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A farmer got a piece of gold from a rich man, but later he was afraid that the gold would be gone. He was very worried about it. Ask this story.
The fox and the grapes
The hungry fox saw a bunch of sparkling grapes hanging on the grape rack. You want to leave for dinner, but
For a summary, see. After watching it for a while, I had no choice but to go. When he left, he comforted himself and said, "Grapes are for sure."
The acid is not ripe yet. "
This means some excuses for not being able to finish anything and being premature.
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Wolves and cranes
The wolf swallowed a bone by mistake, and it was very uncomfortable. It's everywhere. See a doctor. He met an egret and negotiated the reward.
Taking out the bone, the crane put his head into the wolf's throat, took out the bone, and asked the wolf for a generous reward. The wolf replied.
Say: "Hello, my friend, are you depressed from the mouth of the first wolf, and don't meet or even talk about the return?"
This story shows that it is essential to know that bad people are rewarded, and that bad people are not trustworthy.
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The little boy and the scorpion
Before the child caught the locust wall, he suddenly saw a scorpion when he caught it. He thought it was a grasshopper, too.
Then two men caught him. The scorpion raised his stinger and said, "Come on, if you really dare to do it, even if."
If you catch grasshoppers, you will lose them completely.
This story warns people to distinguish between good people and bad people, just be kind to them.
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The fox and goat in the well. The fox fell into a good one. No matter how hard he struggled, he still couldn't climb up, so he stayed there. Goat thinking
Thirsty, he went to the well, saw the fox in the well, and asked him if he really drank good water. The fox felt that the opportunity had come.
Feel happy, calm down and immediately boast that drinking good water is the first spring, sweet and refreshing, and advise goats and
Falling rapidly, he drank painfully. The thoughtful drunkard believed the goat, and when he banged, they jumped without thinking.
After drinking, the fox has a way to go to the well. The fox is ready. He said cunningly, "I have one."
You put your front foot on the wall, and then the angle is vertical. I jumped into the well, went behind you and pulled you up. let us
The pickled goat agreed to his proposal, and the fox stood on his hind legs, jumped on his back and pressed him hard.
Jump out of the corner, jump out of the wellhead. The fox went up alone to avoid the goat and accused the fox of not keeping his promise. The fox looked back
A goat said, "Hello, friend, your heart is as perfect as your beard. You must look out."
Jump blindly. "
This story shows that smart people should think clearly about the outcome of things in advance and then do it.
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Widow hen
Keep a hen and lay an egg every day. She wants to feed the chicken to the barley, just these two days.
Eggs, so she feeds them every day. As a result, the hen gained weight, even an egg didn't come down every day.
This story shows that some people want to get more benefits, and even lose results because of greed.
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Zeus wanted birds, but in vain, Western Western jackdaw set up a king for us, appointed a date, and all the birds took part in the election, and they were the most beautiful.
Become a king. All the birds go to the river to dress up. Western Western jackdaw knows that this is not a beautiful place. They came to the river and picked them all up.
Under the bird's feathers, carefully insert it into his body, and then brush it and glue it. The date specified by all birds
Come to Zeus together. Zeus 1 Seeing colorful birds in western Western jackdaw, he is ready to let him go.
Become a king. The bird was very angry. It plucked its feathers from Western jackdaw in the west. So, the beautiful feathers of western Western jackdaw.
They all disappeared and became an ugly western Western jackdaw.
The story is that with other things, you can get the illusion of America, but it doesn't belong.
What the will sells is stripped off.
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The little goat and the wolf are standing on the roof
The little goat stood on the roof from the bottom and saw the wolf coming. They blamed him and laughed at him. "Lao lang said," oh, man, scold.
I am not you, but you are in the terrain. Description/a > Stories, geography and secrets often give people courage.
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Alpine shock
As loud as the huge vibration and sound of the mountain.
Many people stopped to watch at the foot of the mountain. I don't know what happened, it's just.
