Sad to say: not all sadness is suitable for writing on the face.

1. Listen to your favorite songs quietly; If you like someone, you can see it from a distance.

My eyes evaporated into clouds, and then it rained, but I couldn't bear to get wet with you.

I suddenly want to forget you, as if I have never met you.

I can't hold the wind and the whole sky.

Please remember me, remember my name and my years scattered on you.

7. Light a lamp, listen to the lonely flute all night, wait for a person, and wait for three or four rounds.

8. You and she will live in Chang 'an forever, and my bones and I are not cold.

9. Forgive my public appearance, but not your heart.

10. Maybe the person you like is not what you liked at first.

1 1. Your world is too crowded. I would rather run away.

12. Just keep some things in your heart, don't take them out and let others kill them.

13. Not all sadness is suitable for writing on the face.

14. I have never been optimistic about complex feelings, whether it is friendship or love, even second time around will have cracks.

15. I didn't stay, so I let him go; He didn't look back, just turned and left.

16. How many people have told you that you can't live without you, and then where are they?

17. You are a passer-by in his long life, and he is your eternal robbery.

18. I like winter and fear the cold, and I like you and fear disappointment.

19. There is always someone who hurts my bones and refuses to give up.

20. Everyone is afraid, especially those who are desperate to cherish but can't keep anything in the end.

2 1. I'm just afraid that when you open your mouth, it will become a sad pleasantry.

22. I remember how profound and unforgettable I was from saying nothing to saying nothing.

23. It's not me who quit first, it's your heart.

24. How many people got separated along the way?

Maybe, one day, I hope others will think of you and forget you through others.

26. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

27. I didn't mean to miss it, but I kept doing it, missing yesterday, which was full of flowers, and missing today.

28. Don't be silly, no one is sad and no one is valuable.

29. You owe me an apology, but I won't say nothing.

I spent all my youth loving you, and then spent the rest of my life forgetting you.

Not all regrets need to be filled.

1, you will be tired if you take the initiative for a long time, and you will collapse if you take care of it for a long time.

You may only remember me for a few days, but I waited for you for several years without hesitation.

3, time is not an invalid letter, although some things are so light that there is no trace, it once existed, which is enough.

There is a person in everyone's heart. You don't know how the other person is doing. Sometimes, what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.

5, adolescence, itself is unstable, just like a broken bath water, hot and cold, hot springs are cold, and the dark world is bright. The warmth of adults is often warm water that is evenly stirred.

6. When I am in song for you, don't criticize me for being tone-deaf; When I write poems for you, please don't dislike my boring words; When I dance for you, please don't laugh at my stiff limbs; Please tell me that everything I do for you will make you happy.

7, know how to appreciate your life, in order to let yourself live as you please.

8. Don't be too kind to a person, because you will eventually find that if you are kind to a person for a long time, that person will get used to it and then take it for granted. In fact, I could have been stupid enough to ignore the return at all costs, but the reality is always chilling. You clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

9. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

10, when we fall in love with someone, there is nothing wrong with being humble. As long as you are not mean, your love will have a future. There is nothing wrong with being mean. As long as both are cheap, there is still a future. What I'm afraid of is that one person is a bitch and the other person doesn't. There is no future in being a bitch unilaterally.

1 1, no heartless person has ever been a cruel person.

12, there is no need to invite too many people into life. Loneliness is not having no friends around, but having no partner in my heart. This city is full of lively and lonely souls. Pedestrians coming and going are just tourists who have been hit. The more lively, the more deserted. What life needs is only a person's lifelong companionship.

13, I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

14, men always ignore the people around them who love him the most, preferring to spend time socializing with strangers; Women always spend too much time on the people they love most, completely ignoring others around them. Therefore, men should not live for the whole world. Maybe only that lover and a few family members really belong to a man. Women don't just live for one person. You can have the whole world in your life.

15, Life is short, so live it well. True love is rare, seize it. Anger is harmful, put it down. Fear is terrible. Face it. Memories are sweet, so cherish them.

16, a woman who loves beauty must have at least seven pairs of shoes: one for fun, one for flirting, one for work, one for vacation, one for spring nights, one for wearing and one for you not to like. A pair of shoes you don't like to remind yourself that you don't have to be perfect all the time. Too perfect is pretentious.

17, if you don't love her, tell her. Don't have so many reasons, and don't have such nice excuses. Don't lie to her, let alone pretend that you still love her when you are ready to leave.

Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

19, I was really scared. I gave you a heart and you gave me a knife. Friendship or love?

20. Not all sorrows need to be shouted, and not all regrets need to be filled.

Not all regrets need to be filled.

1, you will be tired if you take the initiative for a long time, and you will collapse if you take care of it for a long time.

You may only remember me for a few days, but I waited for you for several years without hesitation.

3, time is not an invalid letter, although some things are so light that there is no trace, it once existed, which is enough.

There is a person in everyone's heart. You don't know how the other person is doing. Sometimes, what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.

5, adolescence, itself is unstable, just like a broken bath water, hot and cold, hot springs are cold, and the dark world is bright. The warmth of adults is often warm water that is evenly stirred.

6. When I am in song for you, don't criticize me for being tone-deaf; When I write poems for you, please don't dislike my boring words; When I dance for you, please don't laugh at my stiff limbs; Please tell me that everything I do for you will make you happy.

7, know how to appreciate your life, in order to let yourself live as you please.

