the other is two-82, carrying bamboo poles in the alley-go straight.

83. Bitter blisters Huanglian-bitter water plus bitter water 84. I untie the rope and you push the boat-let nature take its course.

85. Put the onion in the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant. Only government officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.

87. Pig and Bajie look in the mirror-inside and outside are not people. 88. Flying a kite is broken-it's hopeless.

89, the storm in the pond-big deal 90, talk without lighting-speak slang.

9 1, sailing against the wind and current-hard support 92, crossing the sea with the Eight Immortals-each shows his magical powers.

93. Japanese people wear tall hats-pretend to be big. 94. Go to the Fire Temple for rain-find the wrong door.

95. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat. The old lady ate dumplings-swallowed them.

97. Rainstorm in the sun-false feeling (sunny day) 98. Selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head-false feelings.

99. Crossing the river with a beard-too modest 100, singing without watching songs-is outrageous.