When they gathered there anxiously, they were worried that they saw something written on the wall and saw a mouse running out of the mountain.
Saying that the Philistines were distressed.
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Weak good and evil
Good and evil drive away heaven. Cleverly asked Zeus how to return to earth. Zeus told me.
He, we shouldn't visit the earth together. Evil is very similar to man, so we found him one by one.
Who is it? Because it fell from the sky, it was very slow, very slow.
In other words, this person is likely to encounter good, but daily evil harm.
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Old dog
The old hunting dog never succumbed to any wild animals in the forest when he was young and strong, but he is old and has rich hunting experience.
Wild boar, he bravely rushed over and bit the boar's ear. His teeth are too old to bite tightly. They belong to wild boar.
Run away The Lord ran over in disappointment, scolded his old hound and looked up and said, "Lord!" " cannot
Strangely, I can't. I am as brave as a young man, but I can't resist the laws of nature. Previous behavior
Your praise is not to blame. "
Say, death is an irresistible law.
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Ants, beetles
In summer, other animals live leisurely, only ants run around in the fields, collecting wheat and barley.
Your own storage space, winter food. The beetle was surprised and asked him why there were such hardworking ants.
In winter, the heavy rain washed away the cow dung. The hungry dung beetle went to the ant to beg. The ant said, "Hey,
Dude, you don't criticize my work, but you won't go hungry at work. "
He said that although the situation has changed, thousands of people can plan ahead to avoid disaster. "
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Rooster gem
Looking for food for himself and the hen's cock in the field. He found the jewel, and their jewel said, "If
It's me, not your master, who will let you pick it up when he finds you, but it's useless for me to find you. I
They are all jewels in the world, and which one will get a grain of wheat better. "
Say what you need, it's a real treasure.
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One day, his father Lulu said, "Dad, are you still afraid of dogs?" Taller than him, runs faster than he says.
Self-defense from a big angle. Buck smiled and said, "honey, you are right. I only know a little. Do you hear me?"
When the dog barks, I can't help running away at once. "description
Stories inspire those who are naturally timid, cowardly and useless.
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Two pockets
Prometheus created man and hung two bags on each man? One pretends to be someone else's fault, the other.
Installed himself. His bird's nest hangs on his chest and the other on his back. Therefore, people can always
You will soon see the shortcomings of others, which are always invisible.
This story shows that people often find fault with others and ignore their own shortcomings.
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The eagle and the fox/> Shan Ying and the fox became friends and strengthened their friendship. They decided to live together. Therefore, the eagle flies
Build a nest on a tall tree and hatch its offspring. The fox will go to the middle of the bushes under the tree and have children.
A day's diet will come out for the eagle and fox to eat, and he will fly to the bushes and be taken away by the little fox.
Young eagle meal. The fox knows that this is the son and daughter of the dead eagle, which makes him very sad. He was very sad.
I can't get revenge for the time being, because he is a wild animal, and he can only run on the ground and can't chase birds, so he hides far away.
Standing and cursing the enemy is the only thing that the weak can do. exist
Recently he was severely punished for the crime of raping an eagle. During the sheep killing ceremony in the wild, eagles can fly down.
Go, pick it up from the lamb on the altar with a torch and bring it back to its nest. At that time, a strong wind blew in the nest? careful
The small dry branches immediately ignited a fierce flame. The chicks were burned alive and fell from the trees.
The fox ran over and, in the eyes of the eagle, ate all those aircraft carriers Kitty Hawk.
This story shows that God will punish a faithless person, even if the victim is weak, not revenge.
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Horse and groom
Once after a while, the groom secretly sold horse barley, but he still cleaned the horse every day.
Hair comb. The groom said, "If you really want me to be beautiful, you won't sell feed barley.
That is to say, those hypocrites bribe others with sweet words and small favors, and there are some essential things.
Claiming.