8. Don't be too kind to a person, because you will eventually find that if you are kind to a person for a long time, that person will get used to it and then take it for granted. In fact, I could have been stupid enough to ignore the return at all costs, but the reality is always chilling. You clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

9. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

10, when we fall in love with someone, there is nothing wrong with being humble. As long as you are not mean, your love will have a future. There is nothing wrong with being mean. As long as both are cheap, there is still a future. What I'm afraid of is that one person is a bitch and the other person doesn't. There is no future in being a bitch unilaterally.

1 1, no heartless person has ever been a cruel person.

12, there is no need to invite too many people into life. Loneliness is not having no friends around, but having no partner in my heart. This city is full of lively and lonely souls. Pedestrians coming and going are just tourists who have been hit. The more lively, the more deserted. What life needs is only a person's lifelong companionship.

13, I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

14, men always ignore the people around them who love him the most, preferring to spend time socializing with strangers; Women always spend too much time on the people they love most, completely ignoring others around them. Therefore, men should not live for the whole world. Maybe only that lover and a few family members really belong to a man. Women don't just live for one person. You can have the whole world in your life.

15, Life is short, so live it well. True love is rare, seize it. Anger is harmful, put it down. Fear is terrible. Face it. Memories are sweet, so cherish them.

16, a woman who loves beauty must have at least seven pairs of shoes: one for fun, one for flirting, one for work, one for vacation, one for spring nights, one for wearing and one for you not to like. A pair of shoes you don't like to remind yourself that you don't have to be perfect all the time. Too perfect is pretentious.

17, if you don't love her, tell her. Don't have so many reasons, and don't have such nice excuses. Don't lie to her, let alone pretend to love her when you are ready to leave.

Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

19, I was really scared. I gave you a heart and you gave me a knife. Friendship or love?

20. Not all sorrows need to be shouted, and not all regrets need to be filled.

Funny sentences suitable for writing on WeChat signature

1. Can you fight for breath without steaming steamed bread?

Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

3.BBK lit a fire and didn't get anywhere.

4. If a man can't get used to it, the more he gets used to it, the more jerk he becomes. Women are spoiled, and the more they are spoiled, the more balls they have, which are still others'.

5. It is more dangerous to dress and safer to grow.

6. The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the fence.

7. Pain is everywhere. More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting with expectation everywhere.

8. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head.

9. Even if someone says I'm crazy, I will look up and say to him contemptuously, are you in the same hospital as me?

10. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

1 1. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

12. No one in the world can abandon you unless you give up on yourself. Because we belong to ourselves, not others.

13. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died with a bang in less than two seconds.

14. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and others.

15. I don't care how old you are. I want to know, for love, for dreams, for energetic adventure, are you willing to take risks like a fool?

16. The customer is not a god, just fooled.

17. The right way in the world is vicissitudes, don't be too arrogant.

18. If you are young but not radical, then you are heartless. If you are old but not conservative, you are brainless.

19. In today's society, women clap their breasts and men clap their cars. Who knows if the breasts are crowded or not? Is the car yours?

20. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

2 1. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

22. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

23. It has been pulled out by others before it is time to touch the flowers and twist the grass.

24. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

25. We are like two parallel lines, which will never intersect.

26. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are essentially the same, both of which provoke family relations.

Carelessness is not necessarily bad, and gentleness is not necessarily true.

28. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

29. Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you.

30. Bitches last forever, while dogs and men can't live without chickens.

3 1. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

32. The man who loves me the most in the world married my mother.

The real state is that you would rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.

34. Life is breathing, breathing is for breathing, and breathing is for breathing.

35. If it is sentimental, it will get old and kill me long ago.

36. The biggest difference between a game and a girlfriend is that one has to make a copy and the other has to pay!

37. Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.

38. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. Not loving is not loving.

39. I have no merits, but I have a strong ability to be praised!

40. What if I feel beautiful? I don't care. After all, I am not a mistress.

4 1. When I still love you, can you miss me?

42. Your attitude determines my attitude. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.

Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

I don't need anyone to love me, let alone anyone to love me. I will love myself.

45. I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being so happy with others!

46. Those who pour cold water on me will be boiled and returned to you.

47. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

48. You gently smoothed all my water chestnuts, and then tried your best to hurt me to death.

49. I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

50. Close my eyes and I see my future.

5 1. If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.

52. patroness, I am too young to cure you through my clothes, so I am offended.

You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son.

54. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

55. I want to say that I am struggling. The end of the world is my birthday.

56. Take the self-study exam at night and take out your mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I turned on the light.

57. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has turned me into a bitch!

58. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.

59. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat a few more when I am full.

60. The handsome one with a car is chess. It is the bank that has money and houses.

6 1. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

62. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

63. God, my clothes are thin again!

64. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

65. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

67. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

68. The congestion in Beijing has brought trouble to the capital.

69. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

70. Everyone says I'm an actor, because my eyes roll at the sight of beautiful mm.

7 1. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

73.438+0 century, what is most important to me?

74. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

75. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

76. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

77. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I'm not sad.

78. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

79. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!

80. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

8 1. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

82. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

83. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

84. Now find Prince Charming. You are out. Now find Prince BMW.

85. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations!

86. A fiery heart can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

87. If you have money, you lose your family; If you have no money, worship God.

88. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

89. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

90. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

9 1. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

92. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

94. The more time we save, the more time we waste.

95. Wise people speak by experience, but smarter people don't speak by experience.

96. A dream is not a dream if it is too easy to realize, but without a dream, the reality is dark.

97. Sometimes it is called scheming, and sometimes it is called scheming.

98. You lose because you are always comparing yourself with others.

99. If you leave the mud but don't dye it, you can plunge back into the mud without dyeing it.

100. TV, a square box that laughs at lonely people.