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The Farmer and the Snake
In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen stiff. He is very sorry, put it in his arms. Snake warm resurrection
Above, it regained its nature and bit its benefactor, who was fatally injured. The farmer said before he died:
Damn it, I pity the wicked and deserve it. "description
Story, tolerance, even the wicked will not change their evil nature.
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A fisherman playing a flute A fisherman came to the seaside with his beloved flute and fishing net. He stood on a protruding rock for the first time.
Playing the flute, I think the fish heard the wonderful music and jumped in front of him. He played with rapt attention.
Long and fruitless. He had to put down his flute, and his net Caesar went into the water, which caused a lot of fish. You don't dance, when the network.
Fish stripes were thrown to the shore and they returned in confusion. The fish said to the water, "hey, you don't know what is good and what is bad!" I suck a blowjob
Now I don't blow it, but you have gone up.
This story is about people who don't choose the right time.
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The legendary god of the forest personally made friends with Satiros, the god of the forest. In winter, the weather is very cold.
The man put his hand in his mouth and kept avoiding the heat. The god of the forest asked what the reason was. "Personal information, your hand is cold, and your hand with hot air is getting warmer." Later, they ate calorie food at the same table and put it on the table.
The handsome boy is back.
"The man picked up a handful and answered in his mouth. The god of the forest asked him why. He said, the food is too hot, blow it.
Cool. The god of the forest said, "Hello, friend! I am with you, dear John, because your mouth has lost its heat for some time.
Time and air conditioning.
The story says, never be with fickle friends.
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Flies and honey leaked out of the house, and many flies flew to a meal. Honey is sweet. Where do they want to go?
At this point, their feet are honey sticks and they can't fly anymore. They regretted it and snorted loudly: "We are really unlucky.
I lost my life because I was greedy for temporary enjoyment. "
For many people, greed is the root of many disasters. ....../& gt; - .
In two wars, two cocks fought for hens, including another knocked-down bird, which was defeated by a hidden covered bird and won it to fly to the high wall and shout. At this moment, the eagle flew fiercely. He caught it and was defeated.
Roosters and birds occupy these hens safely.
The story shows that arrogance brings harm and humility brings grace.
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Mouse, Mouse and Frog Unfortunately, the frog is in love, and the frog's stupid mouse feet are tied to his own feet. suliuershang
Slowly, they went for a walk. Everything is normal, but they also ate millet. When he came to the pond, the frog was in the water and the mouse was in the water.
Play in the water and quack happily. Poor mouse, but the water officer was full and drowned. Soon, the mouse surfaced,
But his feet are still tied. The frog kite flew here and saw a mouse rushing into the water. He's coming, frog.
Follow the water and become a kite for food.
This is a relationship with others. It is too close. When a disaster happens, it is often implicated.
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A dog shook its meat.
Dog meat, riding a river. He saw his reflection in the water and thought it was another dog hanging from a bigger piece of meat.
Thinking of this, he decided to grab a piece of meat. So he flew to the water to catch a bigger piece of meat.
There is no water, no film exists, and the original film is washed away by the river.
This story is suitable for greedy people.
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Bull and shaft
Few people hold a bull market, pull a scooter and walk on the bridge, whistling on the back of the bull and saying impatiently, "Hello, friend, we are the burden of silence. Please call a car."
The weight of the shaft? "
The story is that few people call out particularly loud voices, and those who keep silent often bear all the weight.
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The wolf and the lamb drank a lot of water in the river. The wolf saw it and found a proper excuse to eat it. "So, he went.
Swimming, the fierce sheep confused the river and let him drink clean water. The lamb said that he just stood by the river and drank water.
And the downstream can't be muddied by the upstream water. The wolf said, "My father is."
You scolded the lamb and said that he was not born at that time. The wolf came, and he said, "No matter how you explain it, I won't miss it anyway."
You "
This shows that any legitimate excuse of the wicked is invalid.
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Bears and foxes
A bear boasted that he loved human beings because he didn't eat to death. A fox, he said, "I hope you."
Death is torn to pieces without hurting the living. "
This story applies to those who pretend to be evil.
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Vole and house mouse
The vole, a good friend of the house mouse, went to eat in the country. He eats his barley and millet.
The vole said, "My friend, you know, this is a living and living ant." I have many good things. Come with me. "
I like the vole to follow the house mouse to the city and see beans, millet, red dates, cheese, honey and fruit.
House mice versus voles. The vole stared, surprised, praised and lamented his fate. Yes, they are about to start eating.
As soon as the door opened, a timid mouse's voice came, and he got into the mouse hole in fear. House mice and cheese to go, this is.
What's in the house He saw someone immediately drilling back into the cave. At this time, the vole also forgot his hunger and trembled all over.
Say to the house mouse, "Goodbye, my friends! Enjoy your own food, fear, and enjoy these delicious foods.
It's a pity that the safety of the highland barley millet I eat is that you despise ordinary life. "
This story shows that people prefer a simple and stable life to a happy life full of terror.
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Dogs, roosters and foxes
Dogs and cocks go to meet people's friends. They do it their way. At night, the rooster jumped into the branch habitat.
The dog spent the night under a hollow tree. At dawn, as usual, the chicken crowed. The fox heard the cock crow and thought
After eating the chicken, they stood under the tree, respectfully invited the chicken down and said, "What a beautiful voice! It's so sweet, I
I really want to hug you and fall. Let's serenade. The chicken replied, "Go and wake up the tree hole."
Watch the door. He opened the door. I can. "The fox went to the door at once, and the dog suddenly jumped up and bit and tore him.
It's broken.
The story shows that smart people, with confused dignity, are smart and can easily defeat the enemy.
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The lion and the grateful mouse.
The lion fell asleep and his mouse jumped up. The lion suddenly stood up, grabbed him and prepared to eat. Rodents, please.
A compassionate life, and said that if they saved their lives, they must repay them. The lion smiled contemptuously and then let go. Soon, really.
Lions and mice save lives. It turned out that the lion caught him and tied him to the hunter in the tree. The mouse heard his screams.
Go to the rope and buy it, then let go of the lion and say, "You are laughing at me and don't believe I can get paid.
Now it is clear that the mouse can pay back the money. "
This story shows that when fate changes alternately, a strong will needs to become fragile.
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Seagull kite
A seagull swallowed a big fish, burst its stomach and lay on the beach, fine and dead. View kites:
"You will really regret it. Birds are flying around in the air. They shouldn't look for food by the sea. "
Some people say that everyone should be satisfied.
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Someone carved a wooden statue of Hermes' sales statue and sold it in the market. Because no buyer came out, he shouted
Shouting to attract business, saying that God bless us to sell well. Then a man next to him said, "hey, friend, because."
You should enjoy his benefits. Why sell him? "He replied," I think now.
Is a god who can feel the benefits and benefits. Take your time. "
This story is unscrupulous for profit, even if it is a god, it doesn't respect it.
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Cows and frogs
Drink the water from the cow pool and trample one of the little frogs to death. Mother frog came back to see it.
A son is missing. Ask his brother, he's gone. The little frog said, "dear mother, he is dead."
A huge quadruped came to the pool, and our brother and his hoof were trampled to death. "Mother Frog tried to cheer up,
Asked: "This beast is like this, so its size is also?" The little frog said, "Mom, stop spraying."
I don't think you can, and monsters are the same size, blowing their bellies and bursting. "
Some people say that small things are better anyway.
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Many thorny trees.
Pomegranate trees, apple trees and olive trees are the best quarrels for them. Although their thorns are on one side of the fence
Hearing the fierce conflict, they said, "Friends, we don't quarrel."
That is to say, something trivial, fragmented, extremely presumptuous, trying to express.
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Turtle eagle
The tortoise saw the eagle flying in the air, and they asked the eagle to teach him to fly. The eagle advised him not to fly. The tortoise refused again and again.
Demand, the eagle caught him, flew high into the air, and then let him go. The tortoise landed on the rock and was smashed to pieces.
This story shows that those people's goals are too high, unrealistic and doomed to failure.
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mule
Mules raised on barley are very strong. Whenever he jumps, he always says to himself, "My father must be a man."
This horse runs well and I like it very much. "One day, because of the need, the mule was sent to keep running. return
He remembered sadly that his father was a donkey.
This story shows that a lucky man is famous. Don't forget his own nature, because the tide of life has risen.
Decline, the future is unpredictable.
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The Tortoise and the Hare
Tortoise and hare argue about who runs fast. Therefore, they set a time and place for the game. Feel the natural Scud game.
At first, the rabbit ran fast and played lightly, and fell asleep on the road. The tortoise knows.
My speed is very slow, I look sad and run forward. Turtles sleep better than rabbits.
The prize won the victory.
This story shows that the industrious weak can overcome the complacency of the strong.
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Cats and chickens
One day, the cat held a birthday party without being pregnant and invited many chickens. Where the chicken is, the cat is standing.
Close the door in an instant and eat them all.
This means that the enemy will not have any good hope, and they will suffer greater misfortune.
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A shepherd A shepherd is lying far away from his sheep village eating grass. He always likes lying and joking, often.
People in the village helped and lied that the wolf had attacked his sheep. At first, two or three times, the villagers panicked and ran away immediately. He
Tease, come back disappointed. Then, one day, the wolf really came, ran into the sheep and killed them. Facing the village, the shepherd's children shouted for help in despair. The villagers thought he was lying and joking as usual, and no one paid any attention to him. Therefore,
His sheep was eaten by wolves.
This story shows that people often lie and even tell the truth that no one believes.
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Sick deer
A sick deer is lying on the grass. Many wild animals went to see him and the nearby grassland. After deer's illness
Can't find grass, lack of food, weak and die.
The story is that too many meetings are harmful to friends.
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The old woman and the bottle, an old woman found an empty bottle, which not long ago contained the best old wine. This bottle is still full of spirits.
The second time, she put the bottle under the tip of her nose and shook it constantly, sucking the wine greedily and saying, "Oh, how sweet! Contains wine bottles
Leaving such a sweet and unforgettable fragrance, I really don't know how to taste good wine. "
Beautiful things have left a far-reaching impact, which people will never forget.
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The moon goddess and her mother
Once, my mother was on the moon, and her cloak. Mother replied, "How can I give a suitable coat?"
Did you do it? Your new moon, then you have a complete moon. Secondly, it is neither a new moon nor a full moon. "
This means that things are always changing, not once.
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The donkey heard cicadas chirping.
Moved by the beautiful singing, I want to make the same beautiful voice. they
Envy what they eat and make them sound so good. Cicada answers: "dew". The life of a donkey
Lou, soon starved to death.
This story tells people not to hope for things that are not worth it.
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fox
The fox and woodcutter escaped from the hunter. I found a woodcutter telling him to hide. The woodcutter is called a fox.
Go to his cabin and hide. Once, many hunters came to inquire about the fallen fox, and the woodcutter said loudly.
I don't know. Sign to tell them where the fox is hiding. The hunters believed him and didn't pay attention to his hands.
Potential. The fox hunter had long since disappeared, and came out of the hut without saying anything. The woodcutter blamed the fox and said that he
Saved his life without showing any gratitude. The fox replied, "If your gestures match your language, I'm fine."
Thank you very much. "
This story is suitable for those who say and do good, but are evil.
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The wolf and sheep escaped into the temple.
The wolf chased and fled into a temple. The wolf said to the lamb, if you don't hurry, the priest will catch you.
You ask God. Mutton replied, "I like God to eat more than you."
This story shows that precious death, some people die, should choose.
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